Other's Explanations
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There was no tree when I parked back in 1970
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It's actually a treehouse he built for his kid. The pics were taken by the local newspaper. No explanation for the wardrobe, however.
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"I don't know what the fuck just happened, but I'm gonna stand here and make it look like I did this as some form of artwork."
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Chuck Norris was a little jealous
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im sorry, i couldnt hear you over the sound of how awesome i am.
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"I FUCKING TOLD YOU THAT RAMP WOULDN'T WORK! NOW STAND THERE AND TRY TO LOOK LIKE CAPTAIN MORGAN!"
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What happened Bob?
I dunno Jim. -
The magical man who can grow trees and cars out of his head.
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"Why yes, i am chuck norris's brother"
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that dude is the coolest dude in the universe. better than chuck norris.
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How they parallel park in Texas
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"Yeah, I threw it up there"
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We are sorry sir, you didn't pass the drive test
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"You wouldn't like me when i am angry"
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Rosomaha was very bad teenager
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gay people has powers
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Where the Fuck am I Texas?
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Dude where is my car ?
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Lumberjack car accident
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of course i'm drunk officer what do you think i am a fucking stunt driver
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I wish I had a tree with a truck in it growing out of MY head :(
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dont drink and drive... smoke weed and fly thats my motto
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What you see when you look up "manly" in the dictionary.
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Chuck Norris hate Bagans
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The Amazing TruckTree-Headed Man!
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you know someday you'll be on Time magazine
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Pickup master!
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"Hey baby.. wanna check out the back seat of my treehouse?"
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it's obvious this is Photoshop,but is nice =D
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Chuck Norris contender....
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You are the next!
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now its safe from mexicans
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I put it up there with my fucking pinky.
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is that uncle rico?
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This was on Ripley's Believe It or Not - the man is a collector of vintage autos, and fond of all things odd. One day he decided to make a treehouse out of a vintage car he was restoring. The show specifies that he uses it as hit 'date spot' for the ladies, and that it's how he met his girlfriend - he won't date a woman who can't get into the car.
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See? I told ya NOT to park in front of my yard!!!
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Damn...did you see that tornado?
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YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
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You know if your going to fail do it in such a way so you leave people going HOW THE **** DID YOU DO THAT
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most of you can't see what's really happening in this pic. he's actually holding the tree aND the truck upright with his clenched butt cheeks. really cool trick. and super hard to do.
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Bob was painfully aware of the tree growing from his head.
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The guy from The Breakfast Club all grown up.
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Chuck Norris at work
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free protein shakes for life for anyone that can throw it higher
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Woo! NASCAR!
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Ye i did that. Wanna fight about it?
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Sweet home alabama! lol
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dude c'mon.. thats how americans make cars..
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Look hun...see?im not a good for nothing
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bet i can throw a football a quarter mile...
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Dude...wheres my car? -cody
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keith stone's dad
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Do you like my hat?
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What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, doghouse, and trucktreehouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name is Dr. Richard Kimble. Go get him.
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go straight 100m, there's Hogwarts
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Its chuck norris!
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"You shoulda seen that tornado, I thought we'd be killed or even worse...."
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This is like thirty minutes from my hometown and when I was little, my dad used to tell me that it happened when my mom was learning to drive. No joke.
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I knew i should have gone and seen my doctor the minute a tree started growing out of my head, but this is ridiculous when i woke up this morning there was my cousins old pick up parked in there too.
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Chuck Norris style parking.
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Able to put vintage trucks in the crotch of a tree...it's Flannel Man!
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ZOMG IS THAT A CAR ON A TREE GROWING OUT OF THAT MAN'S HEAD???
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chuck norris back :D
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...and still not as cool as Chuck Norris.
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Doctor, I have this pain on top of my head...
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Chuck who?!?!
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hey my car was in that tree since 1983
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asshole cut me off
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Look at your man, Now look back at me Now look at your man Now look at me, Here's that truck you wanted I put it in a tree.
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This was on Ripley's Believe It or Not - the man is a collector of vintage autos, and fond of all things odd. One day he decided to make a treehouse out of a vintage car he was restoring. The show specifies that he uses it as hit 'date spot' for the ladies, and that it's how he met his girlfriend - he won't date a woman who can't get into the car.
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I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. No, wait, actually we might be. Then where the hell were we before?
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The steely stare of the car-tree-head man!
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CHUCK NORRIS vs. TREE WITH A TRUCK IN TOP
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Project Runway goes to Arkansas. And they still got stupid shit on their heads.
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YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
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parking level: PRO/EXPERT
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My pappy planted this tree 60 years ago and LOOK...
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tornado duh!
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M??ska dziwka ?
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No one messes with the Warriors.
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How its done in the south
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yeah, you saw what i just did. Don't fuck with me!
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Chuck Norris at work
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its a tree house for his son, rly
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Mission accomplished
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Ok, that was my dare. Now it's your turn.
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Back to the future had nothing about getting stuck in trees
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Car spawn cheats in Grand Theft Auto Vice City never guaranteed you could reach the car.
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'you're welcome'
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If I can't have it NO ONE CAN REPO MAN!
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the manliest looking retard in the universe
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Noah's for red-necks
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You like my hat, yes?
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Worlds strongest redneck.
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I AM HEMAN!!!!!
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'I put my car in a tree. Bitches love trees.'
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Yo dawg we heard you like trees....
