Chris finally got the evil monkey in his closet.

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  Chris finally got the evil monkey in his closet.

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  There is a town in South Africa where these type of monkeys run rampant. The residents hate them, id imagine this is one of the residents. Look up the documentary "Street Monkeys".
  Picture explained. I win.

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  "Hey Sr... Sr... can I say something? Yeah it was me... but I swear, it was for hungry..."

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  Hey paw, look at this here critter.

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  that son of a bitch

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  I told Dexter not to come back to the museum!

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  you know nothing about south africa.

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  No more little monkeys jumping on the bed :(

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  The other ending to "Outbreak"

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  Finally got that Damn Monkey Off My Back !!

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  those raingutters made out of pvc pipe tell me one thing.
  Not American.
  Also, there are no monkeys native to the United States other than Nancy Pelosi, and she was a test tube monkey at that!

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  I know she said I wasn't the father, but DAMN!

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  Just in case anyone is wondering. We do not have wild monkeys in the US.

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  this is a worrying situation...

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  hijo de puta

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  we do not have any wild monkeys?? i guess you have never been to oakland.....oh wait those are porch monkeys!

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  Get off me biach

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  With his helper monkey dead, Mr. Johnson couldn't find his walking cane. This rifle will do the trick, and don't worry, it's not loaded.

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  Well spanking didnt work ...

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  That's a real American! FUCKING MONKEYS!

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  That sniper better level up, or else the spy is gonna kill em. But nice head shot.

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  American houses do not have PVC rain gutters. What a sorry attempt to poke fun at Americans. It belongs right up there with the photo of the wading pool with a wire across it, complete with European outlets. Or the picture of an Airbus Beluga, a European-built aircraft which the photographer seemed to think was a "crappy American contraption". Insecure much?

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  And thus, thanks to Larry, the monkey apocalypse was avoided.

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  Nintendo's less popular monkey hunt

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  looks like the fat f*cker has been eating them.

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  :( Let's hope someone does this to him sometime soon...

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  Family guy? this monkey in the Bryan's Closet??? xD

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  11 monkeys

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  Here at Joe's Rehab we really get the monkey off your back!

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  He shot the monkey

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  I want to kick that guy... REALLY HARD!

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  Who is the monkey?

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  He looked at me... Are you looking at me??

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  you...sick..son of a bitch...i hope u die in a barnfire full of mexicans who rape u till the end of forever

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  Chris finally got the monkey off his back.

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  Finally....... It took me ages to get that days monkey of my back

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  No more monkey on his back...

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  Time to take her out like old OHOHOHAAAA

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  11 monkeys

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  that,ll teach you to monkey with my wife!

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  When the 12-step program fails to get the monkey off your back, turn to the gun.

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  Outbreak - Home Video Edition

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  Rhesus for breakfast?!?!

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  +500 exp Congratulations! You've gained a level. *finally now i can equip those damned boots*

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  Why spank him when you can just shot?

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  The monkey is actually holding the mans hand with his neck, the prey had become the hunted.

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  "I caught him fucking my wife."

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  A portkey

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  Don't ya know you gotta, shot the monkey....shot the monkey

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  damn him

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  What happens when you spank the money too much

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  Preventing Planet of the Apes from becoming a reality, one monkey at a time.

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  I really dont think this is funny, I live in South Africa, people do this and it is cruel, typical white trash.

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  gives new meaning to "wack the monkey"

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  This is in South Africa doos. (thats south african for your an idiot.) he's wearing a Super Sport shirt, which is a south african sport channel. open ur eyes.

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  hes actually not american. hes south african. duh!

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  motherfucker holding a poor monkey

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  Chris-Chan, as it looks. Who knew?

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  Do you want to touch my monkey??

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  Fucking monkeys.

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  hey man, you don't go monkey shootin' with no shoes on....what the hell?

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  This is why I love the zoo.

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  Curious George and the "No Trespassing" sign.

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  No that is not the monkey wrench !!!!

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  I'm sorry Mr. Jackson, Bubbles was rabid. We had to put him down.

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  Hy's natuurlik Suid Afrikaans... hy dra 'n SuperSport hemp. Bliksemse aap

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  This photo taken minutes before Billy-Joe lost the use of his right foot.

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  This definitely looks like South Africa here where i live, considering the red brick building and the sunny whether. The guys also looks like our typical "Boer" guys. I know that the farmers and people living in small towns here hate these pesky critters.

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  American idiot?

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  is that.....yep.....JEB BUSH!!!!!

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  YEAH YEAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! IM A DUCHEBAG

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  Look ma!

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  oh!!! noooooo MARCEL....////

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  HONEY !!!YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TODAY!

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  Since you insulted my honor, I will attack you either with: my gun or my MONKEY! You choose!

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  Singing : Don't want to be an American idiot The subliminal mind fuck America. :)

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  OH NO! They caught the mystery monkey of Tampa Bay!

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  Jimbo's little brother learned the lesson he didn't.

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  No monkeyin' around dammit!

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  'Boon huntin'.

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  Richard had seen enough, obviously spanking him wouldn't work anymore.

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  Sometimes a spanking just won't do.

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  Give me AIDS will you, you little f*cker!

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  that guy shots a monkey

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  one monkey dead, L.A. Times front page ! R.I.P. EZ E

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  no matter which one he tries to kill you with, you're screwed!

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  I really dont think this is funny, I live in South Africa, people do this and it is cruel, typical white trash.

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  What ?! This son of a bitch was humping my wife !!!

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  Instead of spanking his Monkey Charley straight up snipe that b****

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  spanking my monkey wasn't enough. i had to shoot him.

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  While I do agree he LOOKS American, that doesn't necessarily mean it is so.
  
  Do they have wild monkeys in America?
  
  By his lack of shoes I'd reckon he's maybe from South America. But what do I know. I'm only... THE DOCTOR

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  Mr teeney!!NOOOO!!!! What have you done

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  SHOCK THE MONKEY

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  The only monkeys we have in America immigrate here from other countries

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  "Uuuurh, I dun get it. How do I fit the monkey-bullet in the rifle?"

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  he is actually south african... wearing a RSA brand shirt....Super Sport......

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  It's coming right for us!

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  And CUT! That's a wrap on Outbreak 2.

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  He's about to light up the grill now.

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  After Chris began bringing his rifle to his ventriloquist comedy show, the laughs really picked up.

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  He was aiming for Tyrell but got Tyrell's brother.

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  I don't even need my shoes.

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  that is a stupid face

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  This fucking bastard was screwing my garden.