Im telling you officers, a guy with a tux and a sewing machine told me it was alright to park here.

What is YOUR Explanation?

Are You A Zombie?

Other's Explanations

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  Im telling you officers, a guy with a tux and a sewing machine told me it was alright to park here.

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  Ted's idea of sewing up flat tires just never worked out, no matter how hard he tried to sell it.

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  "The Hangover 2" coming to theatres near you