Other's Explanations
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zombies.
outside.
last bit of food.
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I hear him... the cookie monster is looking for me... but little does he know, I'm ready!
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So I was in the shower, eating a cookie, when I heard a noise...
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I AM LEGEND
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That MY cookay Bitch
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WARNING: COOKIES MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF ECSTASY
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The sad thing? I can totally see my fiance doing this.
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Das Gewehr muss niemals aus den Augen gelassen werden. Selbst beim Essen und Duschen.
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i can hide, but i cant run
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om nom nom,
i canz explain
1. its a trap
2. someones tryin to steal his cookie O.o -
I was in the shower enjoying a cookie when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...
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Munchies + paranoia
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The true identity of the cookie monster...
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I was in the shower eating a cookie while i heard a suspicius noise.
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He has the cookie because he's taking a milk bath, and frankly why WOULDN'T you eat cookies whilst taking a milk bath. His gun is readied because he's taking that aforementioned milk bath during the beginning days of the Zombie Apocalypse. Not realizing how precious a commodity milk will become, he will soon regret his frivolity...and kill himself with that very same rifle.
(when will lolcat phrases and speech be outlawed on the internet. I hope soon because it is fucking retarded and people who still think it's funny should be fucking shot) -
"Those jocks'll pay for stealing my clothes," Thought Jeremy, as he bit into his cookie, "oh, how they'll pay."
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Fucking Norman Bates !!! I´m waiting
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Who's there?
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Barrio chino camper pete ^^ ¿En donde esta uste ahora? En dust_2 por largo jejejeje xD
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is mine, all mine and only mine, I like the biscuit ... all runs or I'll shoot ...
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its the only way for him to eat
his family is overweight they'd kill for a bite -
cookie monster knows i stole his cookies!
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Blade at 45! Sweep the leg! Massive adrenaline dump!
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WTF?
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Cookies is a sometimes food, and this is the time stay back mofo's
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Dont worry Mr Lampard the DJ's gone.
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The bitch took all my money, my 401k, my house and both cars but the cookie is mine all mine!
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Elian Gonzalez today
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Rule #2
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he got to stop playing counter strike.....head shot ????
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Gary Busey before he went nuts.
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Nobody's getting my fucking cookies now Haha!
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Hash Cookies
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I told you kids the last cookie is mine!
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Looks like Cookie-camper
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A COUNTER STRIKE FANATIC
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cocaine paranoia
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I stole the cookie from the, cookie jar - what the fuck you gonna do about it!
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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Well he??s obviously paranoid, no doubt about it
Probably did some time in the Pen
The real question is where did he hide that cookie?
Do YOU see any pockets?
-Murax -
"Sir, my rations are running low... how much longer to i need to be in quarantine?"
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Charlie Sheen did all he could to protect his last tiger blood cookie.
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no!......this is MY MUFFIN!
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Welcome to /k/, you must be new here. Don't worry, everything is normal.
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The Fal Out
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I was in the shower enjoying a cookie, then I heard a suspicious noise.
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oompaloompa's want to rape the guy so he got a gun and hide in the bathroom and he was hungry so he ate a coockie :D
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i think that's a loofah, not a cookie...
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so i was enjoying a nice cookie in the shower minding my own buisness but then i heard a noise
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zombies don't take baths...
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real life Left 4 Dead.
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ALRIGHT CHUMS TIMES UP LET'S DO DIS... LEEEEEEROOOYYYYYYYY JENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Harvey OIswalds first attempt
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Kevin found that giant beta-blockers helped to steady his aim considerably in the combined swimming and marksmanship discipline.
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That f******g zombie cookie monster...
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Dont tell the monkey!!!!
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zombie invasion...duh
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Who turned the cold tap on?
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BITCH!!! I said in a fucking minute!!!
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sedddctor cleadrddd...this fuking cookies are so goodddd...
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So thats whats in the mystery box... 950 points well spent = ]
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Nice trigger discipline. Is that a Tollhouse?
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"omg, so hungry.. must... protect... cookie...."
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MUM.........y is there a man with a G3 in the shower!!!!!
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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g3a3 :O bf3 4 ever!
