Other's Explanations
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zombies.
outside.
last bit of food.
let's rock mother-fucker. -
So I was in the shower, eating a cookie, when I heard a noise...
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I hear him... the cookie monster is looking for me... but little does he know, I'm ready!
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I AM LEGEND
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That MY cookay Bitch
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WARNING: COOKIES MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF ECSTASY
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Munchies + paranoia
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i can hide, but i cant run
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Fucking Norman Bates !!! I´m waiting
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"Sir, my rations are running low... how much longer to i need to be in quarantine?"
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Das Gewehr muss niemals aus den Augen gelassen werden. Selbst beim Essen und Duschen.
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The sad thing? I can totally see my fiance doing this.
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I was in the shower enjoying a cookie when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...
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Who's there?
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Elian Gonzalez today
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He has the cookie because he's taking a milk bath, and frankly why WOULDN'T you eat cookies whilst taking a milk bath. His gun is readied because he's taking that aforementioned milk bath during the beginning days of the Zombie Apocalypse. Not realizing how precious a commodity milk will become, he will soon regret his frivolity...and kill himself with that very same rifle.
(when will lolcat phrases and speech be outlawed on the internet. I hope soon because it is fucking retarded and people who still think it's funny should be fucking shot) -
cookie monster knows i stole his cookies!
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The true identity of the cookie monster...
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Blade at 45! Sweep the leg! Massive adrenaline dump!
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Barrio chino camper pete ^^ ¿En donde esta uste ahora? En dust_2 por largo jejejeje xD
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I was in the shower eating a cookie while i heard a suspicius noise.
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Rule #2
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i think that's a loofah, not a cookie...
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oompaloompa's want to rape the guy so he got a gun and hide in the bathroom and he was hungry so he ate a coockie :D
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no!......this is MY MUFFIN!
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Looks like Cookie-camper
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Well he??s obviously paranoid, no doubt about it
Probably did some time in the Pen
The real question is where did he hide that cookie?
Do YOU see any pockets?
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om nom nom,
i canz explain
1. its a trap
2. someones tryin to steal his cookie O.o -
Charlie Sheen did all he could to protect his last tiger blood cookie.
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real life Left 4 Dead.
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I told you kids the last cookie is mine!
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"Those jocks'll pay for stealing my clothes," Thought Jeremy, as he bit into his cookie, "oh, how they'll pay."
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Malcolm X.
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Hash Cookies
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"omg, so hungry.. must... protect... cookie...."
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Nobody's getting my fucking cookies now Haha!
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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BITCH!!! I said in a fucking minute!!!
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zombie invasion...duh
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The bitch took all my money, my 401k, my house and both cars but the cookie is mine all mine!
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This picture actually comes from an epic thread on AR15.com where people were doing tributes to the I Am Legend scene with him in the bath with his dog and a rifle.... it got a litlle weird, then weirder, then this, then even worse.
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Faces of Meth
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sedddctor cleadrddd...this fuking cookies are so goodddd...
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Kevin found that giant beta-blockers helped to steady his aim considerably in the combined swimming and marksmanship discipline.
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A COUNTER STRIKE FANATIC
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WTF?
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Harvey OIswalds first attempt
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That f******g zombie cookie monster...
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Bate's Hotel this A-hole!
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he got to stop playing counter strike.....head shot ????
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is mine, all mine and only mine, I like the biscuit ... all runs or I'll shoot ...
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zombies don't take baths...
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Welcome to /k/, you must be new here. Don't worry, everything is normal.
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It's Man Afraid of His Shoes from Wordforge! His obsession for cookies and German assault rifles know no bounds!
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its the only way for him to eat
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So thats whats in the mystery box... 950 points well spent = ]
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Who turned the cold tap on?
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"Kill the terrorists, by shooting them in the head,
They can't bomb you,if you shoot them dead" -
cocaine paranoia
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What actually happened in Home Alone!
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HIDING FROM THA COOKIEMONSTAH!
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Crazy Norwegian Fucker
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tweekers rock!
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The Fal Out
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MUM.........y is there a man with a G3 in the shower!!!!!
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g3a3 :O bf3 4 ever!
