zombies.

outside.

last bit of food.

let's rock mother-fucker.

What is YOUR Explanation?

Are You A Zombie?

Other's Explanations

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  zombies.
  
  outside.
  
  last bit of food.
  
  let's rock mother-fucker.

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  So I was in the shower, eating a cookie, when I heard a noise...

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  I hear him... the cookie monster is looking for me... but little does he know, I'm ready!

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  I AM LEGEND

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  That MY cookay Bitch

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  Munchies + paranoia

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  Das Gewehr muss niemals aus den Augen gelassen werden. Selbst beim Essen und Duschen.

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  i can hide, but i cant run

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  He has the cookie because he's taking a milk bath, and frankly why WOULDN'T you eat cookies whilst taking a milk bath. His gun is readied because he's taking that aforementioned milk bath during the beginning days of the Zombie Apocalypse. Not realizing how precious a commodity milk will become, he will soon regret his frivolity...and kill himself with that very same rifle.
  
  (when will lolcat phrases and speech be outlawed on the internet. I hope soon because it is fucking retarded and people who still think it's funny should be fucking shot)

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  Fucking Norman Bates !!! I´m waiting

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  Elian Gonzalez today

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  WARNING: COOKIES MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF ECSTASY

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  "Sir, my rations are running low... how much longer to i need to be in quarantine?"

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  The true identity of the cookie monster...

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  Blade at 45! Sweep the leg! Massive adrenaline dump!

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  oompaloompa's want to rape the guy so he got a gun and hide in the bathroom and he was hungry so he ate a coockie :D

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  I was in the shower eating a cookie while i heard a suspicius noise.

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  Barrio chino camper pete ^^ ¿En donde esta uste ahora? En dust_2 por largo jejejeje xD

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  Who's there?

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  cookie monster knows i stole his cookies!

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  Charlie Sheen did all he could to protect his last tiger blood cookie.

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  I was in the shower enjoying a cookie when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...

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  The sad thing? I can totally see my fiance doing this.

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  Rule #2

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  The bitch took all my money, my 401k, my house and both cars but the cookie is mine all mine!

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  zombies don't take baths...

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  no!......this is MY MUFFIN!

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  real life Left 4 Dead.

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  Looks like Cookie-camper

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  i think that's a loofah, not a cookie...

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  Well he??s obviously paranoid, no doubt about it
  Probably did some time in the Pen
  The real question is where did he hide that cookie?
  Do YOU see any pockets?
  -Murax

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  cookies, shower, counter-strike

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  Nobody's getting my fucking cookies now Haha!

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  is mine, all mine and only mine, I like the biscuit ... all runs or I'll shoot ...

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  Malcolm X.

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  That f******g zombie cookie monster...

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  I told you kids the last cookie is mine!

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  BITCH!!! I said in a fucking minute!!!

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  cocaine paranoia

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  WTF?

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  Harvey OIswalds first attempt

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  The Cookie Monster is a BITCH!

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  STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.

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  Who turned the cold tap on?

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  "omg, so hungry.. must... protect... cookie...."

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  zombie invasion...duh

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  om nom nom,
  i canz explain
  1. its a trap
  2. someones tryin to steal his cookie O.o

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  its the only way for him to eat
  his family is overweight they'd kill for a bite

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  sedddctor cleadrddd...this fuking cookies are so goodddd...

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  Bate's Hotel this A-hole!

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  The Fal Out

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  Mom, I told YOU. NOT when I'm in the SHOWER!!

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  Hash Cookies

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  "Those jocks'll pay for stealing my clothes," Thought Jeremy, as he bit into his cookie, "oh, how they'll pay."

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  g3a3 :O bf3 4 ever!

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  Crazy Norwegian Fucker

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  "Kill the terrorists, by shooting them in the head,
  They can't bomb you,if you shoot them dead"

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  Dont tell the monkey!!!!

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  so i was enjoying a nice cookie in the shower minding my own buisness but then i heard a noise

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  A COUNTER STRIKE FANATIC

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  the other part of the cookie monster with a gun picture

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  So I was in the shower enjoying the most delicious chocolate chip cookie, when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...

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  Faces of Meth

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  Welcome to /k/, you must be new here. Don't worry, everything is normal.

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  Yeah, I've the last cookie! You want it? Try getting it back...

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  Gary Busey before he went nuts.

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  I'm not crazy...

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  What actually happened in Home Alone!

