is this japan? that would explain a lot

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  is this japan? that would explain a lot

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  I said RICK MEE...RICK MEE...that's my name RICK MEE!!!!

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  This is the taste of a liar.

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  mmm thats right! oooh yeha lick me there, aah!

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  I guess George Takei really is gay

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  How many licks does it take to get to the center of an asian businessman's head?

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  he has a flavor

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  OHM NOM NOM NOM...

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  Ohhh, you has a fravor tooooo

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  Your fear is palpable.

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  What is that taste? Rice? No, fish? Umm... Hold on, I need another taste.

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  "This is what they call a "Wet Willy".

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  Wet Willies, japan's doin it wrong!

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  Omnomnom.

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  According to the Oracle, Sparta will Fall !!

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  looks like peanut butter but tastes somehow weird...

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  I found this old man popsickle

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  How to lick the opposition in Parliament

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  NOMNOMNOMNOM

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  Namaste

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  mmm noodle soup

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  A-1 steak sauce ...yeah its that important

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  Say my name bitch!!!

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  Japanese People have no Soul.

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  Ima chargin mah lazor!

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  Don't worry, I'll get the soy sauce.

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  yeah bitch,you will call me......

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  I wonder what asian men taste like! Hmm... I think ill just lick you right.... OMG YOURE DELICIOUS!!!

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  Its chinese dumbass

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  IT'S TRUE....ASIAN'S DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!

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  Guess Who?!?

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  Excuse me, you seem to have something on your face...

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  He's just gonna be hungry again in half an hour.

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  seduction turns deadly

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  not in the press conference!!

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  That face must be tasty.

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  he's hot.

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  for the last time we only do take in the hotel room

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  meanwhile in japan...

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  "So we DO taste like teriyaki..."

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  Lick my lollEARpop

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  Tickle Tickle. Hehe

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  Mmmmm... Tasty!!

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  Dis onry way to get Sensei not sreep.

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  This is what they call a wet Nobunaga in Japan.

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  je to japonsko? To by vysvětlovalo hodně

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  HERRO, DISARA ONEARA TASTEARA YUMMYARA LOLLERSKATES RA RA RA

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  NOW CLIMB INSIDE HIM WITH YOUR LOVE TOUCH.

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  What the hell????!!!!!?!?!

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  Told you that wasnt my g-spot.

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  Honey... not now....

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  Japan, the land of opportunity...

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  flicky licky...hahahah ooo no.

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  Its just a bit of Tongue in Cheek

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  OM NOM NOM.

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  You tasted good, man.

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  YOU HAS A FLAVOR

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  YAOI: Not so hot now, is it.

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  FUTURIST way of doing conference in japan ********* OPEN CONFERENCE********

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  i would like to do one last thing............

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  por eso empezo la guerra?

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  This is a taste of a spy

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  the tongue's not real but the finger up his asshole is.

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  stop licking the lollipop, got enough money, take the zipper ridee!!

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  mmmmm..he does taste like rice............

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  the way to the japanese heart.. public indiscretion and erotica

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  It's another one of thsoe dorito commercials..

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  This is how parlimentry votes are tallied in Japan

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  gooks

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  Let's give up one's f*cking policy & leave for Holland? Honey...

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  Let me taste those tears. Mmmmm, yes, so sweet.

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  slurp mnammnam slurp

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  Brawl!!

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  I used to eat there. Really good noodles.

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  Guide me in Smithers!

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  i would like to do one last thing.........

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  I know I'll just hungry again in an hour but it's so good

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  lemme licky-licky you

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  Mmm.. he DOES taste like Chicken Teriyaki!

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  Advanced technology in Japan : this guy was receiving instructions for his speech when his headset failed. No worries!! in Japan they can fix it with a tongue.

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  Any ideas on how we could make this meeting a slight bit more awkward? Anyone???

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  I CAN HAZ FLVR

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  swet, no... Salty!

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  Tastes like chicken

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  I thought it was cat that always made Chinese food soo good

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  penilty lick by japanes man

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  FAKE!

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  Honey! Did you sign the resolution? Yes dear. Good boy!

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  you haz a flavour

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  mmmmmm badabababa im lovin' it

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  if he moves, then he's not dead

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  Spare your efforts Bob... How many "swirly-poky-stabby-slimy-ear-maker-tongues" does it take to introduce your teddy bear to "vibro-tantra-hmmm-spiritual-skin-pincher-butt"?

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  eww.. WTF?!!

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  Who wants an old geezer like you?! I want a hot girl... Boohoohoo...

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  MMMhh. Blood..

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  Japanese mobs use too much tongue on the kiss of death

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  "You taste like guachamole man... dahmn thats good..................

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  You have something on your face. Allow me!

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  When bowing is too impersonal.

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  Spare your efforts Bob... How many "swirly-poky-stabby-slimy-ear-maker-tongues" does it take to introduce your teddy bear to "vibro-tantra-hmmm-spiritual-skin-pincher-butt"?

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  Japanese people taste like rice

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  mm, you are delicious!!

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  Fact: George Takei IS a homosexual. Fiction: Male and female trekkies do not want sex with him because of it.

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  sweat

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  And this is what happens when we inbreed! Can anyone say pedo-twinsiez!

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  Ммммм...Вкусно.Как Орбит "Япошка"

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  The prime minister required assistance with understanding foreign tongues ...

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  mmh, let me clean this spot

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  This could take off better than shark fin soup

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  in soviet russia, japanese guy licks you.

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  Reminds me of lemonparty....

