Other's Explanations
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zombies.
outside.
last bit of food.
let's rock mother-fucker. -
So I was in the shower, eating a cookie, when I heard a noise...
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I hear him... the cookie monster is looking for me... but little does he know, I'm ready!
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I AM LEGEND
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That MY cookay Bitch
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WARNING: COOKIES MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF ECSTASY
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The sad thing? I can totally see my fiance doing this.
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Das Gewehr muss niemals aus den Augen gelassen werden. Selbst beim Essen und Duschen.
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i can hide, but i cant run
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om nom nom,
i canz explain
1. its a trap
2. someones tryin to steal his cookie O.o -
I was in the shower enjoying a cookie when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...
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The true identity of the cookie monster...
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I was in the shower eating a cookie while i heard a suspicius noise.
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Munchies + paranoia
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He has the cookie because he's taking a milk bath, and frankly why WOULDN'T you eat cookies whilst taking a milk bath. His gun is readied because he's taking that aforementioned milk bath during the beginning days of the Zombie Apocalypse. Not realizing how precious a commodity milk will become, he will soon regret his frivolity...and kill himself with that very same rifle.
(when will lolcat phrases and speech be outlawed on the internet. I hope soon because it is fucking retarded and people who still think it's funny should be fucking shot) -
cookie monster knows i stole his cookies!
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Fucking Norman Bates !!! I´m waiting
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its the only way for him to eat
his family is overweight they'd kill for a bite -
"Those jocks'll pay for stealing my clothes," Thought Jeremy, as he bit into his cookie, "oh, how they'll pay."
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Who's there?
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Barrio chino camper pete ^^ ¿En donde esta uste ahora? En dust_2 por largo jejejeje xD
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is mine, all mine and only mine, I like the biscuit ... all runs or I'll shoot ...
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Dont worry Mr Lampard the DJ's gone.
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Blade at 45! Sweep the leg! Massive adrenaline dump!
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Nobody's getting my fucking cookies now Haha!
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Elian Gonzalez today
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Rule #2
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Gary Busey before he went nuts.
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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The bitch took all my money, my 401k, my house and both cars but the cookie is mine all mine!
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WTF?
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Cookies is a sometimes food, and this is the time stay back mofo's
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no!......this is MY MUFFIN!
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A COUNTER STRIKE FANATIC
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Well he??s obviously paranoid, no doubt about it
Probably did some time in the Pen
The real question is where did he hide that cookie?
Do YOU see any pockets?
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I was in the shower enjoying a cookie, then I heard a suspicious noise.
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Hash Cookies
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"Sir, my rations are running low... how much longer to i need to be in quarantine?"
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Welcome to /k/, you must be new here. Don't worry, everything is normal.
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I told you kids the last cookie is mine!
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he got to stop playing counter strike.....head shot ????
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i think that's a loofah, not a cookie...
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Looks like Cookie-camper
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I stole the cookie from the, cookie jar - what the fuck you gonna do about it!
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Charlie Sheen did all he could to protect his last tiger blood cookie.
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real life Left 4 Dead.
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The Fal Out
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cocaine paranoia
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oompaloompa's want to rape the guy so he got a gun and hide in the bathroom and he was hungry so he ate a coockie :D
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Who turned the cold tap on?
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That f******g zombie cookie monster...
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so i was enjoying a nice cookie in the shower minding my own buisness but then i heard a noise
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sedddctor cleadrddd...this fuking cookies are so goodddd...
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zombie invasion...duh
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BITCH!!! I said in a fucking minute!!!
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ALRIGHT CHUMS TIMES UP LET'S DO DIS... LEEEEEEROOOYYYYYYYY JENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Dont tell the monkey!!!!
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Kevin found that giant beta-blockers helped to steady his aim considerably in the combined swimming and marksmanship discipline.
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g3a3 :O bf3 4 ever!
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"omg, so hungry.. must... protect... cookie...."
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So thats whats in the mystery box... 950 points well spent = ]
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MUM.........y is there a man with a G3 in the shower!!!!!
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zombies don't take baths...
