Other's Explanations
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zombies.
outside.
last bit of food.
let's rock mother-fucker. -
So I was in the shower, eating a cookie, when I heard a noise...
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I hear him... the cookie monster is looking for me... but little does he know, I'm ready!
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I AM LEGEND
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That MY cookay Bitch
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WARNING: COOKIES MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF ECSTASY
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i can hide, but i cant run
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Munchies + paranoia
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Fucking Norman Bates !!! I´m waiting
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The sad thing? I can totally see my fiance doing this.
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I was in the shower enjoying a cookie when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...
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Das Gewehr muss niemals aus den Augen gelassen werden. Selbst beim Essen und Duschen.
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He has the cookie because he's taking a milk bath, and frankly why WOULDN'T you eat cookies whilst taking a milk bath. His gun is readied because he's taking that aforementioned milk bath during the beginning days of the Zombie Apocalypse. Not realizing how precious a commodity milk will become, he will soon regret his frivolity...and kill himself with that very same rifle.
(when will lolcat phrases and speech be outlawed on the internet. I hope soon because it is fucking retarded and people who still think it's funny should be fucking shot) -
"Sir, my rations are running low... how much longer to i need to be in quarantine?"
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The true identity of the cookie monster...
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Who's there?
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Elian Gonzalez today
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Looks like Cookie-camper
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oompaloompa's want to rape the guy so he got a gun and hide in the bathroom and he was hungry so he ate a coockie :D
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I was in the shower eating a cookie while i heard a suspicius noise.
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Barrio chino camper pete ^^ ¿En donde esta uste ahora? En dust_2 por largo jejejeje xD
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cookie monster knows i stole his cookies!
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Blade at 45! Sweep the leg! Massive adrenaline dump!
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Rule #2
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om nom nom,
i canz explain
1. its a trap
2. someones tryin to steal his cookie O.o -
no!......this is MY MUFFIN!
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i think that's a loofah, not a cookie...
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Well he??s obviously paranoid, no doubt about it
Probably did some time in the Pen
The real question is where did he hide that cookie?
Do YOU see any pockets?
-Murax -
real life Left 4 Dead.
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Charlie Sheen did all he could to protect his last tiger blood cookie.
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Kevin found that giant beta-blockers helped to steady his aim considerably in the combined swimming and marksmanship discipline.
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Nobody's getting my fucking cookies now Haha!
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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The bitch took all my money, my 401k, my house and both cars but the cookie is mine all mine!
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its the only way for him to eat
his family is overweight they'd kill for a bite -
Hash Cookies
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I told you kids the last cookie is mine!
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BITCH!!! I said in a fucking minute!!!
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"Those jocks'll pay for stealing my clothes," Thought Jeremy, as he bit into his cookie, "oh, how they'll pay."
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Malcolm X.
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That f******g zombie cookie monster...
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"omg, so hungry.. must... protect... cookie...."
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This picture actually comes from an epic thread on AR15.com where people were doing tributes to the I Am Legend scene with him in the bath with his dog and a rifle.... it got a litlle weird, then weirder, then this, then even worse.
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Bate's Hotel this A-hole!
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Harvey OIswalds first attempt
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It's Man Afraid of His Shoes from Wordforge! His obsession for cookies and German assault rifles know no bounds!
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zombie invasion...duh
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Welcome to /k/, you must be new here. Don't worry, everything is normal.
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WTF?
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is mine, all mine and only mine, I like the biscuit ... all runs or I'll shoot ...
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Gary Busey before he went nuts.
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A COUNTER STRIKE FANATIC
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HIDING FROM THA COOKIEMONSTAH!
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sedddctor cleadrddd...this fuking cookies are so goodddd...
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- Bomb Armed -
- Terrorists Win -
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What actually happened in Home Alone!
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he got to stop playing counter strike.....head shot ????
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The bitch took my house, all my money and both cars but the cookie is all mine!
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zombies don't take baths...
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"Kill the terrorists, by shooting them in the head,
They can't bomb you,if you shoot them dead" -
so i was enjoying a nice cookie in the shower minding my own buisness but then i heard a noise
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I was in the shower enjoying a cookie, then I heard a suspicious noise.