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  your face tastes just like diplomacy o.O

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  Though considered strange to westerners, in China this is considered a great honor.

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  Why even bother...you'll just be hungry an hour later.

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  chinese parliamentary gay erotica. say THAT ten times fast......

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  stupid fake pic - dum dum dum

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  How many times should I tell you - My ass is below my back!

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  Hey it's Jackie Chan

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  Hmmmm....he does taste like chicken!

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  Tastes like teriyaki.

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  it is photoshopped, and I hate to be that kind of person that says it even if it is obvious, but it is HILARIOUS!

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  Menem?

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  Human Sushi

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  opierdolić ci gałgana

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  Japan, The land of a Million Fetishes.

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  Come on! Lack only your vote for we penalyse Iran.

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  he got hot XDD

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  HANDS off wet Willy :)

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  Wait this isn't dog...

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  ahh... tastes lika sushi

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  you haz flavor

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  Realizing that he didn't have a hanky to wipe his forehead on, he called in for emergency backup.

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  Spare your efforts Bob... How many "swirly-poky-stabby-slimy-ear-maker-tongues" does it take to introduce your teddy bear to "vibro-tantra-hmmm-spiritual-skin-pincher-butt"?

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  iz tastes deh fear

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  umami

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  bill clinton and monica lewinsky japanese version

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  LICKY LICKY LONG TIME

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  mmmm very tasty, like white rice

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  He is tasty

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  Spare your efforts Bob... How many "swirly-poky-stabby-slimy-ear-maker-tongues" does it take to introduce your teddy bear to "vibro-tantra-hmmm-spiritual-skin-pincher-butt"?

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  photoshopped !

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  But Grasshopper...I say washy washy.

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  Asian men.. They're that delicious.

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  Aaaaand a touch of spice

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  He tastes like chicken.

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  not he not drunk. its just what they do in japan

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  Mmmm, are you really japan? You don´t tastes like japan..

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  Yes. He taste like telling truth.

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  i dare you to lick his ear. ok and if i do i dare you to like his d'''.

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  Wow, your right, just like chicken!

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  ...I think we all misunderstood the real meaning of "sushi"

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  Delicious Sushi

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  Tickle tickle! Hehe!

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  Tickle tickle. hehe

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  In an hour I'll have to lick another politician!

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  So as soon as the press conference gets here, you are going to talk in the mic and follow the script, if you know whats good for you, you worthless puppet, yes, yes how does it feel knowing that you have no choice, and now I am licking your face, what are you gonna do? What?, what? tell me!!!!! buajajajajaja!!!!

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  The japanese government officials really know how to give wet willies.

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  Mmmmmmmmm Sulu likey

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  In order to understand the game of politics, I must understand the taste of my opponents!

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  Yes yes!You're good...! but it isn't most.

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  Is it dead?

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  another common japanese external politics day

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  hi may i lick you? *licks* --uhh i guess...

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  Whispering....you're doing it wrong.

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  Jummy!!

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  There, let me take care of that mustard stain in your cheeks.

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  You taste like a big sushi !

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  Yoou tayste liike chi-kneeze fawtyoune coooky!

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  Mike Tyson BITCH!

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  I wonder what asian men taste like! Hmm... I think ill just lick you right.... OMG YOURE DELICIOUS!!!

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  When there is no cat, a elderly man is fine too.

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  Congratulations, Mr President, for your good taste.

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  mmm LICK that ear boy!

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  chinese food syndrome

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  And this is how we do it in my place.

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  Omnomnom, chinese food.

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  I will suck your brain!

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  You had a bug on your face..

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  It's Photoshop... Japaneese Photoshop

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  Sir, there's a bug on your face! What? Dibs!

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  "I said I wanted to be an Asian Mick Foley I meant the wrestler part not the ear less psycho part!"

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  he tastes like porkchops

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  Mhh! Tastes Like Peanut Butter But With A Little Ear Wax & Dead Skin!

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  If I was trying to seduce you, would I do THIS!?

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  What do I look like, a fucking Republican ?

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  bill clinton and monica lewinsky japanese version

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  mmm...earwax

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  ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME XDDDDD

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  You taste like soy sauce.

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  in communist china, politician licks you!

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  mmm tastes like chicken... only creamier

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  Are you SURE he's made of chocolate?!?

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  Give it a lick it taste just like raisins

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  oooh lemme taste your tears scott!

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  I knew that was you on the other side of glory hole in men's room

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  Testes like chiken

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  That's chinese

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  me so horny

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  Yep. Just as I thought... This one is dead.

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  not here stupid! lick my ear!

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  Japanese do the craziest superglue stunts in the world.

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  I wuzh up here at the pratform prezhenting my shpeech when, shuddenry, my shupervizhor ran up to my shide and ricked me on my fashe!

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  Smells like China, tastes like china...but guess what! it ain't China!

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  A lesson Mike tyson gotta learn

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  Let's go buy some photos...photoshop

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  Is that rice on your face?

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  WANNA CYBER? *SCHLURP*

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  ROFL- Mao!

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  Chang could think of only one thing that would make the Premier lighten up....

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  Now thats how you get a raise!

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  mmm ... General Tso ... you're delicious.

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  Chinese takeaway XD
  -T

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  is China, that's the best explanation I guess.

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  Spare your efforts Bob... How many "swirly-poky-stabby-slimy-ear-maker-tongues" does it take to introduce your teddy bear to "vibro-tantra-hmmm-spiritual-skin-pincher-butt"?