please animal planet

pimp my ride

What is YOUR Explanation?

Are You A Zombie?

Other's Explanations

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  please animal planet
  
  pimp my ride

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  I said PEDO BEAR...not PEDAL BEAR!

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  OH MY GOD!!!! He's not wearing a helmet......

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  borat it´s back

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  someone has a very dangerous profession.

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  Borat! Even hairyer than b4

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  holy shit fuck its my sister!

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  typical russian citizen, just going about his daily business

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  pedobear's mom

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  warning, dangerous wild animal on the loose!

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  Yogi's personal hooker.

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  HATERS GONNA HATE

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  thats a fuckin sweet backpack

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  you can shave it

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  How'd they get a damn bikini on a bear???

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  Baby Bear on his first day of school.

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  THEY SEE ME ROLLIN'

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  Alaskan Hooker

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  yogi bear gots his ride back

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  "Goldilocks didn't stand a chance. Stolen Identity."
  
  hahaha cracked me up

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  After shaving her head totaly bald, Brittany goes the other route and stops shaving altogether... for a week.

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  Man, those Armanian girlas are furry.......

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  I am Pedobear, and I am here to ask you a question: Is a bear not entitled to rape young girls? No, says the man in Washington. It is against the law. No, says the man in the Vatican. But you can have sex with young boys. No, says the man in Moscow. In Soviet Russia, girl puts penis in YOU! I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture.

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  So it was YOU who stole my bike! All this time I was accusing this poor african american man, tsss...

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  Girl it is time to get a waxing!!!

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  Prostitution is hard without a nice set of wheels

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  pedobears mom

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  Is it wrong if this turns me on..?

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  Miss France 2013

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  I think that bear is old enough to get rid of the training wheels!

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  Mama Bear finally found a bikini that was neither too big nor too small, but JUST right.

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  Summer in Yellowstone National Park

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  A one of a kind inside look at the life of a Bear Prostitute in canada

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  Meanwhile in Russia.

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  I wonder how they got the bear to stand still for the bikini....and I wonder if they'll give me it's number.

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  "What the fuck are YOU lookin at?"

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  Big back hooker

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  It's Russia, what do u expect?

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  meanwhile in russia

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  Goldilocks didn't stand a chance. Stolen Identity.

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  Penis!

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  "No time to explain ... come with me if you want to live!"

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  YOGY BEAR S' MILF WIFE

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  Let me introduce myself ahum, Im a bear. I like this bike. I love to swim with my fabulous swimsuit. Oh Im looking for another bear, she has to be like me. UNDERSTAND!?!?!

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  You'd think she knew how to ride a bike without training wheels.

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  That's a damn fine Armenian babe.

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  I don't want to be the last Bear without a cell phone.

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  FAKE... bears don't need training wheels.

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  The Country Bears unfortunately take their act on the road (did they not see just how bad of an idea that is from the movie?)

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  dude, his backpack is ill.

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  I was really drunk okay

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  One day, a bear fetishist had a bear shipped in from Canada or wherever bears are from these days and while it was tranquillized put a bikini on it cause he thought that was hawt. When the bear awoke he was waiting for him by candlelight dinner. The bear was appalled and tried to escape, the bear fetishist had of course blocked all ways to escape except his son's, a kinderg????rtner, bike. What the fetishist did not know was the bear was a circus bear and therefore could ride the bicycle. Quick as a flash he jumped on the way to victory and escaped the evil man.

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  Has anyone got a s-bear tyre?

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  The Russians finally found thier first lady.

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  Russia's No. 1 Supermodel, Natasha Bearenyenko.

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  "I can explain, my girlfriend is the exact same size chest as me.."

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  I keep telling him not to wear this to school.

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  This week on The Animal Planet: Bears Gone Wild

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  "dude, I wasn't THAT drunk."

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  Bearly

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  Thank god for Russia

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  You would think it would be all claws and fur trying to sexy up that bear.

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  it's clearly shooped. and learn the difference between pedobear and a bear.

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  They see me rolling, they hatin

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  that bear really wants a klondike bar. . .

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  ur kid went tat way!

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  bearcycle

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  welcome to the land of narnia

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  Miss France 2013.

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  Gentle Ben comes out of the closet.