Other's Explanations
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There was no tree when I parked back in 1970
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It's actually a treehouse he built for his kid. The pics were taken by the local newspaper. No explanation for the wardrobe, however.
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"I don't know what the fuck just happened, but I'm gonna stand here and make it look like I did this as some form of artwork."
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Chuck Norris was a little jealous
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im sorry, i couldnt hear you over the sound of how awesome i am.
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What happened Bob?
I dunno Jim. -
The magical man who can grow trees and cars out of his head.
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"I FUCKING TOLD YOU THAT RAMP WOULDN'T WORK! NOW STAND THERE AND TRY TO LOOK LIKE CAPTAIN MORGAN!"
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"I just put it there for later."
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ZOMG IS THAT A CAR ON A TREE GROWING OUT OF THAT MAN'S HEAD???
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We are sorry sir, you didn't pass the drive test
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"Yeah, bitch. Like that?"
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This is like thirty minutes from my hometown and when I was little, my dad used to tell me that it happened when my mom was learning to drive. No joke.
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that dude is the coolest dude in the universe. better than chuck norris.
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Where the Fuck am I Texas?
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Lumberjack car accident
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"...with one fucking hand." btw my captcha is 'road rage' rofl
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"anymore questions?"
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The only things MR. CLEAN cant do
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Dude where is my car ?
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It takes a real man to lodge a truck in a tree. See that ladies? A real man.
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"You wouldn't like me when i am angry"
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"Hey baby.. wanna check out the back seat of my treehouse?"
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Today Microsoft Unveiled the Beta of it's new Pickup!
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Chuck Norris at work
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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THE AIR FLIES CARS
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Look at your man, Now look back at me Now look at your man Now look at me, Here's that truck you wanted I put it in a tree.
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of course i'm drunk officer what do you think i am a fucking stunt driver
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Worlds strongest redneck.
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Noah's for red-necks
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What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, doghouse, and trucktreehouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name is Dr. Richard Kimble. Go get him.
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YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
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Back to the future had nothing about getting stuck in trees
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If I can't have it NO ONE CAN REPO MAN!
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DUI. Enough said.
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The steely stare of the car-tree-head man!
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damn right i threw that truck up there. now give me your keys.
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"You shoulda seen that tornado, I thought we'd be killed or even worse...."
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mother nature's new pick up truck.
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now that will happen when im pissed off
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"Yeah, I threw it up there"
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I AM HEMAN!!!!!
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" Remember where we parked, honey..."
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tornado duh!
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Where did I pr my car last night?
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How they parallel park in Texas
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This was on Ripley's Believe It or Not - the man is a collector of vintage autos, and fond of all things odd. One day he decided to make a treehouse out of a vintage car he was restoring. The show specifies that he uses it as hit 'date spot' for the ladies, and that it's how he met his girlfriend - he won't date a woman who can't get into the car.
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Clearly photoshopped! No one has a physique like that!
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Dude...wheres my car? -cody
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Chuck who?!?!
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Damn...did you see that tornado?
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Able to put vintage trucks in the crotch of a tree...it's Flannel Man!
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dude, where's my car?
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hey my car was in that tree since 1983
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keith stone's dad
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I wish I had a tree with a truck in it growing out of MY head :(
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'I put my car in a tree. Bitches love trees.'
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You know if your going to fail do it in such a way so you leave people going HOW THE **** DID YOU DO THAT
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Pickup master!
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What you see when you look up "manly" in the dictionary.
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“and this is where Chuck Norris tossed my truck….Check out the Gun show”
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See? I told ya NOT to park in front of my yard!!!
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Ok, that was my dare. Now it's your turn.
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Yo dawg we heard you like trees....
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asshole cut me off
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dude c'mon.. thats how americans make cars..
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Project Runway goes to Arkansas. And they still got stupid shit on their heads.
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Do you like my hat?
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Doctor, I have this pain on top of my head...
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Chuck Norris at work
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gay people has powers
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parking level: EXPERT!!!!
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Midget tossing's for sissy boys!
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Hi! I'm Colt Seavers, welcome to Jackass.
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See the jaggies on the outline of the tree? P-shopped!
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Well don't look at me, the guy with the pickup started it!
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Woo! NASCAR!
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Car spawn cheats in Grand Theft Auto Vice City never guaranteed you could reach the car.
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yeah, you saw what i just did. Don't fuck with me!
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"Why yes, i am chuck norris's brother"
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R u retarded?
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How its done in the south
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go straight 100m, there's Hogwarts
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Chuck Norris style parking.
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Let's get AWESOME
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u see that car in the tree i planted that
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YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
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Ye i did that. Wanna fight about it?
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most of you can't see what's really happening in this pic. he's actually holding the tree aND the truck upright with his clenched butt cheeks. really cool trick. and super hard to do.
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I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. No, wait, actually we might be. Then where the hell were we before?
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bet i can throw a football a quarter mile...
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...and still not as cool as Chuck Norris.
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I put it there for safe keeping
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This is not where I parked my car!?
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I put it up there with my fucking pinky.
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This dude is drenched in awesomeness.
