Other's Explanations
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zombies.
outside.
last bit of food.
let's rock mother-fucker. -
So I was in the shower, eating a cookie, when I heard a noise...
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I hear him... the cookie monster is looking for me... but little does he know, I'm ready!
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I AM LEGEND
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Munchies + paranoia
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That MY cookay Bitch
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Das Gewehr muss niemals aus den Augen gelassen werden. Selbst beim Essen und Duschen.
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Elian Gonzalez today
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Fucking Norman Bates !!! I´m waiting
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Who's there?
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He has the cookie because he's taking a milk bath, and frankly why WOULDN'T you eat cookies whilst taking a milk bath. His gun is readied because he's taking that aforementioned milk bath during the beginning days of the Zombie Apocalypse. Not realizing how precious a commodity milk will become, he will soon regret his frivolity...and kill himself with that very same rifle.
(when will lolcat phrases and speech be outlawed on the internet. I hope soon because it is fucking retarded and people who still think it's funny should be fucking shot) -
WARNING: COOKIES MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF ECSTASY
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"Sir, my rations are running low... how much longer to i need to be in quarantine?"
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The true identity of the cookie monster...
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I was in the shower enjoying a cookie when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...
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cookie monster knows i stole his cookies!
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oompaloompa's want to rape the guy so he got a gun and hide in the bathroom and he was hungry so he ate a coockie :D
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i can hide, but i cant run
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I was in the shower eating a cookie while i heard a suspicius noise.
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The sad thing? I can totally see my fiance doing this.
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Charlie Sheen did all he could to protect his last tiger blood cookie.
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Blade at 45! Sweep the leg! Massive adrenaline dump!
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Barrio chino camper pete ^^ ¿En donde esta uste ahora? En dust_2 por largo jejejeje xD
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Rule #2
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Looks like Cookie-camper
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no!......this is MY MUFFIN!
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real life Left 4 Dead.
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i think that's a loofah, not a cookie...
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zombies don't take baths...
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Well he??s obviously paranoid, no doubt about it
Probably did some time in the Pen
The real question is where did he hide that cookie?
Do YOU see any pockets?
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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The bitch took all my money, my 401k, my house and both cars but the cookie is mine all mine!
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BITCH!!! I said in a fucking minute!!!
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Harvey OIswalds first attempt
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sedddctor cleadrddd...this fuking cookies are so goodddd...
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Malcolm X.
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Nobody's getting my fucking cookies now Haha!
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I told you kids the last cookie is mine!
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om nom nom,
i canz explain
1. its a trap
2. someones tryin to steal his cookie O.o -
is mine, all mine and only mine, I like the biscuit ... all runs or I'll shoot ...
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cookies, shower, counter-strike
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A COUNTER STRIKE FANATIC
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"Those jocks'll pay for stealing my clothes," Thought Jeremy, as he bit into his cookie, "oh, how they'll pay."
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Welcome to /k/, you must be new here. Don't worry, everything is normal.
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The Fal Out
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Hash Cookies
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Who turned the cold tap on?
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This picture actually comes from an epic thread on AR15.com where people were doing tributes to the I Am Legend scene with him in the bath with his dog and a rifle.... it got a litlle weird, then weirder, then this, then even worse.
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zombie invasion...duh
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"omg, so hungry.. must... protect... cookie...."
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cocaine paranoia
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its the only way for him to eat
his family is overweight they'd kill for a bite -
Faces of Meth
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Bate's Hotel this A-hole!
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the other part of the cookie monster with a gun picture
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Kevin found that giant beta-blockers helped to steady his aim considerably in the combined swimming and marksmanship discipline.
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"Kill the terrorists, by shooting them in the head,
They can't bomb you,if you shoot them dead" -
That f******g zombie cookie monster...
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The Cookie Monster is a BITCH!
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It's Man Afraid of His Shoes from Wordforge! His obsession for cookies and German assault rifles know no bounds!
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What actually happened in Home Alone!
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WTF?
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g3a3 :O bf3 4 ever!
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Say hello to my little COOKIE
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Yeah, I've the last cookie! You want it? Try getting it back...
