Other's Explanations
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zombies.
outside.
last bit of food.
let's rock mother-fucker. -
So I was in the shower, eating a cookie, when I heard a noise...
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I hear him... the cookie monster is looking for me... but little does he know, I'm ready!
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I AM LEGEND
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Munchies + paranoia
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That MY cookay Bitch
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Das Gewehr muss niemals aus den Augen gelassen werden. Selbst beim Essen und Duschen.
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Fucking Norman Bates !!! I´m waiting
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Elian Gonzalez today
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He has the cookie because he's taking a milk bath, and frankly why WOULDN'T you eat cookies whilst taking a milk bath. His gun is readied because he's taking that aforementioned milk bath during the beginning days of the Zombie Apocalypse. Not realizing how precious a commodity milk will become, he will soon regret his frivolity...and kill himself with that very same rifle.
(when will lolcat phrases and speech be outlawed on the internet. I hope soon because it is fucking retarded and people who still think it's funny should be fucking shot) -
cookie monster knows i stole his cookies!
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Who's there?
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WARNING: COOKIES MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF ECSTASY
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"Sir, my rations are running low... how much longer to i need to be in quarantine?"
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The true identity of the cookie monster...
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Charlie Sheen did all he could to protect his last tiger blood cookie.
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oompaloompa's want to rape the guy so he got a gun and hide in the bathroom and he was hungry so he ate a coockie :D
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I was in the shower enjoying a cookie when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...
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i can hide, but i cant run
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Blade at 45! Sweep the leg! Massive adrenaline dump!
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The sad thing? I can totally see my fiance doing this.
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I was in the shower eating a cookie while i heard a suspicius noise.
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Barrio chino camper pete ^^ ¿En donde esta uste ahora? En dust_2 por largo jejejeje xD
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Rule #2
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zombies don't take baths...
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Looks like Cookie-camper
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i think that's a loofah, not a cookie...
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Well he??s obviously paranoid, no doubt about it
Probably did some time in the Pen
The real question is where did he hide that cookie?
Do YOU see any pockets?
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no!......this is MY MUFFIN!
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The bitch took all my money, my 401k, my house and both cars but the cookie is mine all mine!
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real life Left 4 Dead.
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cookies, shower, counter-strike
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Nobody's getting my fucking cookies now Haha!
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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BITCH!!! I said in a fucking minute!!!
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sedddctor cleadrddd...this fuking cookies are so goodddd...
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is mine, all mine and only mine, I like the biscuit ... all runs or I'll shoot ...
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Malcolm X.
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Harvey OIswalds first attempt
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om nom nom,
i canz explain
1. its a trap
2. someones tryin to steal his cookie O.o -
I told you kids the last cookie is mine!
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cocaine paranoia
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"Those jocks'll pay for stealing my clothes," Thought Jeremy, as he bit into his cookie, "oh, how they'll pay."
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Who turned the cold tap on?
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the other part of the cookie monster with a gun picture
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Faces of Meth
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Bate's Hotel this A-hole!
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"omg, so hungry.. must... protect... cookie...."
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zombie invasion...duh
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Hash Cookies
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That f******g zombie cookie monster...
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The Cookie Monster is a BITCH!
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A COUNTER STRIKE FANATIC
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WTF?
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The Fal Out
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Welcome to /k/, you must be new here. Don't worry, everything is normal.
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ARGH, if you flush the toilet again while I'm in here, I will kill you.
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its the only way for him to eat
his family is overweight they'd kill for a bite -
tweekers rock!
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The bitch took my house, all my money and both cars but the cookie is all mine!
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"Kill the terrorists, by shooting them in the head,
They can't bomb you,if you shoot them dead" -
g3a3 :O bf3 4 ever!
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Bitch, you get outta here, before I cap yo' ass.
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This picture actually comes from an epic thread on AR15.com where people were doing tributes to the I Am Legend scene with him in the bath with his dog and a rifle.... it got a litlle weird, then weirder, then this, then even worse.
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It's Man Afraid of His Shoes from Wordforge! His obsession for cookies and German assault rifles know no bounds!
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- Bomb Armed -
- Terrorists Win -
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Mom, I told YOU. NOT when I'm in the SHOWER!!
