There was no tree when I parked back in 1970

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  There was no tree when I parked back in 1970

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  It's actually a treehouse he built for his kid. The pics were taken by the local newspaper. No explanation for the wardrobe, however.

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  "I don't know what the fuck just happened, but I'm gonna stand here and make it look like I did this as some form of artwork."

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  Chuck Norris was a little jealous

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  The magical man who can grow trees and cars out of his head.

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  "I FUCKING TOLD YOU THAT RAMP WOULDN'T WORK! NOW STAND THERE AND TRY TO LOOK LIKE CAPTAIN MORGAN!"

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  What happened Bob?
  
  I dunno Jim.

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  im sorry, i couldnt hear you over the sound of how awesome i am.

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  How they parallel park in Texas

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  "Why yes, i am chuck norris's brother"

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  that dude is the coolest dude in the universe. better than chuck norris.

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  We are sorry sir, you didn't pass the drive test

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  Dude where is my car ?

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  Rosomaha was very bad teenager

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  Chuck Norris hate Bagans

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  "Yeah, I threw it up there"

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  Lumberjack car accident

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  What you see when you look up "manly" in the dictionary.

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  gay people has powers

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  of course i'm drunk officer what do you think i am a fucking stunt driver

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  You are the next!

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  Chuck Norris contender....

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  Sweet home alabama! lol

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  I wish I had a tree with a truck in it growing out of MY head :(

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  "You wouldn't like me when i am angry"

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  dont drink and drive... smoke weed and fly thats my motto

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  Where the Fuck am I Texas?

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  you know someday you'll be on Time magazine

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  YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

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  You know if your going to fail do it in such a way so you leave people going HOW THE **** DID YOU DO THAT

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  YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

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  now its safe from mexicans

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  is that uncle rico?

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  I put it up there with my fucking pinky.

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  Chuck Norris style parking.

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  ...and still not as cool as Chuck Norris.

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  Look hun...see?im not a good for nothing

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  most of you can't see what's really happening in this pic. he's actually holding the tree aND the truck upright with his clenched butt cheeks. really cool trick. and super hard to do.

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  Doctor, I have this pain on top of my head...

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  "Hey baby.. wanna check out the back seat of my treehouse?"

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  Dude...wheres my car? -cody

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  My pappy planted this tree 60 years ago and LOOK...

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  free protein shakes for life for anyone that can throw it higher

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  Damn...did you see that tornado?

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  The Amazing TruckTree-Headed Man!

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  See? I told ya NOT to park in front of my yard!!!

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  bet i can throw a football a quarter mile...

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  keith stone's dad

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  I knew i should have gone and seen my doctor the minute a tree started growing out of my head, but this is ridiculous when i woke up this morning there was my cousins old pick up parked in there too.

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  Woo! NASCAR!

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  Chuck Norris at work

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  Chuck who?!?!

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  go straight 100m, there's Hogwarts

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  Pickup master!

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  How its done in the south

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  What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, doghouse, and trucktreehouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name is Dr. Richard Kimble. Go get him.

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  dude c'mon.. thats how americans make cars..

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  Ye i did that. Wanna fight about it?

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  Its chuck norris!

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  This was on Ripley's Believe It or Not - the man is a collector of vintage autos, and fond of all things odd. One day he decided to make a treehouse out of a vintage car he was restoring. The show specifies that he uses it as hit 'date spot' for the ladies, and that it's how he met his girlfriend - he won't date a woman who can't get into the car.

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  it's obvious this is Photoshop,but is nice =D

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  Project Runway goes to Arkansas. And they still got stupid shit on their heads.

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  Mission accomplished

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  parking level: PRO/EXPERT

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  I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. No, wait, actually we might be. Then where the hell were we before?

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  Able to put vintage trucks in the crotch of a tree...it's Flannel Man!

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  'you're welcome'

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  Do you like my hat?

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  The steely stare of the car-tree-head man!

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  its a tree house for his son, rly

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  chuck norris back :D

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  This is like thirty minutes from my hometown and when I was little, my dad used to tell me that it happened when my mom was learning to drive. No joke.

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  The guy from The Breakfast Club all grown up.

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  Chuck Norris at work

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  Back to the future had nothing about getting stuck in trees

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  Noah's for red-necks

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  tornado duh!

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  Bob was painfully aware of the tree growing from his head.

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  Look at your man, Now look back at me Now look at your man Now look at me, Here's that truck you wanted I put it in a tree.

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  M??ska dziwka ?

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  the manliest looking retard in the universe

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  Car spawn cheats in Grand Theft Auto Vice City never guaranteed you could reach the car.

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  ZOMG IS THAT A CAR ON A TREE GROWING OUT OF THAT MAN'S HEAD???

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  "You shoulda seen that tornado, I thought we'd be killed or even worse...."

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  hey my car was in that tree since 1983

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  "I just put it there for later."

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  "Hello, this is D.I.Y TV!! Today, we're going to tell you how to lift a car with a tree!!"

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  i read an article on this dude. he wasn't bother building a proper tree house for his son so he got a crane and put the car in the tree for him.

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  parking level: EXPERT!!!!

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  Never seen a guy with a tree-truck head tumor, have ya?

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  Today Microsoft Unveiled the Beta of it's new Pickup!

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  Worlds strongest redneck.

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  No one messes with the Warriors.

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  Chuck Norris Sneezed...

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  yeah i grow trees from my head.

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  CHUCK NORRIS vs. TREE WITH A TRUCK IN TOP

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  Ok, that was my dare. Now it's your turn.

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  You like my hat, yes?

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  "...with one fucking hand." btw my captcha is 'road rage' rofl

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  If I can't have it NO ONE CAN REPO MAN!

