Other's Explanations
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zombies.
outside.
last bit of food.
let's rock mother-fucker. -
So I was in the shower, eating a cookie, when I heard a noise...
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I hear him... the cookie monster is looking for me... but little does he know, I'm ready!
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I AM LEGEND
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That MY cookay Bitch
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WARNING: COOKIES MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF ECSTASY
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Munchies + paranoia
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i can hide, but i cant run
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Fucking Norman Bates !!! I´m waiting
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Das Gewehr muss niemals aus den Augen gelassen werden. Selbst beim Essen und Duschen.
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He has the cookie because he's taking a milk bath, and frankly why WOULDN'T you eat cookies whilst taking a milk bath. His gun is readied because he's taking that aforementioned milk bath during the beginning days of the Zombie Apocalypse. Not realizing how precious a commodity milk will become, he will soon regret his frivolity...and kill himself with that very same rifle.
(when will lolcat phrases and speech be outlawed on the internet. I hope soon because it is fucking retarded and people who still think it's funny should be fucking shot) -
The sad thing? I can totally see my fiance doing this.
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The true identity of the cookie monster...
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I was in the shower enjoying a cookie when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...
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Who's there?
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"Sir, my rations are running low... how much longer to i need to be in quarantine?"
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Elian Gonzalez today
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Barrio chino camper pete ^^ ¿En donde esta uste ahora? En dust_2 por largo jejejeje xD
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oompaloompa's want to rape the guy so he got a gun and hide in the bathroom and he was hungry so he ate a coockie :D
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Blade at 45! Sweep the leg! Massive adrenaline dump!
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I was in the shower eating a cookie while i heard a suspicius noise.
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Looks like Cookie-camper
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no!......this is MY MUFFIN!
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cookie monster knows i stole his cookies!
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Rule #2
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om nom nom,
i canz explain
1. its a trap
2. someones tryin to steal his cookie O.o -
i think that's a loofah, not a cookie...
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The bitch took all my money, my 401k, my house and both cars but the cookie is mine all mine!
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real life Left 4 Dead.
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Nobody's getting my fucking cookies now Haha!
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Charlie Sheen did all he could to protect his last tiger blood cookie.
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Kevin found that giant beta-blockers helped to steady his aim considerably in the combined swimming and marksmanship discipline.
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Well he??s obviously paranoid, no doubt about it
Probably did some time in the Pen
The real question is where did he hide that cookie?
Do YOU see any pockets?
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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That f******g zombie cookie monster...
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Malcolm X.
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This picture actually comes from an epic thread on AR15.com where people were doing tributes to the I Am Legend scene with him in the bath with his dog and a rifle.... it got a litlle weird, then weirder, then this, then even worse.
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BITCH!!! I said in a fucking minute!!!
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Hash Cookies
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"Those jocks'll pay for stealing my clothes," Thought Jeremy, as he bit into his cookie, "oh, how they'll pay."
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I told you kids the last cookie is mine!
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Bate's Hotel this A-hole!
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its the only way for him to eat
his family is overweight they'd kill for a bite -
Harvey OIswalds first attempt
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zombie invasion...duh
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is mine, all mine and only mine, I like the biscuit ... all runs or I'll shoot ...
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"omg, so hungry.. must... protect... cookie...."
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WTF?
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Gary Busey before he went nuts.
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cocaine paranoia
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A COUNTER STRIKE FANATIC
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sedddctor cleadrddd...this fuking cookies are so goodddd...
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It's Man Afraid of His Shoes from Wordforge! His obsession for cookies and German assault rifles know no bounds!
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zombies don't take baths...
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Faces of Meth
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HIDING FROM THA COOKIEMONSTAH!
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- Bomb Armed -
- Terrorists Win -
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What actually happened in Home Alone!
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Welcome to /k/, you must be new here. Don't worry, everything is normal.
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he got to stop playing counter strike.....head shot ????
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tweekers rock!
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Cookies is a sometimes food, and this is the time stay back mofo's
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so i was enjoying a nice cookie in the shower minding my own buisness but then i heard a noise
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I was in the shower enjoying a cookie, then I heard a suspicious noise.
