Other's Explanations
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zombies.
outside.
last bit of food.
let's rock mother-fucker. -
So I was in the shower, eating a cookie, when I heard a noise...
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I hear him... the cookie monster is looking for me... but little does he know, I'm ready!
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I AM LEGEND
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That MY cookay Bitch
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Munchies + paranoia
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WARNING: COOKIES MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF ECSTASY
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Fucking Norman Bates !!! I´m waiting
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Das Gewehr muss niemals aus den Augen gelassen werden. Selbst beim Essen und Duschen.
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i can hide, but i cant run
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He has the cookie because he's taking a milk bath, and frankly why WOULDN'T you eat cookies whilst taking a milk bath. His gun is readied because he's taking that aforementioned milk bath during the beginning days of the Zombie Apocalypse. Not realizing how precious a commodity milk will become, he will soon regret his frivolity...and kill himself with that very same rifle.
(when will lolcat phrases and speech be outlawed on the internet. I hope soon because it is fucking retarded and people who still think it's funny should be fucking shot) -
The sad thing? I can totally see my fiance doing this.
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Who's there?
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"Sir, my rations are running low... how much longer to i need to be in quarantine?"
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The true identity of the cookie monster...
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I was in the shower enjoying a cookie when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...
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Elian Gonzalez today
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cookie monster knows i stole his cookies!
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Blade at 45! Sweep the leg! Massive adrenaline dump!
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I was in the shower eating a cookie while i heard a suspicius noise.
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Rule #2
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Barrio chino camper pete ^^ ¿En donde esta uste ahora? En dust_2 por largo jejejeje xD
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i think that's a loofah, not a cookie...
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Charlie Sheen did all he could to protect his last tiger blood cookie.
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oompaloompa's want to rape the guy so he got a gun and hide in the bathroom and he was hungry so he ate a coockie :D
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no!......this is MY MUFFIN!
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real life Left 4 Dead.
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Looks like Cookie-camper
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Well he??s obviously paranoid, no doubt about it
Probably did some time in the Pen
The real question is where did he hide that cookie?
Do YOU see any pockets?
-Murax -
om nom nom,
i canz explain
1. its a trap
2. someones tryin to steal his cookie O.o -
Malcolm X.
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I told you kids the last cookie is mine!
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"Those jocks'll pay for stealing my clothes," Thought Jeremy, as he bit into his cookie, "oh, how they'll pay."
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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Hash Cookies
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The bitch took all my money, my 401k, my house and both cars but the cookie is mine all mine!
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"omg, so hungry.. must... protect... cookie...."
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Nobody's getting my fucking cookies now Haha!
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This picture actually comes from an epic thread on AR15.com where people were doing tributes to the I Am Legend scene with him in the bath with his dog and a rifle.... it got a litlle weird, then weirder, then this, then even worse.
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sedddctor cleadrddd...this fuking cookies are so goodddd...
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Bate's Hotel this A-hole!
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zombies don't take baths...
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BITCH!!! I said in a fucking minute!!!
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That f******g zombie cookie monster...
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is mine, all mine and only mine, I like the biscuit ... all runs or I'll shoot ...
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WTF?
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Harvey OIswalds first attempt
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Faces of Meth
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zombie invasion...duh
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Who turned the cold tap on?
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A COUNTER STRIKE FANATIC
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Welcome to /k/, you must be new here. Don't worry, everything is normal.
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tweekers rock!
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Kevin found that giant beta-blockers helped to steady his aim considerably in the combined swimming and marksmanship discipline.
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It's Man Afraid of His Shoes from Wordforge! His obsession for cookies and German assault rifles know no bounds!
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he got to stop playing counter strike.....head shot ????
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cocaine paranoia
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What actually happened in Home Alone!
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"Kill the terrorists, by shooting them in the head,
They can't bomb you,if you shoot them dead" -
Dont tell the monkey!!!!
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The Fal Out
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Bitch, you get outta here, before I cap yo' ass.
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Crazy Norwegian Fucker
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Yeah, I've the last cookie! You want it? Try getting it back...
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cookies, shower, counter-strike
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its the only way for him to eat
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So thats whats in the mystery box... 950 points well spent = ]
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Will Smith: I was saving the cookie dough.