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  Kevin found that giant beta-blockers helped to steady his aim considerably in the combined swimming and marksmanship discipline.

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  ARGH, if you flush the toilet again while I'm in here, I will kill you.

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  Obviously, MAOHS had just gotten home from school and was enjoying a glass of milk and some cookies when he spilled his milk. While wiping the milk from the front of his shirt, he accidentally knocked the cup over again, spilling more milk on the floor. As he was cleaning up the milk on the floor, he tugged on the tablecloth, spilling the last of the milk all in his hair. Now, he needs a shower. So, he takes his cookie to the shower and as he's shampooing, he hears a strange noise. He is sooo glad he keeps his gun there for just such an emergency. My question is, just like every movie like this ever made, why didn't the person holding the camera go investigate the noise?

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  I stole the cookie from the, cookie jar - what the fuck you gonna do about it!

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  Will Smith: I was saving the cookie dough.

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  tweekers rock!

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  This picture actually comes from an epic thread on AR15.com where people were doing tributes to the I Am Legend scene with him in the bath with his dog and a rifle.... it got a litlle weird, then weirder, then this, then even worse.

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  So thats whats in the mystery box... 950 points well spent = ]

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  Bitch, you get outta here, before I cap yo' ass.

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  I can't believe this picture has become this popular. The guy in question is a regular forum poster at Wordforge.net. He goes by the username "Man Afraid of his Shoes". Great guy, and a bit surreal for him too.

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  MUM.........y is there a man with a G3 in the shower!!!!!

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  Say hello to my little COOKIE

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  My guess is that it has something to do with this: http://englishrussia.com/?p=1691

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  It's Man Afraid of His Shoes from Wordforge! His obsession for cookies and German assault rifles know no bounds!

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  I was in the shower enjoying a cookie, then I heard a suspicious noise.

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  gett away from my cookie!!!!

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  The bitch took my house, all my money and both cars but the cookie is all mine!

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  - Bomb Armed -
  
  - Terrorists Win -
  

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  he got to stop playing counter strike.....head shot ????

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  HIDING FROM THA COOKIEMONSTAH!

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  Dont worry Mr Lampard the DJ's gone.

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  terrorist also like cookies, and well..take long showers

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  Shoes is the arfcom God the the interwebs! The infamous shower cookie!

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  True story: When my dad was selling coke, he had some trouble with his supplier. I mean, he smoked all the coke in two nights and the supplier wanted the money that he didn't have, so he carried his sawed off around the house for more than a week. He nearly shot my grandmother. My guess is that's pretty much what it must'a looked like to outsiders.

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  "Oh, I'm sorry, you startled me. Carry on."

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  STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.

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  Those zombie bastards can eat my brain but not my cookies.

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  warning!, he has a cookie

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  Modern Warfare 3

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  It's my , only my this fucking Cookie Die mother-f****s

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  First they came for my trans fats! Now they want to take my sugar!

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  did you just flush the toilet ?

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  Revenger of Elian Gonzales

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  He is diabetic and becomes IRATE unless he eats his COOKIE

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  STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.

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  my cookie......

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  Red-neck at it's finest

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  I've just watched Resident Evil

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  I was the second gunmen in the shower with a cookie.

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  Cookies is a sometimes food, and this is the time stay back mofo's

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  Shoes is king of arfcom!

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  Nice trigger discipline. Is that a Tollhouse?

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  chicks make me go nuts!

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  ALRIGHT CHUMS TIMES UP LET'S DO DIS... LEEEEEEROOOYYYYYYYY JENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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  i am mother fuck dick suckin boobs of ur mams ass

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  All your cookies are belong to me !!!!!!!!

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  Led me finish taking a bath AND eat my cookie and then we can shoot eachother.

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  Better than a bottom bitch, a G-3

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  haha, pot.

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  Damn these LSD cookies are good!!..............you hear something?, their after my cookies.

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  G. W. Bush

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  So i was taking a shower, eating a cookie, then i heard a noise!

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  I stole yer cookie mutha-fucka!

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  om nom nom nom

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  Before i die i must eat something

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  Red-neck at it's finest.

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  hand on the pump.. =f

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  OMG ITZ GRAN TORINO

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  Meanwhile in Russia...

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  well i was just enjoying my cookie when suddenly admiral ackbar busted in yelling its a trap so i was just sitting there like wtf dude?

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  NEVER write on his mirror.... EVER

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  MY COOKIE !!!