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It's Man Afraid of His Shoes from Wordforge! His obsession for cookies and German assault rifles know no bounds!
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Bitch, you get outta here, before I cap yo' ass.
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HIDING FROM THA COOKIEMONSTAH!
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The Cookie Monster is a BITCH!
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ARGH, if you flush the toilet again while I'm in here, I will kill you.
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Led me finish taking a bath AND eat my cookie and then we can shoot eachother.
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did you just flush the toilet ?
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Say hello to my little COOKIE
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I was the second gunmen in the shower with a cookie.
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It's my , only my this fucking Cookie Die mother-f****s
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terrorist also like cookies, and well..take long showers
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True story: When my dad was selling coke, he had some trouble with his supplier. I mean, he smoked all the coke in two nights and the supplier wanted the money that he didn't have, so he carried his sawed off around the house for more than a week. He nearly shot my grandmother. My guess is that's pretty much what it must'a looked like to outsiders.
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Malcolm X.
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Those zombie bastards can eat my brain but not my cookies.
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the other part of the cookie monster with a gun picture
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The bitch took my house, all my money and both cars but the cookie is all mine!
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G. W. Bush
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Damn these LSD cookies are good!!..............you hear something?, their after my cookies.
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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I can't believe this picture has become this popular. The guy in question is a regular forum poster at Wordforge.net. He goes by the username "Man Afraid of his Shoes". Great guy, and a bit surreal for him too.
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Crazy Norwegian Fucker
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I'm not crazy...
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"Kill the terrorists, by shooting them in the head,
They can't bomb you,if you shoot them dead" -
Revenger of Elian Gonzales
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Before i die i must eat something
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Mom, I told YOU. NOT when I'm in the SHOWER!!
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Bate's Hotel this A-hole!
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gett away from my cookie!!!!
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What actually happened in Home Alone!
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Shoes is the arfcom God the the interwebs! The infamous shower cookie!
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my cookie......
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Red-neck at it's finest
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cookies, shower, counter-strike
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Obviously, MAOHS had just gotten home from school and was enjoying a glass of milk and some cookies when he spilled his milk. While wiping the milk from the front of his shirt, he accidentally knocked the cup over again, spilling more milk on the floor. As he was cleaning up the milk on the floor, he tugged on the tablecloth, spilling the last of the milk all in his hair. Now, he needs a shower. So, he takes his cookie to the shower and as he's shampooing, he hears a strange noise. He is sooo glad he keeps his gun there for just such an emergency. My question is, just like every movie like this ever made, why didn't the person holding the camera go investigate the noise?
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tweekers rock!
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Shoes is king of arfcom!
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My guess is that it has something to do with this: http://englishrussia.com/?p=1691
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Will Smith: I was saving the cookie dough.
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So I was in the shower enjoying the most delicious chocolate chip cookie, when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...
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Faces of Meth
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"Oh, I'm sorry, you startled me. Carry on."
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- Terrorists Win -
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This picture actually comes from an epic thread on AR15.com where people were doing tributes to the I Am Legend scene with him in the bath with his dog and a rifle.... it got a litlle weird, then weirder, then this, then even worse.
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i am mother fuck dick suckin boobs of ur mams ass
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haha, pot.
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warning!, he has a cookie
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Yeah, I've the last cookie! You want it? Try getting it back...
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First they came for my trans fats! Now they want to take my sugar!
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chicks make me go nuts!
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hand on the pump.. =f
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I've just watched Resident Evil
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All your cookies are belong to me !!!!!!!!
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om nom nom nom
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Red-neck at it's finest.
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MY COOKIE !!!
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Better than a bottom bitch, a G-3
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He is diabetic and becomes IRATE unless he eats his COOKIE
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Modern Warfare 3
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So i was taking a shower, eating a cookie, then i heard a noise!
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NEVER write on his mirror.... EVER
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Meanwhile in Russia...
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I stole yer cookie mutha-fucka!
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OMG ITZ GRAN TORINO
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well i was just enjoying my cookie when suddenly admiral ackbar busted in yelling its a trap so i was just sitting there like wtf dude?
zombies.
outside.
last bit of food.
let's rock mother-fucker.