Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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Obama's new NASA
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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outsourced pilot
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mr t has really let himself go...
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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He has a BIG smile :)
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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OMG WOODCOCK
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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wait one min...Dad?
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The Force is strong with him!
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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giggedee giggedee
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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canibal holocaust
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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UP
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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and now to our traffic copter
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You're safe with me
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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yeah...this is living
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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cross-eyed
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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it is from a natgeo show
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Should have gone to specsavers
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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DERP!!
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Must Visit Pakistan Free Classified website.You can post free classified ad with out registration on LMF and buy and sale everything through LMF. LMF provides online classified jobs , as well as newspaper Jobs http://www.lmf.com.pk
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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BANANA. lemme take a bite
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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Reverse exploration.
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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SHHH! i just farted
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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Landing by wood.
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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cannibal holocaust
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lol wooden condoms xD
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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is this the high mile club???
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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The gods must be crazy.
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Kids dont do drugs
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IT'S A TRAP
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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wtf??
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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rapist on a plan
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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free ride for everyone
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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Afghanistan is going well.
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african pilot XD
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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Control, we have a problem we can't get the landing gear down Well get the sexy stewardess out of the cockpit
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JUST AS PLANNED
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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hey that's me :(
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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FUCK
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that's some hot shit
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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fucking abos
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Flyin' down in 'copters, and snatchin' yo people up! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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Al-Qaida airlines...
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"