Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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Obama's new NASA
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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He has a BIG smile :)
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mr t has really let himself go...
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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outsourced pilot
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OMG WOODCOCK
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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canibal holocaust
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giggedee giggedee
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The Force is strong with him!
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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and now to our traffic copter
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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yeah...this is living
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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UP
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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wait one min...Dad?
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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cross-eyed
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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You're safe with me
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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Should have gone to specsavers
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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DERP!!
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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Reverse exploration.
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
BANANA. lemme take a bite
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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it is from a natgeo show
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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Landing by wood.
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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cannibal holocaust
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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SHHH! i just farted
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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rapist on a plan
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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The gods must be crazy.
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lol wooden condoms xD
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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is this the high mile club???
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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Kids dont do drugs
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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IT'S A TRAP
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Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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wtf??
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Afghanistan is going well.
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free ride for everyone
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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african pilot XD
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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Flyin' down in 'copters, and snatchin' yo people up! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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JUST AS PLANNED
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that's some hot shit
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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FUCK
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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hey that's me :(
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fucking abos
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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Control, we have a problem we can't get the landing gear down Well get the sexy stewardess out of the cockpit
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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Al-Qaida airlines...
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"