Other's Explanations
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zombies.
outside.
last bit of food.
let's rock mother-fucker. -
So I was in the shower, eating a cookie, when I heard a noise...
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I hear him... the cookie monster is looking for me... but little does he know, I'm ready!
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I AM LEGEND
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That MY cookay Bitch
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Munchies + paranoia
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WARNING: COOKIES MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF ECSTASY
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Fucking Norman Bates !!! I´m waiting
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Das Gewehr muss niemals aus den Augen gelassen werden. Selbst beim Essen und Duschen.
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i can hide, but i cant run
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He has the cookie because he's taking a milk bath, and frankly why WOULDN'T you eat cookies whilst taking a milk bath. His gun is readied because he's taking that aforementioned milk bath during the beginning days of the Zombie Apocalypse. Not realizing how precious a commodity milk will become, he will soon regret his frivolity...and kill himself with that very same rifle.
(when will lolcat phrases and speech be outlawed on the internet. I hope soon because it is fucking retarded and people who still think it's funny should be fucking shot) -
Who's there?
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The sad thing? I can totally see my fiance doing this.
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"Sir, my rations are running low... how much longer to i need to be in quarantine?"
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I was in the shower enjoying a cookie when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...
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cookie monster knows i stole his cookies!
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Elian Gonzalez today
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The true identity of the cookie monster...
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Blade at 45! Sweep the leg! Massive adrenaline dump!
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Rule #2
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I was in the shower eating a cookie while i heard a suspicius noise.
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Barrio chino camper pete ^^ ¿En donde esta uste ahora? En dust_2 por largo jejejeje xD
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oompaloompa's want to rape the guy so he got a gun and hide in the bathroom and he was hungry so he ate a coockie :D
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i think that's a loofah, not a cookie...
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Looks like Cookie-camper
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Charlie Sheen did all he could to protect his last tiger blood cookie.
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no!......this is MY MUFFIN!
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real life Left 4 Dead.
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Well he??s obviously paranoid, no doubt about it
Probably did some time in the Pen
The real question is where did he hide that cookie?
Do YOU see any pockets?
-Murax -
om nom nom,
i canz explain
1. its a trap
2. someones tryin to steal his cookie O.o -
Malcolm X.
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Hash Cookies
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I told you kids the last cookie is mine!
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"omg, so hungry.. must... protect... cookie...."
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"Those jocks'll pay for stealing my clothes," Thought Jeremy, as he bit into his cookie, "oh, how they'll pay."
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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The bitch took all my money, my 401k, my house and both cars but the cookie is mine all mine!
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This picture actually comes from an epic thread on AR15.com where people were doing tributes to the I Am Legend scene with him in the bath with his dog and a rifle.... it got a litlle weird, then weirder, then this, then even worse.
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Nobody's getting my fucking cookies now Haha!
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Bate's Hotel this A-hole!
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That f******g zombie cookie monster...
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sedddctor cleadrddd...this fuking cookies are so goodddd...
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is mine, all mine and only mine, I like the biscuit ... all runs or I'll shoot ...
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zombies don't take baths...
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Harvey OIswalds first attempt
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Kevin found that giant beta-blockers helped to steady his aim considerably in the combined swimming and marksmanship discipline.
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Faces of Meth
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BITCH!!! I said in a fucking minute!!!
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zombie invasion...duh
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A COUNTER STRIKE FANATIC
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WTF?
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Welcome to /k/, you must be new here. Don't worry, everything is normal.
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he got to stop playing counter strike.....head shot ????
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tweekers rock!
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cocaine paranoia
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Who turned the cold tap on?
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"Kill the terrorists, by shooting them in the head,
They can't bomb you,if you shoot them dead" -
its the only way for him to eat
his family is overweight they'd kill for a bite -
What actually happened in Home Alone!
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g3a3 :O bf3 4 ever!
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Dont tell the monkey!!!!
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It's Man Afraid of His Shoes from Wordforge! His obsession for cookies and German assault rifles know no bounds!
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The Fal Out
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So thats whats in the mystery box... 950 points well spent = ]
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Bitch, you get outta here, before I cap yo' ass.
