Other's Explanations
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zombies.
outside.
last bit of food.
let's rock mother-fucker. -
So I was in the shower, eating a cookie, when I heard a noise...
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I hear him... the cookie monster is looking for me... but little does he know, I'm ready!
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I AM LEGEND
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Munchies + paranoia
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That MY cookay Bitch
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Das Gewehr muss niemals aus den Augen gelassen werden. Selbst beim Essen und Duschen.
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Fucking Norman Bates !!! I´m waiting
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Elian Gonzalez today
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He has the cookie because he's taking a milk bath, and frankly why WOULDN'T you eat cookies whilst taking a milk bath. His gun is readied because he's taking that aforementioned milk bath during the beginning days of the Zombie Apocalypse. Not realizing how precious a commodity milk will become, he will soon regret his frivolity...and kill himself with that very same rifle.
(when will lolcat phrases and speech be outlawed on the internet. I hope soon because it is fucking retarded and people who still think it's funny should be fucking shot) -
"Sir, my rations are running low... how much longer to i need to be in quarantine?"
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cookie monster knows i stole his cookies!
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Who's there?
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WARNING: COOKIES MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF ECSTASY
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The true identity of the cookie monster...
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I was in the shower enjoying a cookie when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...
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i can hide, but i cant run
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oompaloompa's want to rape the guy so he got a gun and hide in the bathroom and he was hungry so he ate a coockie :D
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I was in the shower eating a cookie while i heard a suspicius noise.
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The sad thing? I can totally see my fiance doing this.
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Charlie Sheen did all he could to protect his last tiger blood cookie.
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Blade at 45! Sweep the leg! Massive adrenaline dump!
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Barrio chino camper pete ^^ ¿En donde esta uste ahora? En dust_2 por largo jejejeje xD
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i think that's a loofah, not a cookie...
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Looks like Cookie-camper
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Rule #2
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no!......this is MY MUFFIN!
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Well he??s obviously paranoid, no doubt about it
Probably did some time in the Pen
The real question is where did he hide that cookie?
Do YOU see any pockets?
-Murax -
real life Left 4 Dead.
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zombies don't take baths...
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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The bitch took all my money, my 401k, my house and both cars but the cookie is mine all mine!
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cookies, shower, counter-strike
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is mine, all mine and only mine, I like the biscuit ... all runs or I'll shoot ...
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sedddctor cleadrddd...this fuking cookies are so goodddd...
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I told you kids the last cookie is mine!
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BITCH!!! I said in a fucking minute!!!
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Malcolm X.
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Harvey OIswalds first attempt
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om nom nom,
i canz explain
1. its a trap
2. someones tryin to steal his cookie O.o -
"Those jocks'll pay for stealing my clothes," Thought Jeremy, as he bit into his cookie, "oh, how they'll pay."
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Nobody's getting my fucking cookies now Haha!
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the other part of the cookie monster with a gun picture
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zombie invasion...duh
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Welcome to /k/, you must be new here. Don't worry, everything is normal.
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The Fal Out
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"omg, so hungry.. must... protect... cookie...."
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cocaine paranoia
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A COUNTER STRIKE FANATIC
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Who turned the cold tap on?
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Bate's Hotel this A-hole!
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its the only way for him to eat
his family is overweight they'd kill for a bite -
Faces of Meth
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Hash Cookies
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This picture actually comes from an epic thread on AR15.com where people were doing tributes to the I Am Legend scene with him in the bath with his dog and a rifle.... it got a litlle weird, then weirder, then this, then even worse.
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Yeah, I've the last cookie! You want it? Try getting it back...
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That f******g zombie cookie monster...
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The Cookie Monster is a BITCH!
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WTF?
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Kevin found that giant beta-blockers helped to steady his aim considerably in the combined swimming and marksmanship discipline.
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ARGH, if you flush the toilet again while I'm in here, I will kill you.
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What actually happened in Home Alone!
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"Kill the terrorists, by shooting them in the head,
They can't bomb you,if you shoot them dead" -
It's Man Afraid of His Shoes from Wordforge! His obsession for cookies and German assault rifles know no bounds!
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- Bomb Armed -
- Terrorists Win -
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Mom, I told YOU. NOT when I'm in the SHOWER!!