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  Chuck Norris at work

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  Yo dawg we heard you like trees....

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  asshole cut me off

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  Hey look, I can balance a tree and a car on my head using no hands.

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  yeah, you saw what i just did. Don't fuck with me!

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  'I put my car in a tree. Bitches love trees.'

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  Where did I pr my car last night?

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  look i don't know what happend but god have i got a hangover

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  This was on Ripley's Believe It or Not - the man is a collector of vintage autos, and fond of all things odd. One day he decided to make a treehouse out of a vintage car he was restoring. The show specifies that he uses it as hit 'date spot' for the ladies, and that it's how he met his girlfriend - he won't date a woman who can't get into the car.

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  mother nature's new pick up truck.

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  I thought it was cooler than Harry and Ron getting stuck...

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  Fixt

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  u see that car in the tree i planted that

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  And he looks proud :D

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  DUI. Enough said.

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  Tow me now mother f*cker!

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  The Truck in the Tree is located 8 miles east of Beloit Wisconsin on the north side of Interstate 43 at the No. 6 Clinton exit. For more info see MarkMadson.com

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  The only things MR. CLEAN cant do

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  This dude is drenched in awesomeness.

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  He was Hulk a minute ago

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  This is me just before I saved some poor old lady's truck out of a tree.

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  The only man to ever kill chuck norric. Billy Jack. Google it mother fucker

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  Beats the hell outta parkin'
  -murax

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  Chuck Norris at work

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  WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M JUICING!!!!

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  And here we see the car lurking in a tree, ready to punce onto it's unsuspecting prey.

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  "anymore questions?"

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  "Now watch me get it down"

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  I Think Juck Norris Got In His Way..

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  he did that for his son or somthing its like a tree house

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  I put it there for safe keeping

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  A guy with a tree on his head

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  I AM HEMAN!!!!!

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  Gay version of Chuck Norris,fuck he heard me ,roundhouse kick nooooooo

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  My tree-house actually came with a tree-garage

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  chuck norris when someone steals his parking spot

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  Cuck Norris cousin

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  I'll never drink again...

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  this darn wart just gets bigger and bigger, must wear a truck instead of stetson to keep the sun off

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  Corvair*

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  This is not where I parked my car!?

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  GTA Stunting: Real Life. Note the "f*ck yea" face.

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  "Yeah, bitch. Like that?"

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  He couldn't fully throw it over the tree...

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  Don't EVER park on my doorway again, punk!

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  Somehow, this is cool...

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  I love how he's all "yep...i threw it there...what do you want?"

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  Redneck parking garage.

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  Chuck Norris ok? rs

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  "Fuck Chuck Norris"

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  I think that place is close to where I live. I dunno if the truck is that color but its by a highway and it has a truck in the trees like that

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  Midget tossing's for sissy boys!

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  When I said I was a stuntman I MENT IT.

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  R u retarded?

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  yeah I did that. what of it?

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  And here we see the car lurking in a tree, ready to pounce on it's unsuspecting prey.

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  now that will happen when im pissed off

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  And he looks proud :D

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  Why is there a tree on a man's head? O.o Lol

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  Hi! I'm Colt Seavers, welcome to Jackass.

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  Clearly photoshopped! No one has a physique like that!

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  “and this is where Chuck Norris tossed my truck….Check out the Gun show”

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  damn right i threw that truck up there. now give me your keys.

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  don't worry folks,i'm getting Mac Gyver

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  After years of tanning bed radiation, a mild mannered country farmer became... THE SWAYZE. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry...

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  Clark kent....dooooo ??????

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  Let's get AWESOME

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  It takes a real man to lodge a truck in a tree. See that ladies? A real man.

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  FOR MOTHER RUSSIA

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  he thinks hes a macho man hahah so not hes not even cute hes ugly as fuck what the hell

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  "Me strong, throw car in air"

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  " Remember where we parked, honey..."

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  dude, where's my car?

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  damned ufos

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  OMG there is a manon front of the tree!

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  roadhouse

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  See the jaggies on the outline of the tree? P-shopped!

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  THAT'S WHERE I KEEP IT!!!!!

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  Chuck Norris' cousin.

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  we got a challanger for chuck norris, ladies and gentlemen!

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  Gays can levitate cars????

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  chuck norris is back! :D

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  IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THE AIR FLIES CARS

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  it was superman, i swear to god

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  this happens after your drunk

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  Well don't look at me, the guy with the pickup started it!

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  Hey, lets face it, because money just dont grow on trees. BSF

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  The latest in fashion industry, the redneck car in a tree hat.

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  this is real i guy trid to make a truck tree house.

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  It's so simple... Chuck Norris shaved his beard and by doing that he prooved that his strenght isn't in it...

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  chuck norris style

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  never mind the truck up there, look at my pecs!

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  Last time I'll let Tarzan valet park my vehicle.

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  i have no explain... but he's the american dream in person.

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  THats a cool hat

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  Mom look at me on this picture! Im sorry mom But it was gonna be mine when you were dead

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  why is there a tree growing out of my head with a tree parked in it? that's MY business. Now, do you know what time the bus comes or not?

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  no country for parking, man

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  This is how real men park their cars !

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  Chuck Norris at work

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  Never confuse Chuck norris with a valet

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  Transformers are playing peek-a-boo

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  Car spawn cheats in Grand Theft Auto Vice City never guaranteed you could reach the car.

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  The latest best seller on the New York Times non-fiction list: Jimmy-Ray The Bare Chested Yokel, And The Curious Case Of The Pickup Truck Eating Elm Tree.

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  Damn right I parked it...

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  Chuck Norris's father... even trucks hide from him