Excuse me fellas,have you accepted Jesus as your lord and savior?

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Other's Explanations

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  Excuse me fellas,have you accepted Jesus as your lord and savior?

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  its ok im from the internet

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  Excuse me..Know where i can buy a Flux Capacitor?

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  Hi I'm an alien... Just taking a few tree samples, nothing to be afraid of...

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  i knew we shouldnt have taken that acid...

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  "Uhm, sorry about that blockhead crack. We really like your tree"... but it was too little, too late - Charlie Brown was PISSED!

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  who's up for some anal probing?

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  "Houston...We have a problem"...

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  Merry xmas!

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  ''this isn't... normal?

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  Who made the punch?

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  Houston, we have a problem...

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  A tree from another dimension

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  We demand...a shrubbery!!!

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  Hey you guys watch this......

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  your planet has all the good trees!

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  Excuse me, I'm a bit lost. Where is the Yellow Brick Road?

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  FLAME ON!- I AM THE BURNING BUSH... sort of..

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  Don't mind me, fellas, I'm from Uranus. Or something.

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  Excuse me, I'm a bit lost. Where is the Yellow Brick Road?

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  GRR!...I said, " I'm a martian!".....then he got scared and attacked my butt with a tree!!!!

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  "Sup, Earthlings."

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  dont mind me... just cut down a tree...with plutonium...

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  don't worry for me: just an spacialtree-man

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  Christmas tree hunting near Tjernobyl

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  Y'all want some pancakes?

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  Did you guys see a tree around here somewhere?

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  What?

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  Campers: hey mate random full bodied bio suit guy: hello, btw ur standing on a radioactive field......

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  "Nope."

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  Shiny Venasaur

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  The Impossible Astronaut. It's real!!!

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  Trust me, do NOT go in the woods without a suit like this. I just popped one out so major I needed an entire tree for toilet paper!!!

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  WHAT?! You've never seen a guy going to burn a Christmas tree before?

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  what u looking at you stupid fucks?...I steal all my christmas trees this way..every year...and Every one...thinks I,m doing some real sophiscated enviromental crap!! !... "memo to self"" next year ..wear the Al gore mask!!

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  we celebrate christmas on mars but have no trees

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  "Where did you come from?" "Nuke explosion, might wanna start running now" "Why" "Because it's gunna blow in a few seco-"