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- Bomb Armed -
- Terrorists Win -
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ARGH, if you flush the toilet again while I'm in here, I will kill you.
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Crazy Norwegian Fucker
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So I was in the shower enjoying the most delicious chocolate chip cookie, when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...
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Mom, I told YOU. NOT when I'm in the SHOWER!!
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Bitch, you get outta here, before I cap yo' ass.
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Will Smith: I was saving the cookie dough.
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tweekers rock!
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gett away from my cookie!!!!
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Gary Busey before he went nuts.
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Shoes is the arfcom God the the interwebs! The infamous shower cookie!
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The bitch took my house, all my money and both cars but the cookie is all mine!
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So thats whats in the mystery box... 950 points well spent = ]
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"Oh, I'm sorry, you startled me. Carry on."
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Obviously, MAOHS had just gotten home from school and was enjoying a glass of milk and some cookies when he spilled his milk. While wiping the milk from the front of his shirt, he accidentally knocked the cup over again, spilling more milk on the floor. As he was cleaning up the milk on the floor, he tugged on the tablecloth, spilling the last of the milk all in his hair. Now, he needs a shower. So, he takes his cookie to the shower and as he's shampooing, he hears a strange noise. He is sooo glad he keeps his gun there for just such an emergency. My question is, just like every movie like this ever made, why didn't the person holding the camera go investigate the noise?
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I stole the cookie from the, cookie jar - what the fuck you gonna do about it!
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I can't believe this picture has become this popular. The guy in question is a regular forum poster at Wordforge.net. He goes by the username "Man Afraid of his Shoes". Great guy, and a bit surreal for him too.
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MUM.........y is there a man with a G3 in the shower!!!!!
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Dont tell the monkey!!!!
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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Those zombie bastards can eat my brain but not my cookies.
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I was in the shower enjoying a cookie, then I heard a suspicious noise.
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I was the second gunmen in the shower with a cookie.
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My guess is that it has something to do with this: http://englishrussia.com/?p=1691
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HIDING FROM THA COOKIEMONSTAH!
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terrorist also like cookies, and well..take long showers
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so i was enjoying a nice cookie in the shower minding my own buisness but then i heard a noise
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Dont worry Mr Lampard the DJ's gone.
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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did you just flush the toilet ?
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I'm not crazy...
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he got to stop playing counter strike.....head shot ????
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Modern Warfare 3
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Shoes is king of arfcom!
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True story: When my dad was selling coke, he had some trouble with his supplier. I mean, he smoked all the coke in two nights and the supplier wanted the money that he didn't have, so he carried his sawed off around the house for more than a week. He nearly shot my grandmother. My guess is that's pretty much what it must'a looked like to outsiders.
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warning!, he has a cookie
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my cookie......
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It's my , only my this fucking Cookie Die mother-f****s
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chicks make me go nuts!
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Revenger of Elian Gonzales
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ALRIGHT CHUMS TIMES UP LET'S DO DIS... LEEEEEEROOOYYYYYYYY JENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Nice trigger discipline. Is that a Tollhouse?
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Red-neck at it's finest
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Cookies is a sometimes food, and this is the time stay back mofo's
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First they came for my trans fats! Now they want to take my sugar!
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G. W. Bush
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He is diabetic and becomes IRATE unless he eats his COOKIE
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haha, pot.
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I've just watched Resident Evil
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i am mother fuck dick suckin boobs of ur mams ass
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Damn these LSD cookies are good!!..............you hear something?, their after my cookies.
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So i was taking a shower, eating a cookie, then i heard a noise!
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Before i die i must eat something
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Led me finish taking a bath AND eat my cookie and then we can shoot eachother.
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All your cookies are belong to me !!!!!!!!
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Better than a bottom bitch, a G-3
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om nom nom nom
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I stole yer cookie mutha-fucka!
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Red-neck at it's finest.
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hand on the pump.. =f
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OMG ITZ GRAN TORINO
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Meanwhile in Russia...
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well i was just enjoying my cookie when suddenly admiral ackbar busted in yelling its a trap so i was just sitting there like wtf dude?
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MY COOKIE !!!
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NEVER write on his mirror.... EVER
zombies.
outside.
last bit of food.
let's rock mother-fucker.