Other's Explanations
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zombies.
outside.
last bit of food.
let's rock mother-fucker. -
So I was in the shower, eating a cookie, when I heard a noise...
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I hear him... the cookie monster is looking for me... but little does he know, I'm ready!
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I AM LEGEND
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That MY cookay Bitch
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WARNING: COOKIES MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF ECSTASY
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i can hide, but i cant run
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I was in the shower enjoying a cookie when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...
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Das Gewehr muss niemals aus den Augen gelassen werden. Selbst beim Essen und Duschen.
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The sad thing? I can totally see my fiance doing this.
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Fucking Norman Bates !!! I´m waiting
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Munchies + paranoia
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"Sir, my rations are running low... how much longer to i need to be in quarantine?"
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He has the cookie because he's taking a milk bath, and frankly why WOULDN'T you eat cookies whilst taking a milk bath. His gun is readied because he's taking that aforementioned milk bath during the beginning days of the Zombie Apocalypse. Not realizing how precious a commodity milk will become, he will soon regret his frivolity...and kill himself with that very same rifle.
(when will lolcat phrases and speech be outlawed on the internet. I hope soon because it is fucking retarded and people who still think it's funny should be fucking shot) -
The true identity of the cookie monster...
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Blade at 45! Sweep the leg! Massive adrenaline dump!
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Who's there?
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cookie monster knows i stole his cookies!
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Looks like Cookie-camper
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om nom nom,
i canz explain
1. its a trap
2. someones tryin to steal his cookie O.o -
Elian Gonzalez today
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oompaloompa's want to rape the guy so he got a gun and hide in the bathroom and he was hungry so he ate a coockie :D
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Rule #2
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I was in the shower eating a cookie while i heard a suspicius noise.
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Barrio chino camper pete ^^ ¿En donde esta uste ahora? En dust_2 por largo jejejeje xD
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Well he??s obviously paranoid, no doubt about it
Probably did some time in the Pen
The real question is where did he hide that cookie?
Do YOU see any pockets?
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no!......this is MY MUFFIN!
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The bitch took all my money, my 401k, my house and both cars but the cookie is mine all mine!
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Nobody's getting my fucking cookies now Haha!
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real life Left 4 Dead.
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I told you kids the last cookie is mine!
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i think that's a loofah, not a cookie...
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Kevin found that giant beta-blockers helped to steady his aim considerably in the combined swimming and marksmanship discipline.
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Charlie Sheen did all he could to protect his last tiger blood cookie.
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That f******g zombie cookie monster...
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Hash Cookies
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"Those jocks'll pay for stealing my clothes," Thought Jeremy, as he bit into his cookie, "oh, how they'll pay."
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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BITCH!!! I said in a fucking minute!!!
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its the only way for him to eat
his family is overweight they'd kill for a bite -
Harvey OIswalds first attempt
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is mine, all mine and only mine, I like the biscuit ... all runs or I'll shoot ...
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Malcolm X.
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"omg, so hungry.. must... protect... cookie...."
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Welcome to /k/, you must be new here. Don't worry, everything is normal.
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It's Man Afraid of His Shoes from Wordforge! His obsession for cookies and German assault rifles know no bounds!
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zombie invasion...duh
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What actually happened in Home Alone!
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WTF?
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Gary Busey before he went nuts.
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This picture actually comes from an epic thread on AR15.com where people were doing tributes to the I Am Legend scene with him in the bath with his dog and a rifle.... it got a litlle weird, then weirder, then this, then even worse.
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Bate's Hotel this A-hole!
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MUM.........y is there a man with a G3 in the shower!!!!!
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he got to stop playing counter strike.....head shot ????
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Who turned the cold tap on?
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Faces of Meth
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sedddctor cleadrddd...this fuking cookies are so goodddd...
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A COUNTER STRIKE FANATIC
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zombies don't take baths...
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HIDING FROM THA COOKIEMONSTAH!
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- Bomb Armed -
- Terrorists Win -
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so i was enjoying a nice cookie in the shower minding my own buisness but then i heard a noise
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I was in the shower enjoying a cookie, then I heard a suspicious noise.
