Other's Explanations
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zombies.
outside.
last bit of food.
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I hear him... the cookie monster is looking for me... but little does he know, I'm ready!
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So I was in the shower, eating a cookie, when I heard a noise...
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I AM LEGEND
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That MY cookay Bitch
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WARNING: COOKIES MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF ECSTASY
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The sad thing? I can totally see my fiance doing this.
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Das Gewehr muss niemals aus den Augen gelassen werden. Selbst beim Essen und Duschen.
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Elian Gonzalez today
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om nom nom,
i canz explain
1. its a trap
2. someones tryin to steal his cookie O.o -
He has the cookie because he's taking a milk bath, and frankly why WOULDN'T you eat cookies whilst taking a milk bath. His gun is readied because he's taking that aforementioned milk bath during the beginning days of the Zombie Apocalypse. Not realizing how precious a commodity milk will become, he will soon regret his frivolity...and kill himself with that very same rifle.
(when will lolcat phrases and speech be outlawed on the internet. I hope soon because it is fucking retarded and people who still think it's funny should be fucking shot) -
no!......this is MY MUFFIN!
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The true identity of the cookie monster...
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is mine, all mine and only mine, I like the biscuit ... all runs or I'll shoot ...
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cocaine paranoia
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Charlie Sheen did all he could to protect his last tiger blood cookie.
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Welcome to /k/, you must be new here. Don't worry, everything is normal.
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I was in the shower enjoying a cookie when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...
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i can hide, but i cant run
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Nobody's getting my fucking cookies now Haha!
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its the only way for him to eat
his family is overweight they'd kill for a bite -
oompaloompa's want to rape the guy so he got a gun and hide in the bathroom and he was hungry so he ate a coockie :D
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The bitch took all my money, my 401k, my house and both cars but the cookie is mine all mine!
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Munchies + paranoia
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I was in the shower enjoying a cookie, then I heard a suspicious noise.
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Hash Cookies
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So thats whats in the mystery box... 950 points well spent = ]
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he got to stop playing counter strike.....head shot ????
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real life Left 4 Dead.
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Who's there?
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terrorist also like cookies, and well..take long showers
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Dont worry Mr Lampard the DJ's gone.
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"Those jocks'll pay for stealing my clothes," Thought Jeremy, as he bit into his cookie, "oh, how they'll pay."
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gett away from my cookie!!!!
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BITCH!!! I said in a fucking minute!!!
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I was in the shower eating a cookie while i heard a suspicius noise.
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zombies don't take baths...
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It's Man Afraid of His Shoes from Wordforge! His obsession for cookies and German assault rifles know no bounds!
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cookie monster knows i stole his cookies!
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Will Smith: I was saving the cookie dough.
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I told you kids the last cookie is mine!
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Fucking Norman Bates !!! I´m waiting
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I'm not crazy...
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g3a3 :O bf3 4 ever!
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Barrio chino camper pete ^^ ¿En donde esta uste ahora? En dust_2 por largo jejejeje xD
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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WTF?
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Harvey OIswalds first attempt
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Cookies is a sometimes food, and this is the time stay back mofo's
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Gary Busey before he went nuts.
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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I can't believe this picture has become this popular. The guy in question is a regular forum poster at Wordforge.net. He goes by the username "Man Afraid of his Shoes". Great guy, and a bit surreal for him too.
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Malcolm X.
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Rule #2
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Well he??s obviously paranoid, no doubt about it
Probably did some time in the Pen
The real question is where did he hide that cookie?
Do YOU see any pockets?
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Damn these LSD cookies are good!!..............you hear something?, their after my cookies.
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Looks like Cookie-camper
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Say hello to my little COOKIE
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Who turned the cold tap on?
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i think that's a loofah, not a cookie...
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zombie invasion...duh
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I stole the cookie from the, cookie jar - what the fuck you gonna do about it!
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"Sir, my rations are running low... how much longer to i need to be in quarantine?"
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A COUNTER STRIKE FANATIC
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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Nice trigger discipline. Is that a Tollhouse?
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The bitch took my house, all my money and both cars but the cookie is all mine!
