Raccoon..I choose you!!

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Other's Explanations

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  Raccoon..I choose you!!

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  "I SAID MEDIUM, NOT RARE!"

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  I CAN haz cheezberger!!

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  I said HOLD the Racoon!

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  LEEEEEROOOOOOY!

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  Round One..
  
  
  FIGHT!

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  In my country, vee pay vith animal and eat money. Please, may I have 3,000,000 rubles... to GO!

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  these are not the foods you are looking for.

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  I DIDN'T WANT THIS TOY!!!!!
  
  I WANTED THE RABBIT!!!

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  This guy is waaaaaay too into pokemon!!!

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  "Dude, you just bitch-slapped your kitten across the entire McDonald's."
  "Well duh, I was pissed."

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  Let me guess... Russia again?

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  Here's the raccoon you wanted

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  LETS DO THIS ROCKET!

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  Take your gamburger back!!!

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  Who ordered a flying racoon ?

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  El gato voladooooooooooooooor!

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  i would beat that guy's ass.

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  Um, people...that is a cat, not a raccoon. Look closely...CAT!

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  russia

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  "Yeah right! When cats fly!"

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  Subway, eat fresh!

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  i believe i can fly... i believe i can jack them pies

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  ROUND ONE..... PAUSE

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  Those chinese people can't hear the difference between "frying cat" and "flying cat"

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  Its the same racoon that kicked Will Ferrell's ass in the movie "Elf'

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  Those Chinese people can't hear the difference between "frying cat" and "flying cat"...

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  Cat, "All I have to do is sneak into the restaurant, take a dump on the muffins, and then exit through the ceiling without being noticed. . .MISSION ABORTED! I'VE BEEN SPOTTED! RETREAT!"

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  This is the first performance of radical russian art-group "Voina" (War). Their further actions involved group sex in a museum, painting of a dick on a bridge in St. Petersbourg and turning a number of police cars upside down. Eventually two of the artists were imprisoned, while others fled abroad. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voina

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  How boutcha stew dis baby up wit some dem fried taters...i'll be waitin' at dis table here in da corner...hey, ya'll gat som mint jelly ta go wit dat?

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  Why won't the raccoon high five me?

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  Some one didnt give him his fries

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  "One of these broiled, pozhaluysta!"

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  Mc fuck off Mc Puss

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  Hover Cat steals cheeseburger!!!

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  I said no Catchup on my burger

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  Yeah, well, fuck you!

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  THe Crazy cats restaurant's Mascot decided to make a surpris appearance.

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  take back you fu*king burgers... i'am vegan now!

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  The wind in here blew off my cap!

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  MEOWTH! That's right.

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  Fly my Kitty.

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  I've had it, with these mother f****** Raccoons, in this mother F****** Resteraunt!

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  - Yeah I'll take that Road Kill Meal with large Coke and Fries!

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  Someone threw a cat, thinking it was a Molotov Cocktail.

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  It's a fucking cat

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  Just another day at the Flying Cat deli.

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  Well, I wouldn't be eating there after that.

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  ITS A LEMUR. not a raccoon not a cat.

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  that guy threw a raccoon

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  On the May 1st, 2007 a group of young men entered one of McDonalds fast-foods in Moscow with a few dark bags. Nobody knew that in a few minutes they would take out of these bags a few cats and would start throwing these cats throughout the counter inside the McDonalds kitchen shouting “Free cashier”. A few minutes later police arrived and arrested them together with a few cats as a clue for investigation. This is the only photo from that event, it is not photoshop or something. People who participated in this didn’t belong to any “no-meat-eaters” or “anti global corporations” movements, and indeed they were not from the “no-animal-cruelty” society. They are artists from an underground movement and have done it as the pure act of art.

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  THATS A CAT STUPID

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  there is a faggot stupid enough to say a cat is a racoon .

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  I CAN EXPLAIN THIS PICTURE! It's of a group of activist/artists in Russia who did this as an 'artwork' in a form of protesting. I'm not sure why, but they threw homeless cats into McDonalds stores. "On International Labor Day the group pelted the McDonalds café on Serpukhovskaya Square with living homeless cats. As a result the fast-food products were spoilt, hungry cats – fed. Along with pelting cats through the barricades of hamburgers, the group activists chanted slogans: «Death to fastfood!», «Lets strike at globalization with homeless cats!», «No to global fascism!» etc." Here's the link: http://plucer.livejournal.com/266853.html

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  It's a cat you moron !

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  animal rights activist

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  for one thats a cat for two is that mcdonalds? for three in the left back what are they pointing at?