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Will Smith: I was saving the cookie dough.
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So I was in the shower enjoying the most delicious chocolate chip cookie, when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...
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g3a3 :O bf3 4 ever!
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The bitch took my house, all my money and both cars but the cookie is all mine!
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tweekers rock!
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Say hello to my little COOKIE
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Obviously, MAOHS had just gotten home from school and was enjoying a glass of milk and some cookies when he spilled his milk. While wiping the milk from the front of his shirt, he accidentally knocked the cup over again, spilling more milk on the floor. As he was cleaning up the milk on the floor, he tugged on the tablecloth, spilling the last of the milk all in his hair. Now, he needs a shower. So, he takes his cookie to the shower and as he's shampooing, he hears a strange noise. He is sooo glad he keeps his gun there for just such an emergency. My question is, just like every movie like this ever made, why didn't the person holding the camera go investigate the noise?
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So thats whats in the mystery box... 950 points well spent = ]
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Bitch, you get outta here, before I cap yo' ass.
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Crazy Norwegian Fucker
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Dont tell the monkey!!!!
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"Oh, I'm sorry, you startled me. Carry on."
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Gary Busey before he went nuts.
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My guess is that it has something to do with this: http://englishrussia.com/?p=1691
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gett away from my cookie!!!!
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Shoes is the arfcom God the the interwebs! The infamous shower cookie!
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I was in the shower enjoying a cookie, then I heard a suspicious noise.
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I stole the cookie from the, cookie jar - what the fuck you gonna do about it!
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I can't believe this picture has become this popular. The guy in question is a regular forum poster at Wordforge.net. He goes by the username "Man Afraid of his Shoes". Great guy, and a bit surreal for him too.
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terrorist also like cookies, and well..take long showers
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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did you just flush the toilet ?
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MUM.........y is there a man with a G3 in the shower!!!!!
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I'm not crazy...
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HIDING FROM THA COOKIEMONSTAH!
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so i was enjoying a nice cookie in the shower minding my own buisness but then i heard a noise
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Dont worry Mr Lampard the DJ's gone.
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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he got to stop playing counter strike.....head shot ????
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I was the second gunmen in the shower with a cookie.
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Those zombie bastards can eat my brain but not my cookies.
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Shoes is king of arfcom!
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warning!, he has a cookie
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Modern Warfare 3
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It's my , only my this fucking Cookie Die mother-f****s
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True story: When my dad was selling coke, he had some trouble with his supplier. I mean, he smoked all the coke in two nights and the supplier wanted the money that he didn't have, so he carried his sawed off around the house for more than a week. He nearly shot my grandmother. My guess is that's pretty much what it must'a looked like to outsiders.
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First they came for my trans fats! Now they want to take my sugar!
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Revenger of Elian Gonzales
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my cookie......
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Nice trigger discipline. Is that a Tollhouse?
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ALRIGHT CHUMS TIMES UP LET'S DO DIS... LEEEEEEROOOYYYYYYYY JENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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chicks make me go nuts!
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Red-neck at it's finest
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haha, pot.
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G. W. Bush
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He is diabetic and becomes IRATE unless he eats his COOKIE
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Cookies is a sometimes food, and this is the time stay back mofo's
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i am mother fuck dick suckin boobs of ur mams ass
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I've just watched Resident Evil
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So i was taking a shower, eating a cookie, then i heard a noise!
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Before i die i must eat something
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Better than a bottom bitch, a G-3
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All your cookies are belong to me !!!!!!!!
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Led me finish taking a bath AND eat my cookie and then we can shoot eachother.
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Damn these LSD cookies are good!!..............you hear something?, their after my cookies.
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om nom nom nom
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I stole yer cookie mutha-fucka!
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hand on the pump.. =f
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Red-neck at it's finest.
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Meanwhile in Russia...
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OMG ITZ GRAN TORINO
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MY COOKIE !!!
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well i was just enjoying my cookie when suddenly admiral ackbar busted in yelling its a trap so i was just sitting there like wtf dude?
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NEVER write on his mirror.... EVER
zombies.
outside.
last bit of food.
let's rock mother-fucker.