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Who turned the cold tap on?
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"Kill the terrorists, by shooting them in the head,
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The Cookie Monster is a BITCH!
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Bitch, you get outta here, before I cap yo' ass.
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Crazy Norwegian Fucker
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Will Smith: I was saving the cookie dough.
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MUM.........y is there a man with a G3 in the shower!!!!!
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The bitch took my house, all my money and both cars but the cookie is all mine!
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terrorist also like cookies, and well..take long showers
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The Fal Out
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So thats whats in the mystery box... 950 points well spent = ]
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gett away from my cookie!!!!
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Yeah, I've the last cookie! You want it? Try getting it back...
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I was the second gunmen in the shower with a cookie.
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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So I was in the shower enjoying the most delicious chocolate chip cookie, when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...
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g3a3 :O bf3 4 ever!
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Dont tell the monkey!!!!
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ARGH, if you flush the toilet again while I'm in here, I will kill you.
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Mom, I told YOU. NOT when I'm in the SHOWER!!
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I stole the cookie from the, cookie jar - what the fuck you gonna do about it!
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Red-neck at it's finest
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I can't believe this picture has become this popular. The guy in question is a regular forum poster at Wordforge.net. He goes by the username "Man Afraid of his Shoes". Great guy, and a bit surreal for him too.
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the other part of the cookie monster with a gun picture
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It's my , only my this fucking Cookie Die mother-f****s
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My guess is that it has something to do with this: http://englishrussia.com/?p=1691
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Dont worry Mr Lampard the DJ's gone.
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Obviously, MAOHS had just gotten home from school and was enjoying a glass of milk and some cookies when he spilled his milk. While wiping the milk from the front of his shirt, he accidentally knocked the cup over again, spilling more milk on the floor. As he was cleaning up the milk on the floor, he tugged on the tablecloth, spilling the last of the milk all in his hair. Now, he needs a shower. So, he takes his cookie to the shower and as he's shampooing, he hears a strange noise. He is sooo glad he keeps his gun there for just such an emergency. My question is, just like every movie like this ever made, why didn't the person holding the camera go investigate the noise?
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True story: When my dad was selling coke, he had some trouble with his supplier. I mean, he smoked all the coke in two nights and the supplier wanted the money that he didn't have, so he carried his sawed off around the house for more than a week. He nearly shot my grandmother. My guess is that's pretty much what it must'a looked like to outsiders.
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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Those zombie bastards can eat my brain but not my cookies.
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cookies, shower, counter-strike
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ALRIGHT CHUMS TIMES UP LET'S DO DIS... LEEEEEEROOOYYYYYYYY JENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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I'm not crazy...
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Say hello to my little COOKIE
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Shoes is the arfcom God the the interwebs! The infamous shower cookie!
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Shoes is king of arfcom!
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Revenger of Elian Gonzales
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"Oh, I'm sorry, you startled me. Carry on."
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did you just flush the toilet ?
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G. W. Bush
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I've just watched Resident Evil
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warning!, he has a cookie
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Led me finish taking a bath AND eat my cookie and then we can shoot eachother.
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Nice trigger discipline. Is that a Tollhouse?
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my cookie......
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Better than a bottom bitch, a G-3
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All your cookies are belong to me !!!!!!!!
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chicks make me go nuts!
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haha, pot.
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Before i die i must eat something
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i am mother fuck dick suckin boobs of ur mams ass
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Damn these LSD cookies are good!!..............you hear something?, their after my cookies.
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So i was taking a shower, eating a cookie, then i heard a noise!
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First they came for my trans fats! Now they want to take my sugar!
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Modern Warfare 3
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He is diabetic and becomes IRATE unless he eats his COOKIE
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hand on the pump.. =f
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om nom nom nom
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Red-neck at it's finest.
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Meanwhile in Russia...
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I stole yer cookie mutha-fucka!
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MY COOKIE !!!
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OMG ITZ GRAN TORINO
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well i was just enjoying my cookie when suddenly admiral ackbar busted in yelling its a trap so i was just sitting there like wtf dude?
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NEVER write on his mirror.... EVER
zombies.
outside.
last bit of food.
let's rock mother-fucker.