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Blade at 45! Sweep the leg! Massive adrenaline dump!
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Faces of Meth
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cookies, shower, counter-strike
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ARGH, if you flush the toilet again while I'm in here, I will kill you.
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Before i die i must eat something
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ALRIGHT CHUMS TIMES UP LET'S DO DIS... LEEEEEEROOOYYYYYYYY JENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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so i was enjoying a nice cookie in the shower minding my own buisness but then i heard a noise
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tweekers rock!
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I was the second gunmen in the shower with a cookie.
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That f******g zombie cookie monster...
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The Cookie Monster is a BITCH!
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the other part of the cookie monster with a gun picture
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Kevin found that giant beta-blockers helped to steady his aim considerably in the combined swimming and marksmanship discipline.
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my cookie......
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Those zombie bastards can eat my brain but not my cookies.
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What actually happened in Home Alone!
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Dont tell the monkey!!!!
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The Fal Out
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Obviously, MAOHS had just gotten home from school and was enjoying a glass of milk and some cookies when he spilled his milk. While wiping the milk from the front of his shirt, he accidentally knocked the cup over again, spilling more milk on the floor. As he was cleaning up the milk on the floor, he tugged on the tablecloth, spilling the last of the milk all in his hair. Now, he needs a shower. So, he takes his cookie to the shower and as he's shampooing, he hears a strange noise. He is sooo glad he keeps his gun there for just such an emergency. My question is, just like every movie like this ever made, why didn't the person holding the camera go investigate the noise?
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"omg, so hungry.. must... protect... cookie...."
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Bitch, you get outta here, before I cap yo' ass.
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So I was in the shower enjoying the most delicious chocolate chip cookie, when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...
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HIDING FROM THA COOKIEMONSTAH!
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"Oh, I'm sorry, you startled me. Carry on."
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Mom, I told YOU. NOT when I'm in the SHOWER!!
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sedddctor cleadrddd...this fuking cookies are so goodddd...
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Bate's Hotel this A-hole!
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Red-neck at it's finest.
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- Terrorists Win -
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True story: When my dad was selling coke, he had some trouble with his supplier. I mean, he smoked all the coke in two nights and the supplier wanted the money that he didn't have, so he carried his sawed off around the house for more than a week. He nearly shot my grandmother. My guess is that's pretty much what it must'a looked like to outsiders.
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Shoes is the arfcom God the the interwebs! The infamous shower cookie!
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did you just flush the toilet ?
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G. W. Bush
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warning!, he has a cookie
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I've just watched Resident Evil
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My guess is that it has something to do with this: http://englishrussia.com/?p=1691
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om nom nom nom
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First they came for my trans fats! Now they want to take my sugar!
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Red-neck at it's finest
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i am mother fuck dick suckin boobs of ur mams ass
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Led me finish taking a bath AND eat my cookie and then we can shoot eachother.
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MUM.........y is there a man with a G3 in the shower!!!!!
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Shoes is king of arfcom!
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All your cookies are belong to me !!!!!!!!
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Crazy Norwegian Fucker
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It's my , only my this fucking Cookie Die mother-f****s
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haha, pot.
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This picture actually comes from an epic thread on AR15.com where people were doing tributes to the I Am Legend scene with him in the bath with his dog and a rifle.... it got a litlle weird, then weirder, then this, then even worse.
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Modern Warfare 3
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Revenger of Elian Gonzales
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hand on the pump.. =f
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"Kill the terrorists, by shooting them in the head,
They can't bomb you,if you shoot them dead" -
chicks make me go nuts!
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Yeah, I've the last cookie! You want it? Try getting it back...
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Better than a bottom bitch, a G-3
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MY COOKIE !!!
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He is diabetic and becomes IRATE unless he eats his COOKIE
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So i was taking a shower, eating a cookie, then i heard a noise!
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NEVER write on his mirror.... EVER
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well i was just enjoying my cookie when suddenly admiral ackbar busted in yelling its a trap so i was just sitting there like wtf dude?
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I stole yer cookie mutha-fucka!
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Meanwhile in Russia...
zombies.
outside.
last bit of food.
let's rock mother-fucker.