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Say hello to my little COOKIE
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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the other part of the cookie monster with a gun picture
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Harvey OIswalds first attempt
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It's Man Afraid of His Shoes from Wordforge! His obsession for cookies and German assault rifles know no bounds!
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terrorist also like cookies, and well..take long showers
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Led me finish taking a bath AND eat my cookie and then we can shoot eachother.
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Bitch, you get outta here, before I cap yo' ass.
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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did you just flush the toilet ?
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I'm not crazy...
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ARGH, if you flush the toilet again while I'm in here, I will kill you.
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True story: When my dad was selling coke, he had some trouble with his supplier. I mean, he smoked all the coke in two nights and the supplier wanted the money that he didn't have, so he carried his sawed off around the house for more than a week. He nearly shot my grandmother. My guess is that's pretty much what it must'a looked like to outsiders.
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Those zombie bastards can eat my brain but not my cookies.
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Nice trigger discipline. Is that a Tollhouse?
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The bitch took my house, all my money and both cars but the cookie is all mine!
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G. W. Bush
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The Cookie Monster is a BITCH!
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Damn these LSD cookies are good!!..............you hear something?, their after my cookies.
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I can't believe this picture has become this popular. The guy in question is a regular forum poster at Wordforge.net. He goes by the username "Man Afraid of his Shoes". Great guy, and a bit surreal for him too.
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Malcolm X.
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Crazy Norwegian Fucker
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HIDING FROM THA COOKIEMONSTAH!
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I was the second gunmen in the shower with a cookie.
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Mom, I told YOU. NOT when I'm in the SHOWER!!
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Bate's Hotel this A-hole!
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gett away from my cookie!!!!
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What actually happened in Home Alone!
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"Kill the terrorists, by shooting them in the head,
They can't bomb you,if you shoot them dead" -
Red-neck at it's finest
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It's my , only my this fucking Cookie Die mother-f****s
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Shoes is the arfcom God the the interwebs! The infamous shower cookie!
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Revenger of Elian Gonzales
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Obviously, MAOHS had just gotten home from school and was enjoying a glass of milk and some cookies when he spilled his milk. While wiping the milk from the front of his shirt, he accidentally knocked the cup over again, spilling more milk on the floor. As he was cleaning up the milk on the floor, he tugged on the tablecloth, spilling the last of the milk all in his hair. Now, he needs a shower. So, he takes his cookie to the shower and as he's shampooing, he hears a strange noise. He is sooo glad he keeps his gun there for just such an emergency. My question is, just like every movie like this ever made, why didn't the person holding the camera go investigate the noise?
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Will Smith: I was saving the cookie dough.
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tweekers rock!
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Before i die i must eat something
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Shoes is king of arfcom!
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So I was in the shower enjoying the most delicious chocolate chip cookie, when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...
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cookies, shower, counter-strike
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My guess is that it has something to do with this: http://englishrussia.com/?p=1691
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This picture actually comes from an epic thread on AR15.com where people were doing tributes to the I Am Legend scene with him in the bath with his dog and a rifle.... it got a litlle weird, then weirder, then this, then even worse.
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Faces of Meth
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"Oh, I'm sorry, you startled me. Carry on."
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my cookie......
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- Bomb Armed -
- Terrorists Win -
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haha, pot.
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Yeah, I've the last cookie! You want it? Try getting it back...
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First they came for my trans fats! Now they want to take my sugar!
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warning!, he has a cookie
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i am mother fuck dick suckin boobs of ur mams ass
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chicks make me go nuts!
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hand on the pump.. =f
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Better than a bottom bitch, a G-3
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All your cookies are belong to me !!!!!!!!
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om nom nom nom
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Red-neck at it's finest.
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I've just watched Resident Evil
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MY COOKIE !!!
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He is diabetic and becomes IRATE unless he eats his COOKIE
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Modern Warfare 3
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So i was taking a shower, eating a cookie, then i heard a noise!
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NEVER write on his mirror.... EVER
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Meanwhile in Russia...
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I stole yer cookie mutha-fucka!
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OMG ITZ GRAN TORINO
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well i was just enjoying my cookie when suddenly admiral ackbar busted in yelling its a trap so i was just sitting there like wtf dude?
zombies.
outside.
last bit of food.
let's rock mother-fucker.