Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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outsourced pilot
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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mr t has really let himself go...
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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OMG WOODCOCK
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Obama's new NASA
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giggedee giggedee
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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He has a BIG smile :)
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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UP
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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yeah...this is living
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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wait one min...Dad?
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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You're safe with me
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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The Force is strong with him!
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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canibal holocaust
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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Must Visit Pakistan Free Classified website.You can post free classified ad with out registration on LMF and buy and sale everything through LMF. LMF provides online classified jobs , as well as newspaper Jobs http://www.lmf.com.pk
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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it is from a natgeo show
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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and now to our traffic copter
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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cross-eyed
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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Reverse exploration.
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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DERP!!
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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Should have gone to specsavers
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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lol wooden condoms xD
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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SHHH! i just farted
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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The gods must be crazy.
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cannibal holocaust
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BANANA. lemme take a bite
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A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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Landing by wood.
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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IT'S A TRAP
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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is this the high mile club???
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Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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wtf??
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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free ride for everyone
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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Kids dont do drugs
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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rapist on a plan
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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Control, we have a problem we can't get the landing gear down Well get the sexy stewardess out of the cockpit
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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african pilot XD
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hey that's me :(
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JUST AS PLANNED
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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Flyin' down in 'copters, and snatchin' yo people up! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
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FUCK
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that's some hot shit
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fucking abos
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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Afghanistan is going well.
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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Al-Qaida airlines...
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"