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I was the second gunmen in the shower with a cookie.
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cookies, shower, counter-strike
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Dont tell the monkey!!!!
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Bitch, you get outta here, before I cap yo' ass.
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the other part of the cookie monster with a gun picture
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Say hello to my little COOKIE
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Yeah, I've the last cookie! You want it? Try getting it back...
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- Bomb Armed -
- Terrorists Win -
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Mom, I told YOU. NOT when I'm in the SHOWER!!
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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Dont worry Mr Lampard the DJ's gone.
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I can't believe this picture has become this popular. The guy in question is a regular forum poster at Wordforge.net. He goes by the username "Man Afraid of his Shoes". Great guy, and a bit surreal for him too.
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Those zombie bastards can eat my brain but not my cookies.
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Will Smith: I was saving the cookie dough.
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terrorist also like cookies, and well..take long showers
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Cookies is a sometimes food, and this is the time stay back mofo's
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So I was in the shower enjoying the most delicious chocolate chip cookie, when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...
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Gary Busey before he went nuts.
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True story: When my dad was selling coke, he had some trouble with his supplier. I mean, he smoked all the coke in two nights and the supplier wanted the money that he didn't have, so he carried his sawed off around the house for more than a week. He nearly shot my grandmother. My guess is that's pretty much what it must'a looked like to outsiders.
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Shoes is the arfcom God the the interwebs! The infamous shower cookie!
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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The Cookie Monster is a BITCH!
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My guess is that it has something to do with this: http://englishrussia.com/?p=1691
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ARGH, if you flush the toilet again while I'm in here, I will kill you.
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Obviously, MAOHS had just gotten home from school and was enjoying a glass of milk and some cookies when he spilled his milk. While wiping the milk from the front of his shirt, he accidentally knocked the cup over again, spilling more milk on the floor. As he was cleaning up the milk on the floor, he tugged on the tablecloth, spilling the last of the milk all in his hair. Now, he needs a shower. So, he takes his cookie to the shower and as he's shampooing, he hears a strange noise. He is sooo glad he keeps his gun there for just such an emergency. My question is, just like every movie like this ever made, why didn't the person holding the camera go investigate the noise?
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gett away from my cookie!!!!
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The bitch took my house, all my money and both cars but the cookie is all mine!
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so i was enjoying a nice cookie in the shower minding my own buisness but then i heard a noise
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I was in the shower enjoying a cookie, then I heard a suspicious noise.
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I'm not crazy...
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It's my , only my this fucking Cookie Die mother-f****s
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"Oh, I'm sorry, you startled me. Carry on."
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Red-neck at it's finest
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I stole the cookie from the, cookie jar - what the fuck you gonna do about it!
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did you just flush the toilet ?
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Revenger of Elian Gonzales
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All your cookies are belong to me !!!!!!!!
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G. W. Bush
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Led me finish taking a bath AND eat my cookie and then we can shoot eachother.
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ALRIGHT CHUMS TIMES UP LET'S DO DIS... LEEEEEEROOOYYYYYYYY JENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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haha, pot.
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i am mother fuck dick suckin boobs of ur mams ass
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Shoes is king of arfcom!
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warning!, he has a cookie
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I've just watched Resident Evil
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my cookie......
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Damn these LSD cookies are good!!..............you hear something?, their after my cookies.
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Better than a bottom bitch, a G-3
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Modern Warfare 3
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chicks make me go nuts!
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He is diabetic and becomes IRATE unless he eats his COOKIE
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Nice trigger discipline. Is that a Tollhouse?
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So i was taking a shower, eating a cookie, then i heard a noise!
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First they came for my trans fats! Now they want to take my sugar!
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Before i die i must eat something
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hand on the pump.. =f
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Red-neck at it's finest.
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om nom nom nom
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I stole yer cookie mutha-fucka!
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Meanwhile in Russia...
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MY COOKIE !!!
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well i was just enjoying my cookie when suddenly admiral ackbar busted in yelling its a trap so i was just sitting there like wtf dude?
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OMG ITZ GRAN TORINO
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NEVER write on his mirror.... EVER
zombies.
outside.
last bit of food.
let's rock mother-fucker.