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chuck norris is back! :D
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Chuck Norris at work
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He couldn't fully throw it over the tree...
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M??ska dziwka ?
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'you're welcome'
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chuck norris when someone steals his parking spot
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The Truck in the Tree is located 8 miles east of Beloit Wisconsin on the north side of Interstate 43 at the No. 6 Clinton exit. For more info see MarkMadson.com
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Chuck Norris contender....
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Rosomaha was very bad teenager
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Chuck Norris hate Bagans
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Cuck Norris cousin
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"Me strong, throw car in air"
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Somehow, this is cool...
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Chuck Norris' cousin.
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Corvair*
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look i don't know what happend but god have i got a hangover
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don't worry folks,i'm getting Mac Gyver
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dont drink and drive... smoke weed and fly thats my motto
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And here we see the car lurking in a tree, ready to punce onto it's unsuspecting prey.
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he thinks hes a macho man hahah so not hes not even cute hes ugly as fuck what the hell
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When I said I was a stuntman I MENT IT.
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it's obvious this is Photoshop,but is nice =D
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Chuck Norris at work
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CHUCK NORRIS vs. TREE WITH A TRUCK IN TOP
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I knew i should have gone and seen my doctor the minute a tree started growing out of my head, but this is ridiculous when i woke up this morning there was my cousins old pick up parked in there too.
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Why is there a tree on a man's head? O.o Lol
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he did that for his son or somthing its like a tree house
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Gay version of Chuck Norris,fuck he heard me ,roundhouse kick nooooooo
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After years of tanning bed radiation, a mild mannered country farmer became... THE SWAYZE. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry...
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Never seen a guy with a tree-truck head tumor, have ya?
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now its safe from mexicans
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You like my hat, yes?
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The Amazing TruckTree-Headed Man!
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its a tree house for his son, rly
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GTA Stunting: Real Life. Note the "f*ck yea" face.
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I'll never drink again...
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it was superman, i swear to god
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Its chuck norris!
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No one messes with the Warriors.
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Bob was painfully aware of the tree growing from his head.
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Transformers are playing peek-a-boo
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damned ufos
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"Now watch me get it down"
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Sweet home alabama! lol
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Last time I'll let Tarzan valet park my vehicle.
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you know someday you'll be on Time magazine
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this is real i guy trid to make a truck tree house.
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OMG there is a manon front of the tree!
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why is there a tree growing out of my head with a tree parked in it? that's MY business. Now, do you know what time the bus comes or not?
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chuck norris style
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Don't EVER park on my doorway again, punk!
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"Hello, this is D.I.Y TV!! Today, we're going to tell you how to lift a car with a tree!!"
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parking level: PRO/EXPERT
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roadhouse
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yeah I did that. what of it?
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I Think Juck Norris Got In His Way..
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Chuck Norris Sneezed...
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WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M JUICING!!!!
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And here we see the car lurking in a tree, ready to pounce on it's unsuspecting prey.
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My pappy planted this tree 60 years ago and LOOK...
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He was Hulk a minute ago
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Hey look, I can balance a tree and a car on my head using no hands.
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Fixt
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i read an article on this dude. he wasn't bother building a proper tree house for his son so he got a crane and put the car in the tree for him.
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The only man to ever kill chuck norric. Billy Jack. Google it mother fucker
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the manliest looking retard in the universe
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I love how he's all "yep...i threw it there...what do you want?"
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Look hun...see?im not a good for nothing
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Mission accomplished
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The guy from The Breakfast Club all grown up.
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is that uncle rico?
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chuck norris back :D
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Clark kent....dooooo ??????
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This was on Ripley's Believe It or Not - the man is a collector of vintage autos, and fond of all things odd. One day he decided to make a treehouse out of a vintage car he was restoring. The show specifies that he uses it as hit 'date spot' for the ladies, and that it's how he met his girlfriend - he won't date a woman who can't get into the car.
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FOR MOTHER RUSSIA
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THAT'S WHERE I KEEP IT!!!!!
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no country for parking, man
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I thought it was cooler than Harry and Ron getting stuck...
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And he looks proud :D
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free protein shakes for life for anyone that can throw it higher
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You are the next!
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Beats the hell outta parkin'
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Tow me now mother f*cker!
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Mom look at me on this picture! Im sorry mom But it was gonna be mine when you were dead
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And he looks proud :D
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this happens after your drunk
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"Fuck Chuck Norris"
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never mind the truck up there, look at my pecs!
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The latest best seller on the New York Times non-fiction list: Jimmy-Ray The Bare Chested Yokel, And The Curious Case Of The Pickup Truck Eating Elm Tree.
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this darn wart just gets bigger and bigger, must wear a truck instead of stetson to keep the sun off
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My tree-house actually came with a tree-garage
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The latest in fashion industry, the redneck car in a tree hat.
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A guy with a tree on his head
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This is me just before I saved some poor old lady's truck out of a tree.
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Chuck Norris's father... even trucks hide from him
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yeah i grow trees from my head.
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Hey, lets face it, because money just dont grow on trees. BSF
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Redneck parking garage.
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Chuck Norris ok? rs
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"See that truck..I put that there."
There was no tree when I parked back in 1970