Bread Pitt

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  Bread Pitt

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  THEY CAN'T READ MY THOUGHTS NOW

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  His girlfriend said she had a yeast infection, but who knew it could lead to this...

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  +2 bread armor

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  Bread Ninja?

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  Scorpion wins..... *Lunchality*

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  in soviet russia, bread eats you

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  "DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN ..THE MUFFIN MAN.. THE MUFFIN MAN.. DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN WHO LIVES ON DRURY LANE.. "

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  Ideal pour rentrer dans un mur. Et puis ????a doit tenir chaud.

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  "Well its a odd story. See back in school me and my friends had a great idea. Bring wigs back. So after we graduated, we decided to go for it. We had no money. So we imprivised. And unfortunetely, it did't catch on. People didt like the style, and after a few weeks, they said it smalled bad to."

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  Dueling Banjo's ............ In 'BREAD'.

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  Failed Ideas for new X-Men.

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  bread boy in butter rape scandal

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  become the bread... -cody

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  a problem with super-glue

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  Breadman awaits his trusty sidekick Toe Jam

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  jew driven insane over passover overdoses

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  a problem with super-glue

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  dont make fun of him he cant help he's in-bread

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  Scorpion of mortal combat

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  Brototyp

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  thankfully, through centuries of trial and error, breadmail armor was eventually phased out and replaced by more resilient materials

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  Toast-face Killah!

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  I'm in your sandwich...watching you...

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  the new burqa

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  Stop loafing around you idiot!

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  Night of the Living Bread

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  the military finally gets hit by the recession

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  Dirka Dirka Dirka

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  This morning when I woke up I had a horrible case of bread head.

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  "It was either learn how to knit or go without. I worked with what I had! What would you have done??"

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  in the name of Bread i comand you to stop cutting us in pieces

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  And next week on 'Plastic Surgery At Home'

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  Return of the Bread-eyes

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  The next best thing after sliced bread

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  wouldn't he be more of a bread samurai?

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  Well, in his defense, bread is a very good insulator...

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  mmk?

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  The-not-quite-so-intimidating Tali'bun' forces...

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  Homme-Sandwich, for you french speakers out there. ;)

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  The dangers of inbreading.

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  Isn't that the guy's helmet from the videogame BREADSPACE

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  he is the bread winner of the family

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  Call of Diabeties: Big Mac Ops

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  Authorities finally caught the Hi Top Sliced bandit...his mugshot!

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  where is your god now?

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  Shortly before he passed away, George Harrison developed a strange obsession with bread.

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  a problem with super-glue

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  - Failed Ideas for new X-Men - I´m The "Bread Men" I will toast you

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  The Burka you can eat, coming to a McDonalds near you!

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  IN SOVJET RUSSIA, BREAD EATS YOU

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  Sending in Gluten Mercs

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  This is sure to get that roast beef out of hiding...

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  Same here

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  BREADERRORIST WIN!

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  Red Adare makes toast!

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  Loaf, I am your father

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  you have been toastinated

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  He likes Duft Punk!!!

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  Zen uses eat SUPER EFFECTIVE Bread Pitt fainted....

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  this is the alternative to the exfoliation

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  I am toast man - YOU CAN'T EAT ME, BITCH!!!!

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  bread helmet is ineffective

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  CAN YOU BELEIVE THAT?!?!?! They haven't finished drywalling, you can see the shotty screws!

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  Bread head

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  I Swallowed Yeast, OK???
  
  
  
  

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  This is temporary. I usually use tin foils.

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  The only armor suit proven effective in the event of an anorexic attacker

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  POWDERED.......TOOOOOOOOOOAST MAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!

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  In Polish you can say: twój stary ma wypieki na twarzy.

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  Paleo Diet on a Stair-Roid!

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  Bitches don't know 'bout my toast

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  South Beach Diet research: the temptation room.

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  Lady Ga Ga ?!

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  He's well bread

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  na na na na na na na na BREAD MAN

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  bob presents his new invention to the patent office, only to be attacked by less than satisfactory comments

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  us military armor TOP SECRET proyect

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  The original Crusty the Clown.

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  Cant read my toaster face my toa toaster face

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  They will never find me HERE!!! Wearing my invincible crown of bread!!! Muahahaha

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  Food for thought.

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  The dangers of inbreading.

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  this is classic japaneze bread armor, if you pre-toast the slizes it is almost unbreakable!

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  Vigilantes: Making weirder and weirder masks...

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  she's inbread

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  The final form of the next Sonic the Hedgehog antagonist.

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  bread mask, +1 defense cost:1 coin

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  bulletproof bread

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  Judge Bredd