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g3a3 :O bf3 4 ever!
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Say hello to my little COOKIE
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the other part of the cookie monster with a gun picture
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So I was in the shower enjoying the most delicious chocolate chip cookie, when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...
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HIDING FROM THA COOKIEMONSTAH!
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- Bomb Armed -
- Terrorists Win -
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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I was the second gunmen in the shower with a cookie.
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Shoes is the arfcom God the the interwebs! The infamous shower cookie!
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Mom, I told YOU. NOT when I'm in the SHOWER!!
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I can't believe this picture has become this popular. The guy in question is a regular forum poster at Wordforge.net. He goes by the username "Man Afraid of his Shoes". Great guy, and a bit surreal for him too.
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MUM.........y is there a man with a G3 in the shower!!!!!
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I'm not crazy...
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The Cookie Monster is a BITCH!
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Gary Busey before he went nuts.
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True story: When my dad was selling coke, he had some trouble with his supplier. I mean, he smoked all the coke in two nights and the supplier wanted the money that he didn't have, so he carried his sawed off around the house for more than a week. He nearly shot my grandmother. My guess is that's pretty much what it must'a looked like to outsiders.
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gett away from my cookie!!!!
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Those zombie bastards can eat my brain but not my cookies.
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The bitch took my house, all my money and both cars but the cookie is all mine!
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terrorist also like cookies, and well..take long showers
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ARGH, if you flush the toilet again while I'm in here, I will kill you.
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Obviously, MAOHS had just gotten home from school and was enjoying a glass of milk and some cookies when he spilled his milk. While wiping the milk from the front of his shirt, he accidentally knocked the cup over again, spilling more milk on the floor. As he was cleaning up the milk on the floor, he tugged on the tablecloth, spilling the last of the milk all in his hair. Now, he needs a shower. So, he takes his cookie to the shower and as he's shampooing, he hears a strange noise. He is sooo glad he keeps his gun there for just such an emergency. My question is, just like every movie like this ever made, why didn't the person holding the camera go investigate the noise?
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Dont worry Mr Lampard the DJ's gone.
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My guess is that it has something to do with this: http://englishrussia.com/?p=1691
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I was in the shower enjoying a cookie, then I heard a suspicious noise.
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I stole the cookie from the, cookie jar - what the fuck you gonna do about it!
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It's my , only my this fucking Cookie Die mother-f****s
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Cookies is a sometimes food, and this is the time stay back mofo's
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did you just flush the toilet ?
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so i was enjoying a nice cookie in the shower minding my own buisness but then i heard a noise
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"Oh, I'm sorry, you startled me. Carry on."
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Shoes is king of arfcom!
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G. W. Bush
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Revenger of Elian Gonzales
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ALRIGHT CHUMS TIMES UP LET'S DO DIS... LEEEEEEROOOYYYYYYYY JENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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haha, pot.
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Red-neck at it's finest
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i am mother fuck dick suckin boobs of ur mams ass
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All your cookies are belong to me !!!!!!!!
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I've just watched Resident Evil
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Modern Warfare 3
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chicks make me go nuts!
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Led me finish taking a bath AND eat my cookie and then we can shoot eachother.
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warning!, he has a cookie
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my cookie......
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He is diabetic and becomes IRATE unless he eats his COOKIE
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Before i die i must eat something
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So i was taking a shower, eating a cookie, then i heard a noise!
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Damn these LSD cookies are good!!..............you hear something?, their after my cookies.
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Nice trigger discipline. Is that a Tollhouse?
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Better than a bottom bitch, a G-3
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First they came for my trans fats! Now they want to take my sugar!
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Red-neck at it's finest.
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hand on the pump.. =f
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om nom nom nom
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I stole yer cookie mutha-fucka!
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Meanwhile in Russia...
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MY COOKIE !!!
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well i was just enjoying my cookie when suddenly admiral ackbar busted in yelling its a trap so i was just sitting there like wtf dude?
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OMG ITZ GRAN TORINO
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NEVER write on his mirror.... EVER
zombies.
outside.
last bit of food.
let's rock mother-fucker.