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Crazy Norwegian Fucker
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Will Smith: I was saving the cookie dough.
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Say hello to my little COOKIE
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Yeah, I've the last cookie! You want it? Try getting it back...
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Kevin found that giant beta-blockers helped to steady his aim considerably in the combined swimming and marksmanship discipline.
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So I was in the shower enjoying the most delicious chocolate chip cookie, when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...
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Gary Busey before he went nuts.
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Dont tell the monkey!!!!
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gett away from my cookie!!!!
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What actually happened in Home Alone!
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So thats whats in the mystery box... 950 points well spent = ]
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terrorist also like cookies, and well..take long showers
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I was in the shower enjoying a cookie, then I heard a suspicious noise.
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MUM.........y is there a man with a G3 in the shower!!!!!
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"Oh, I'm sorry, you startled me. Carry on."
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My guess is that it has something to do with this: http://englishrussia.com/?p=1691
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Shoes is the arfcom God the the interwebs! The infamous shower cookie!
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so i was enjoying a nice cookie in the shower minding my own buisness but then i heard a noise
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I'm not crazy...
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Obviously, MAOHS had just gotten home from school and was enjoying a glass of milk and some cookies when he spilled his milk. While wiping the milk from the front of his shirt, he accidentally knocked the cup over again, spilling more milk on the floor. As he was cleaning up the milk on the floor, he tugged on the tablecloth, spilling the last of the milk all in his hair. Now, he needs a shower. So, he takes his cookie to the shower and as he's shampooing, he hears a strange noise. He is sooo glad he keeps his gun there for just such an emergency. My question is, just like every movie like this ever made, why didn't the person holding the camera go investigate the noise?
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I can't believe this picture has become this popular. The guy in question is a regular forum poster at Wordforge.net. He goes by the username "Man Afraid of his Shoes". Great guy, and a bit surreal for him too.
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I stole the cookie from the, cookie jar - what the fuck you gonna do about it!
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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HIDING FROM THA COOKIEMONSTAH!
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Dont worry Mr Lampard the DJ's gone.
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did you just flush the toilet ?
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he got to stop playing counter strike.....head shot ????
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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warning!, he has a cookie
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I was the second gunmen in the shower with a cookie.
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Shoes is king of arfcom!
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First they came for my trans fats! Now they want to take my sugar!
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Modern Warfare 3
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True story: When my dad was selling coke, he had some trouble with his supplier. I mean, he smoked all the coke in two nights and the supplier wanted the money that he didn't have, so he carried his sawed off around the house for more than a week. He nearly shot my grandmother. My guess is that's pretty much what it must'a looked like to outsiders.
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Those zombie bastards can eat my brain but not my cookies.
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my cookie......
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He is diabetic and becomes IRATE unless he eats his COOKIE
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ALRIGHT CHUMS TIMES UP LET'S DO DIS... LEEEEEEROOOYYYYYYYY JENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Nice trigger discipline. Is that a Tollhouse?
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Revenger of Elian Gonzales
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Red-neck at it's finest
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It's my , only my this fucking Cookie Die mother-f****s
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chicks make me go nuts!
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I've just watched Resident Evil
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haha, pot.
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G. W. Bush
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i am mother fuck dick suckin boobs of ur mams ass
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Cookies is a sometimes food, and this is the time stay back mofo's
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So i was taking a shower, eating a cookie, then i heard a noise!
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Better than a bottom bitch, a G-3
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All your cookies are belong to me !!!!!!!!
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Before i die i must eat something
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Damn these LSD cookies are good!!..............you hear something?, their after my cookies.
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om nom nom nom
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Led me finish taking a bath AND eat my cookie and then we can shoot eachother.
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I stole yer cookie mutha-fucka!
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hand on the pump.. =f
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Red-neck at it's finest.
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OMG ITZ GRAN TORINO
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Meanwhile in Russia...
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well i was just enjoying my cookie when suddenly admiral ackbar busted in yelling its a trap so i was just sitting there like wtf dude?
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MY COOKIE !!!
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NEVER write on his mirror.... EVER
zombies.
outside.
last bit of food.
let's rock mother-fucker.