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  el gato voladooooooor!!

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  thats not a racoon its a cat!!!!!

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  In Soviet Russia, raccoon eat YOU!

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  You did this to yourself.

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  thats no raccoon...

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  Kitten McNuggets, very popular in Russia

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  Hopa!

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  Guess who's the Pokemon nerd!!!

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  a guy trying to rob the place with a cat

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  I'm FREEEE!!!

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  YEAH?! SPIT IN MY ORDER?! WELL RACCOON IN YOUR MOTHERFUCKING EYES!

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  just a regular food bidding - that's how it works in the time of world crysis.

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  The mcpussy never really caught on........

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  Customer Across the Room: Hey - theres a rat in my salad!!!
  Cat: Its MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  

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  College Cafeteria or MuckDonalds?

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  "HYDOUKEN"

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  that is not a racoon it is a cat

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  Want to control racoons, rob the local mcdonalds, run through the streets naked, destroy the world then fly to the sun, take fire and make new life out of it, and become RACOON THE GOD OF THUNDER?!? there's an app for that

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  i specifically requested no pickles! now, get me another one.

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  Is it a plane ? is it a spaceship ? No, it's SUPERKITTY !!

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  "Raccoon..I choose you!!" Wow. It's a cat, dumbass.

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  I told that bitch if i didnt get a free muffin i was going to send a raccoon back there to attack her ratchet ass. She though i was kidding

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  THINK FAST¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

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  Raccoon Mario: He's back, Biatch.

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  Is a CAT

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  Heil Kitler!

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  Damn cat, stop complaining and get your own food.

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  super kitty attcah the thief hes on the right

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  Nice marmot

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  put this in my burguer!

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  WHERE ARE MY FRIES BITCH??!!

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  hamburger, no pickles please！！

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  - raccon has used scratch - it's super effective! - raccon has won a wafer on the wall! - casher is dead, you have won a 3 biscuit's and 1 muffin!

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  The man in the back was so upset that his order was wrong that he summoned a raccoon to shoot up the place!!!

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  Honestly. Who throws a cat?

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  Trowing cats, national sport in Moscow

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  Catachu! I choose you! *Skare*

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  CATACK!!!! D:<

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  Animal cruelty is fun.

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  Motherfucker should be boiled in oil for treating a cat like that.

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  VEE ARE NIHILISTS VEE CARE ABOUT NOFFING.

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  Кошку? Я просил окрошку!

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  look out criminals, here comes .. THE FLYING RACCON!!!!

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  GIMME CHEEZBURGER!!!!!

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  i love how everybody is acting like everything okay. "and then joey says to... oh hey look a flying raccoon..."

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  Chris Angel the younger yrs... Levitate, Racoon!

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  OMG A CHOCOLATE MUFFIN!

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  Catapault

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  And practice random acts of catness...

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  Ninja in Market

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  animal cruelty... 'nough said.

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  General Toas Revenge....

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  WTF with all the posters who think that is a racoon?!

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  Ninja cat will take all your lunches by deadly force.

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  Ceiling Cat WANTS CHEEZBURGER!!!

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  Who throws cats? Honestly??

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  its a cat not a raccoon

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  "Nadie se mueva! O tiro el gatillo!!!"

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  raccoon..... AWAY

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  Best way to break up with a bitchy girlfriend EVER!!!!1

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  Pokeball is just out of camera view.

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  CATIKAZEEEE!!

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  Im a crazy rabid coon! Get out my way! I WANT MY COOOOOOOOKIES!!!!!

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  Fuck the motivational stuffed animal I got at orientation, I quit!

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  i love the guy looking up at the raccoon smiling "Hello there little buddy, do you want cheez- OW MY EYES!"

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  This one will never be a Pattie

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  Hail the Raccoon!

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  Now, use Rabies Attack!

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  This cat has two superpowers... flying, and making people think he's a raccoon.

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  The 15th annual Mullet Convention is held in McDonald's this year

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  Do a barrel roll!

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  one catburger please

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  Dude, that is an cat, not a raccoon. I believe it is an american tabby.

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  Not exactly what I meant when I wished for "pussy anytime"

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  Is that the "All about the roosevelts" guy from taco bell?

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  I like how the guy in black accepts his raccoon in the face with a smile

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  Fry this up. Do I get a discount for supplying my own meat?

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  It's the last one i brought you this month !!!

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  what r doooeeees

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  Me?me?? hamburger, no pickles pleaaaase!!!

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  YOU GOT MY ORDER WRONG!