Other's Explanations
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There was no tree when I parked back in 1970
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It's actually a treehouse he built for his kid. The pics were taken by the local newspaper. No explanation for the wardrobe, however.
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"I don't know what the fuck just happened, but I'm gonna stand here and make it look like I did this as some form of artwork."
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Chuck Norris was a little jealous
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im sorry, i couldnt hear you over the sound of how awesome i am.
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What happened Bob?
I dunno Jim. -
"I FUCKING TOLD YOU THAT RAMP WOULDN'T WORK! NOW STAND THERE AND TRY TO LOOK LIKE CAPTAIN MORGAN!"
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The magical man who can grow trees and cars out of his head.
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How they parallel park in Texas
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that dude is the coolest dude in the universe. better than chuck norris.
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Where the Fuck am I Texas?
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"Why yes, i am chuck norris's brother"
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We are sorry sir, you didn't pass the drive test
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"You wouldn't like me when i am angry"
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gay people has powers
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you know someday you'll be on Time magazine
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Dude where is my car ?
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Lumberjack car accident
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See? I told ya NOT to park in front of my yard!!!
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The Amazing TruckTree-Headed Man!
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of course i'm drunk officer what do you think i am a fucking stunt driver
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Chuck Norris hate Bagans
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now its safe from mexicans
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"Yeah, I threw it up there"
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You are the next!
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hey my car was in that tree since 1983
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Rosomaha was very bad teenager
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Dude...wheres my car? -cody
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I wish I had a tree with a truck in it growing out of MY head :(
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"Hey baby.. wanna check out the back seat of my treehouse?"
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it's obvious this is Photoshop,but is nice =D
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Chuck Norris contender....
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The steely stare of the car-tree-head man!
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Doctor, I have this pain on top of my head...
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is that uncle rico?
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chuck norris back :D
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This was on Ripley's Believe It or Not - the man is a collector of vintage autos, and fond of all things odd. One day he decided to make a treehouse out of a vintage car he was restoring. The show specifies that he uses it as hit 'date spot' for the ladies, and that it's how he met his girlfriend - he won't date a woman who can't get into the car.
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Chuck Norris at work
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"You shoulda seen that tornado, I thought we'd be killed or even worse...."
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Pickup master!
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dont drink and drive... smoke weed and fly thats my motto
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What you see when you look up "manly" in the dictionary.
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Bob was painfully aware of the tree growing from his head.
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This was on Ripley's Believe It or Not - the man is a collector of vintage autos, and fond of all things odd. One day he decided to make a treehouse out of a vintage car he was restoring. The show specifies that he uses it as hit 'date spot' for the ladies, and that it's how he met his girlfriend - he won't date a woman who can't get into the car.
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I put it up there with my fucking pinky.
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Damn...did you see that tornado?
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Ye i did that. Wanna fight about it?
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'I put my car in a tree. Bitches love trees.'
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dude c'mon.. thats how americans make cars..
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Project Runway goes to Arkansas. And they still got stupid shit on their heads.
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Do you like my hat?
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What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, doghouse, and trucktreehouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name is Dr. Richard Kimble. Go get him.
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Woo! NASCAR!
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Chuck who?!?!
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asshole cut me off
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bet i can throw a football a quarter mile...
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I AM HEMAN!!!!!
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...and still not as cool as Chuck Norris.
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Worlds strongest redneck.
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CHUCK NORRIS vs. TREE WITH A TRUCK IN TOP
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Ok, that was my dare. Now it's your turn.
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Look hun...see?im not a good for nothing
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I thought it was cooler than Harry and Ron getting stuck...
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go straight 100m, there's Hogwarts
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Look at your man, Now look back at me Now look at your man Now look at me, Here's that truck you wanted I put it in a tree.
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I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. No, wait, actually we might be. Then where the hell were we before?
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ZOMG IS THAT A CAR ON A TREE GROWING OUT OF THAT MAN'S HEAD???
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"I just put it there for later."
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most of you can't see what's really happening in this pic. he's actually holding the tree aND the truck upright with his clenched butt cheeks. really cool trick. and super hard to do.
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YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
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i read an article on this dude. he wasn't bother building a proper tree house for his son so he got a crane and put the car in the tree for him.
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Its chuck norris!
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You know if your going to fail do it in such a way so you leave people going HOW THE **** DID YOU DO THAT
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I knew i should have gone and seen my doctor the minute a tree started growing out of my head, but this is ridiculous when i woke up this morning there was my cousins old pick up parked in there too.
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He was Hulk a minute ago
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free protein shakes for life for anyone that can throw it higher
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keith stone's dad
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Chuck Norris style parking.
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the manliest looking retard in the universe
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My pappy planted this tree 60 years ago and LOOK...
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YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
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The guy from The Breakfast Club all grown up.
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How its done in the south
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chuck norris when someone steals his parking spot
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tornado duh!
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"Hello, this is D.I.Y TV!! Today, we're going to tell you how to lift a car with a tree!!"
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look i don't know what happend but god have i got a hangover
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Able to put vintage trucks in the crotch of a tree...it's Flannel Man!
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This is like thirty minutes from my hometown and when I was little, my dad used to tell me that it happened when my mom was learning to drive. No joke.
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No one messes with the Warriors.
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"anymore questions?"
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u see that car in the tree i planted that
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Hey look, I can balance a tree and a car on my head using no hands.