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look i don't know what happend but god have i got a hangover
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"I just put it there for later."
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And here we see the car lurking in a tree, ready to punce onto it's unsuspecting prey.
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He was Hulk a minute ago
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Where did I pr my car last night?
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u see that car in the tree i planted that
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Chuck Norris Sneezed...
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i read an article on this dude. he wasn't bother building a proper tree house for his son so he got a crane and put the car in the tree for him.
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"Me strong, throw car in air"
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chuck norris when someone steals his parking spot
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I thought it was cooler than Harry and Ron getting stuck...
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Hey look, I can balance a tree and a car on my head using no hands.
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Chuck Norris at work
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parking level: EXPERT!!!!
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Tow me now mother f*cker!
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"anymore questions?"
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This is me just before I saved some poor old lady's truck out of a tree.
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The only things MR. CLEAN cant do
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"...with one fucking hand." btw my captcha is 'road rage' rofl
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I'll never drink again...
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And he looks proud :D
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The Truck in the Tree is located 8 miles east of Beloit Wisconsin on the north side of Interstate 43 at the No. 6 Clinton exit. For more info see MarkMadson.com
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The only man to ever kill chuck norric. Billy Jack. Google it mother fucker
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don't worry folks,i'm getting Mac Gyver
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DUI. Enough said.
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"Hello, this is D.I.Y TV!! Today, we're going to tell you how to lift a car with a tree!!"
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Chuck Norris at work
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Beats the hell outta parkin'
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GTA Stunting: Real Life. Note the "f*ck yea" face.
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My tree-house actually came with a tree-garage
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Today Microsoft Unveiled the Beta of it's new Pickup!
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Cuck Norris cousin
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Never seen a guy with a tree-truck head tumor, have ya?
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he thinks hes a macho man hahah so not hes not even cute hes ugly as fuck what the hell
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Midget tossing's for sissy boys!
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mother nature's new pick up truck.
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I put it there for safe keeping
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yeah i grow trees from my head.
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Somehow, this is cool...
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"Fuck Chuck Norris"
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This dude is drenched in awesomeness.
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OMG there is a manon front of the tree!
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damn right i threw that truck up there. now give me your keys.
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WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M JUICING!!!!
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now that will happen when im pissed off
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" Remember where we parked, honey..."
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When I said I was a stuntman I MENT IT.
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yeah I did that. what of it?
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Fixt
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He couldn't fully throw it over the tree...
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A guy with a tree on his head
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"Yeah, bitch. Like that?"
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Why is there a tree on a man's head? O.o Lol
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Hi! I'm Colt Seavers, welcome to Jackass.
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he did that for his son or somthing its like a tree house
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Clearly photoshopped! No one has a physique like that!
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This is not where I parked my car!?
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Gay version of Chuck Norris,fuck he heard me ,roundhouse kick nooooooo
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Don't EVER park on my doorway again, punk!
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I Think Juck Norris Got In His Way..
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damned ufos
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I love how he's all "yep...i threw it there...what do you want?"
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See the jaggies on the outline of the tree? P-shopped!
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“and this is where Chuck Norris tossed my truck….Check out the Gun show”
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Chuck Norris ok? rs
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"Now watch me get it down"
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And here we see the car lurking in a tree, ready to pounce on it's unsuspecting prey.
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it was superman, i swear to god
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THAT'S WHERE I KEEP IT!!!!!
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Let's get AWESOME
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After years of tanning bed radiation, a mild mannered country farmer became... THE SWAYZE. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry...
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Corvair*
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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THE AIR FLIES CARS
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Clark kent....dooooo ??????
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And he looks proud :D
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i have no explain... but he's the american dream in person.
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dude, where's my car?
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roadhouse
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Chuck Norris' cousin.
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I think that place is close to where I live. I dunno if the truck is that color but its by a highway and it has a truck in the trees like that
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Well don't look at me, the guy with the pickup started it!
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R u retarded?
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this darn wart just gets bigger and bigger, must wear a truck instead of stetson to keep the sun off
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this happens after your drunk
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we got a challanger for chuck norris, ladies and gentlemen!
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chuck norris style
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FOR MOTHER RUSSIA
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It takes a real man to lodge a truck in a tree. See that ladies? A real man.
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THats a cool hat
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Mom look at me on this picture! Im sorry mom But it was gonna be mine when you were dead
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Gays can levitate cars????
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Redneck parking garage.
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Last time I'll let Tarzan valet park my vehicle.
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It's so simple... Chuck Norris shaved his beard and by doing that he prooved that his strenght isn't in it...
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no country for parking, man
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chuck norris is back! :D
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never mind the truck up there, look at my pecs!
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why is there a tree growing out of my head with a tree parked in it? that's MY business. Now, do you know what time the bus comes or not?
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this is real i guy trid to make a truck tree house.
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The latest in fashion industry, the redneck car in a tree hat.
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The latest best seller on the New York Times non-fiction list: Jimmy-Ray The Bare Chested Yokel, And The Curious Case Of The Pickup Truck Eating Elm Tree.
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Hey, lets face it, because money just dont grow on trees. BSF
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Chuck Norris at work
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This is how real men park their cars !
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Car spawn cheats in Grand Theft Auto Vice City never guaranteed you could reach the car.
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Transformers are playing peek-a-boo
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Never confuse Chuck norris with a valet
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Damn right I parked it...
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Chuck Norris's father... even trucks hide from him
There was no tree when I parked back in 1970