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cocaine paranoia
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So thats whats in the mystery box... 950 points well spent = ]
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"Kill the terrorists, by shooting them in the head,
They can't bomb you,if you shoot them dead" -
Cookies is a sometimes food, and this is the time stay back mofo's
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g3a3 :O bf3 4 ever!
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I was the second gunmen in the shower with a cookie.
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I stole the cookie from the, cookie jar - what the fuck you gonna do about it!
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Dont worry Mr Lampard the DJ's gone.
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Bitch, you get outta here, before I cap yo' ass.
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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I can't believe this picture has become this popular. The guy in question is a regular forum poster at Wordforge.net. He goes by the username "Man Afraid of his Shoes". Great guy, and a bit surreal for him too.
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Crazy Norwegian Fucker
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terrorist also like cookies, and well..take long showers
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ARGH, if you flush the toilet again while I'm in here, I will kill you.
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tweekers rock!
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So I was in the shower enjoying the most delicious chocolate chip cookie, when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...
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Yeah, I've the last cookie! You want it? Try getting it back...
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Dont tell the monkey!!!!
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My guess is that it has something to do with this: http://englishrussia.com/?p=1691
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The Fal Out
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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Mom, I told YOU. NOT when I'm in the SHOWER!!
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Will Smith: I was saving the cookie dough.
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The bitch took my house, all my money and both cars but the cookie is all mine!
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Red-neck at it's finest
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It's my , only my this fucking Cookie Die mother-f****s
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Those zombie bastards can eat my brain but not my cookies.
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True story: When my dad was selling coke, he had some trouble with his supplier. I mean, he smoked all the coke in two nights and the supplier wanted the money that he didn't have, so he carried his sawed off around the house for more than a week. He nearly shot my grandmother. My guess is that's pretty much what it must'a looked like to outsiders.
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gett away from my cookie!!!!
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Say hello to my little COOKIE
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"Oh, I'm sorry, you startled me. Carry on."
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ALRIGHT CHUMS TIMES UP LET'S DO DIS... LEEEEEEROOOYYYYYYYY JENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Obviously, MAOHS had just gotten home from school and was enjoying a glass of milk and some cookies when he spilled his milk. While wiping the milk from the front of his shirt, he accidentally knocked the cup over again, spilling more milk on the floor. As he was cleaning up the milk on the floor, he tugged on the tablecloth, spilling the last of the milk all in his hair. Now, he needs a shower. So, he takes his cookie to the shower and as he's shampooing, he hears a strange noise. He is sooo glad he keeps his gun there for just such an emergency. My question is, just like every movie like this ever made, why didn't the person holding the camera go investigate the noise?
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the other part of the cookie monster with a gun picture
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cookies, shower, counter-strike
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The Cookie Monster is a BITCH!
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Led me finish taking a bath AND eat my cookie and then we can shoot eachother.
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did you just flush the toilet ?
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I'm not crazy...
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Shoes is king of arfcom!
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I've just watched Resident Evil
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Revenger of Elian Gonzales
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Shoes is the arfcom God the the interwebs! The infamous shower cookie!
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G. W. Bush
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Nice trigger discipline. Is that a Tollhouse?
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Damn these LSD cookies are good!!..............you hear something?, their after my cookies.
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warning!, he has a cookie
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All your cookies are belong to me !!!!!!!!
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Before i die i must eat something
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Better than a bottom bitch, a G-3
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haha, pot.
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First they came for my trans fats! Now they want to take my sugar!
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my cookie......
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i am mother fuck dick suckin boobs of ur mams ass
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chicks make me go nuts!
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He is diabetic and becomes IRATE unless he eats his COOKIE
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hand on the pump.. =f
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So i was taking a shower, eating a cookie, then i heard a noise!
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om nom nom nom
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Modern Warfare 3
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Red-neck at it's finest.
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Meanwhile in Russia...
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I stole yer cookie mutha-fucka!
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MY COOKIE !!!
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well i was just enjoying my cookie when suddenly admiral ackbar busted in yelling its a trap so i was just sitting there like wtf dude?
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OMG ITZ GRAN TORINO
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NEVER write on his mirror.... EVER
zombies.
outside.
last bit of food.
let's rock mother-fucker.