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Chuck Norris at work
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This is me just before I saved some poor old lady's truck out of a tree.
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Sweet home alabama! lol
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Yo dawg we heard you like trees....
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And here we see the car lurking in a tree, ready to punce onto it's unsuspecting prey.
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Back to the future had nothing about getting stuck in trees
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"Me strong, throw car in air"
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'you're welcome'
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Where did I pr my car last night?
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I put it there for safe keeping
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The Truck in the Tree is located 8 miles east of Beloit Wisconsin on the north side of Interstate 43 at the No. 6 Clinton exit. For more info see MarkMadson.com
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Chuck Norris at work
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" Remember where we parked, honey..."
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I'll never drink again...
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damn right i threw that truck up there. now give me your keys.
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The only things MR. CLEAN cant do
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You like my hat, yes?
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Beats the hell outta parkin'
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Tow me now mother f*cker!
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parking level: PRO/EXPERT
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Car spawn cheats in Grand Theft Auto Vice City never guaranteed you could reach the car.
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"...with one fucking hand." btw my captcha is 'road rage' rofl
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Cuck Norris cousin
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Gay version of Chuck Norris,fuck he heard me ,roundhouse kick nooooooo
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Chuck Norris at work
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DUI. Enough said.
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If I can't have it NO ONE CAN REPO MAN!
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And he looks proud :D
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My tree-house actually came with a tree-garage
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Today Microsoft Unveiled the Beta of it's new Pickup!
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M??ska dziwka ?
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"Yeah, bitch. Like that?"
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parking level: EXPERT!!!!
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Midget tossing's for sissy boys!
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I love how he's all "yep...i threw it there...what do you want?"
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Hi! I'm Colt Seavers, welcome to Jackass.
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"Fuck Chuck Norris"
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its a tree house for his son, rly
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Why is there a tree on a man's head? O.o Lol
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When I said I was a stuntman I MENT IT.
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Clearly photoshopped! No one has a physique like that!
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yeah I did that. what of it?
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yeah, you saw what i just did. Don't fuck with me!
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This dude is drenched in awesomeness.
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Noah's for red-necks
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mother nature's new pick up truck.
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damned ufos
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Chuck Norris Sneezed...
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WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M JUICING!!!!
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The only man to ever kill chuck norric. Billy Jack. Google it mother fucker
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Let's get AWESOME
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Don't EVER park on my doorway again, punk!
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“and this is where Chuck Norris tossed my truck….Check out the Gun show”
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it was superman, i swear to god
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GTA Stunting: Real Life. Note the "f*ck yea" face.
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He couldn't fully throw it over the tree...
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Corvair*
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Mission accomplished
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yeah i grow trees from my head.
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Fixt
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don't worry folks,i'm getting Mac Gyver
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he thinks hes a macho man hahah so not hes not even cute hes ugly as fuck what the hell
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now that will happen when im pissed off
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This is not where I parked my car!?
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Never seen a guy with a tree-truck head tumor, have ya?
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Somehow, this is cool...
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he did that for his son or somthing its like a tree house
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OMG there is a manon front of the tree!
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THAT'S WHERE I KEEP IT!!!!!
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And here we see the car lurking in a tree, ready to pounce on it's unsuspecting prey.
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this happens after your drunk
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Well don't look at me, the guy with the pickup started it!
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I Think Juck Norris Got In His Way..
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Clark kent....dooooo ??????
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"Now watch me get it down"
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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THE AIR FLIES CARS
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Mom look at me on this picture! Im sorry mom But it was gonna be mine when you were dead
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See the jaggies on the outline of the tree? P-shopped!
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i have no explain... but he's the american dream in person.
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It takes a real man to lodge a truck in a tree. See that ladies? A real man.
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Chuck Norris' cousin.
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Last time I'll let Tarzan valet park my vehicle.
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A guy with a tree on his head
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I think that place is close to where I live. I dunno if the truck is that color but its by a highway and it has a truck in the trees like that
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this darn wart just gets bigger and bigger, must wear a truck instead of stetson to keep the sun off
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And he looks proud :D
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chuck norris style
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roadhouse
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Chuck Norris ok? rs
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FOR MOTHER RUSSIA
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After years of tanning bed radiation, a mild mannered country farmer became... THE SWAYZE. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry...
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no country for parking, man
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The latest in fashion industry, the redneck car in a tree hat.
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Redneck parking garage.
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why is there a tree growing out of my head with a tree parked in it? that's MY business. Now, do you know what time the bus comes or not?
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we got a challanger for chuck norris, ladies and gentlemen!
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never mind the truck up there, look at my pecs!
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this is real i guy trid to make a truck tree house.
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The latest best seller on the New York Times non-fiction list: Jimmy-Ray The Bare Chested Yokel, And The Curious Case Of The Pickup Truck Eating Elm Tree.
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dude, where's my car?
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Transformers are playing peek-a-boo
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chuck norris is back! :D
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THats a cool hat
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R u retarded?
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Chuck Norris at work
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Hey, lets face it, because money just dont grow on trees. BSF
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It's so simple... Chuck Norris shaved his beard and by doing that he prooved that his strenght isn't in it...
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Gays can levitate cars????
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This is how real men park their cars !
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Car spawn cheats in Grand Theft Auto Vice City never guaranteed you could reach the car.
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Never confuse Chuck norris with a valet
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Damn right I parked it...
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Chuck Norris's father... even trucks hide from him
There was no tree when I parked back in 1970