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So thats whats in the mystery box... 950 points well spent = ]
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Who turned the cold tap on?
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tweekers rock!
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Faces of Meth
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cocaine paranoia
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MUM.........y is there a man with a G3 in the shower!!!!!
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Bitch, you get outta here, before I cap yo' ass.
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Crazy Norwegian Fucker
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g3a3 :O bf3 4 ever!
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I was the second gunmen in the shower with a cookie.
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Dont tell the monkey!!!!
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terrorist also like cookies, and well..take long showers
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I stole the cookie from the, cookie jar - what the fuck you gonna do about it!
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So I was in the shower enjoying the most delicious chocolate chip cookie, when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...
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Cookies is a sometimes food, and this is the time stay back mofo's
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The Fal Out
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Dont worry Mr Lampard the DJ's gone.
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gett away from my cookie!!!!
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Those zombie bastards can eat my brain but not my cookies.
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Will Smith: I was saving the cookie dough.
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Yeah, I've the last cookie! You want it? Try getting it back...
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Mom, I told YOU. NOT when I'm in the SHOWER!!
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Say hello to my little COOKIE
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Red-neck at it's finest
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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My guess is that it has something to do with this: http://englishrussia.com/?p=1691
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ARGH, if you flush the toilet again while I'm in here, I will kill you.
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True story: When my dad was selling coke, he had some trouble with his supplier. I mean, he smoked all the coke in two nights and the supplier wanted the money that he didn't have, so he carried his sawed off around the house for more than a week. He nearly shot my grandmother. My guess is that's pretty much what it must'a looked like to outsiders.
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I can't believe this picture has become this popular. The guy in question is a regular forum poster at Wordforge.net. He goes by the username "Man Afraid of his Shoes". Great guy, and a bit surreal for him too.
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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ALRIGHT CHUMS TIMES UP LET'S DO DIS... LEEEEEEROOOYYYYYYYY JENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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It's my , only my this fucking Cookie Die mother-f****s
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The Cookie Monster is a BITCH!
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the other part of the cookie monster with a gun picture
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cookies, shower, counter-strike
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Shoes is king of arfcom!
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Obviously, MAOHS had just gotten home from school and was enjoying a glass of milk and some cookies when he spilled his milk. While wiping the milk from the front of his shirt, he accidentally knocked the cup over again, spilling more milk on the floor. As he was cleaning up the milk on the floor, he tugged on the tablecloth, spilling the last of the milk all in his hair. Now, he needs a shower. So, he takes his cookie to the shower and as he's shampooing, he hears a strange noise. He is sooo glad he keeps his gun there for just such an emergency. My question is, just like every movie like this ever made, why didn't the person holding the camera go investigate the noise?
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Shoes is the arfcom God the the interwebs! The infamous shower cookie!
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did you just flush the toilet ?
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I'm not crazy...
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G. W. Bush
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Revenger of Elian Gonzales
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"Oh, I'm sorry, you startled me. Carry on."
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Led me finish taking a bath AND eat my cookie and then we can shoot eachother.
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Nice trigger discipline. Is that a Tollhouse?
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warning!, he has a cookie
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I've just watched Resident Evil
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Before i die i must eat something
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my cookie......
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All your cookies are belong to me !!!!!!!!
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Better than a bottom bitch, a G-3
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Damn these LSD cookies are good!!..............you hear something?, their after my cookies.
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i am mother fuck dick suckin boobs of ur mams ass
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haha, pot.
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First they came for my trans fats! Now they want to take my sugar!
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chicks make me go nuts!
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hand on the pump.. =f
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So i was taking a shower, eating a cookie, then i heard a noise!
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Modern Warfare 3
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He is diabetic and becomes IRATE unless he eats his COOKIE
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Red-neck at it's finest.
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om nom nom nom
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Meanwhile in Russia...
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I stole yer cookie mutha-fucka!
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MY COOKIE !!!
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OMG ITZ GRAN TORINO
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well i was just enjoying my cookie when suddenly admiral ackbar busted in yelling its a trap so i was just sitting there like wtf dude?
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NEVER write on his mirror.... EVER
zombies.
outside.
last bit of food.
let's rock mother-fucker.