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the other part of the cookie monster with a gun picture
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Yeah, I've the last cookie! You want it? Try getting it back...
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Crazy Norwegian Fucker
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Will Smith: I was saving the cookie dough.
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HIDING FROM THA COOKIEMONSTAH!
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Say hello to my little COOKIE
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I was the second gunmen in the shower with a cookie.
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cookies, shower, counter-strike
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Mom, I told YOU. NOT when I'm in the SHOWER!!
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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I can't believe this picture has become this popular. The guy in question is a regular forum poster at Wordforge.net. He goes by the username "Man Afraid of his Shoes". Great guy, and a bit surreal for him too.
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So I was in the shower enjoying the most delicious chocolate chip cookie, when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...
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The Cookie Monster is a BITCH!
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- Bomb Armed -
- Terrorists Win -
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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MUM.........y is there a man with a G3 in the shower!!!!!
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I'm not crazy...
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ARGH, if you flush the toilet again while I'm in here, I will kill you.
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True story: When my dad was selling coke, he had some trouble with his supplier. I mean, he smoked all the coke in two nights and the supplier wanted the money that he didn't have, so he carried his sawed off around the house for more than a week. He nearly shot my grandmother. My guess is that's pretty much what it must'a looked like to outsiders.
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Shoes is the arfcom God the the interwebs! The infamous shower cookie!
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Dont worry Mr Lampard the DJ's gone.
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gett away from my cookie!!!!
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Those zombie bastards can eat my brain but not my cookies.
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The bitch took my house, all my money and both cars but the cookie is all mine!
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Gary Busey before he went nuts.
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terrorist also like cookies, and well..take long showers
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Cookies is a sometimes food, and this is the time stay back mofo's
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Obviously, MAOHS had just gotten home from school and was enjoying a glass of milk and some cookies when he spilled his milk. While wiping the milk from the front of his shirt, he accidentally knocked the cup over again, spilling more milk on the floor. As he was cleaning up the milk on the floor, he tugged on the tablecloth, spilling the last of the milk all in his hair. Now, he needs a shower. So, he takes his cookie to the shower and as he's shampooing, he hears a strange noise. He is sooo glad he keeps his gun there for just such an emergency. My question is, just like every movie like this ever made, why didn't the person holding the camera go investigate the noise?
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I was in the shower enjoying a cookie, then I heard a suspicious noise.
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My guess is that it has something to do with this: http://englishrussia.com/?p=1691
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so i was enjoying a nice cookie in the shower minding my own buisness but then i heard a noise
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It's my , only my this fucking Cookie Die mother-f****s
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I stole the cookie from the, cookie jar - what the fuck you gonna do about it!
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did you just flush the toilet ?
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"Oh, I'm sorry, you startled me. Carry on."
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G. W. Bush
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Revenger of Elian Gonzales
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Shoes is king of arfcom!
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ALRIGHT CHUMS TIMES UP LET'S DO DIS... LEEEEEEROOOYYYYYYYY JENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Red-neck at it's finest
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haha, pot.
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i am mother fuck dick suckin boobs of ur mams ass
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All your cookies are belong to me !!!!!!!!
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Led me finish taking a bath AND eat my cookie and then we can shoot eachother.
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I've just watched Resident Evil
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my cookie......
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Modern Warfare 3
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warning!, he has a cookie
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chicks make me go nuts!
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Damn these LSD cookies are good!!..............you hear something?, their after my cookies.
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So i was taking a shower, eating a cookie, then i heard a noise!
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He is diabetic and becomes IRATE unless he eats his COOKIE
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Before i die i must eat something
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Better than a bottom bitch, a G-3
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Nice trigger discipline. Is that a Tollhouse?
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First they came for my trans fats! Now they want to take my sugar!
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hand on the pump.. =f
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om nom nom nom
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Red-neck at it's finest.
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I stole yer cookie mutha-fucka!
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MY COOKIE !!!
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Meanwhile in Russia...
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OMG ITZ GRAN TORINO
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well i was just enjoying my cookie when suddenly admiral ackbar busted in yelling its a trap so i was just sitting there like wtf dude?
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NEVER write on his mirror.... EVER
zombies.
outside.
last bit of food.
let's rock mother-fucker.