Other's Explanations
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zombies.
outside.
last bit of food.
let's rock mother-fucker. -
I hear him... the cookie monster is looking for me... but little does he know, I'm ready!
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So I was in the shower, eating a cookie, when I heard a noise...
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I AM LEGEND
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That MY cookay Bitch
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WARNING: COOKIES MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF ECSTASY
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Das Gewehr muss niemals aus den Augen gelassen werden. Selbst beim Essen und Duschen.
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The sad thing? I can totally see my fiance doing this.
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i can hide, but i cant run
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om nom nom,
i canz explain
1. its a trap
2. someones tryin to steal his cookie O.o -
I was in the shower enjoying a cookie when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...
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The true identity of the cookie monster...
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Munchies + paranoia
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I was in the shower eating a cookie while i heard a suspicius noise.
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Who's there?
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He has the cookie because he's taking a milk bath, and frankly why WOULDN'T you eat cookies whilst taking a milk bath. His gun is readied because he's taking that aforementioned milk bath during the beginning days of the Zombie Apocalypse. Not realizing how precious a commodity milk will become, he will soon regret his frivolity...and kill himself with that very same rifle.
(when will lolcat phrases and speech be outlawed on the internet. I hope soon because it is fucking retarded and people who still think it's funny should be fucking shot) -
its the only way for him to eat
his family is overweight they'd kill for a bite -
"Those jocks'll pay for stealing my clothes," Thought Jeremy, as he bit into his cookie, "oh, how they'll pay."
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Fucking Norman Bates !!! I´m waiting
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Barrio chino camper pete ^^ ¿En donde esta uste ahora? En dust_2 por largo jejejeje xD
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cookie monster knows i stole his cookies!
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WTF?
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is mine, all mine and only mine, I like the biscuit ... all runs or I'll shoot ...
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Nobody's getting my fucking cookies now Haha!
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Blade at 45! Sweep the leg! Massive adrenaline dump!
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Rule #2
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he got to stop playing counter strike.....head shot ????
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Cookies is a sometimes food, and this is the time stay back mofo's
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Looks like Cookie-camper
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Dont worry Mr Lampard the DJ's gone.
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The bitch took all my money, my 401k, my house and both cars but the cookie is mine all mine!
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Elian Gonzalez today
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Gary Busey before he went nuts.
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Hash Cookies
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A COUNTER STRIKE FANATIC
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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I told you kids the last cookie is mine!
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I stole the cookie from the, cookie jar - what the fuck you gonna do about it!
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no!......this is MY MUFFIN!
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Welcome to /k/, you must be new here. Don't worry, everything is normal.
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Well he??s obviously paranoid, no doubt about it
Probably did some time in the Pen
The real question is where did he hide that cookie?
Do YOU see any pockets?
-Murax -
cocaine paranoia
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Charlie Sheen did all he could to protect his last tiger blood cookie.
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so i was enjoying a nice cookie in the shower minding my own buisness but then i heard a noise
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I was in the shower enjoying a cookie, then I heard a suspicious noise.
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"Sir, my rations are running low... how much longer to i need to be in quarantine?"
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i think that's a loofah, not a cookie...
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The Fal Out
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oompaloompa's want to rape the guy so he got a gun and hide in the bathroom and he was hungry so he ate a coockie :D
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Who turned the cold tap on?
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real life Left 4 Dead.
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That f******g zombie cookie monster...
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zombie invasion...duh
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Kevin found that giant beta-blockers helped to steady his aim considerably in the combined swimming and marksmanship discipline.
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BITCH!!! I said in a fucking minute!!!
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ALRIGHT CHUMS TIMES UP LET'S DO DIS... LEEEEEEROOOYYYYYYYY JENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Dont tell the monkey!!!!
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sedddctor cleadrddd...this fuking cookies are so goodddd...
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zombies don't take baths...
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Harvey OIswalds first attempt
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"omg, so hungry.. must... protect... cookie...."
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Nice trigger discipline. Is that a Tollhouse?
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So thats whats in the mystery box... 950 points well spent = ]
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MUM.........y is there a man with a G3 in the shower!!!!!
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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g3a3 :O bf3 4 ever!
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It's Man Afraid of His Shoes from Wordforge! His obsession for cookies and German assault rifles know no bounds!
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did you just flush the toilet ?
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HIDING FROM THA COOKIEMONSTAH!
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Say hello to my little COOKIE
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The Cookie Monster is a BITCH!
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ARGH, if you flush the toilet again while I'm in here, I will kill you.
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True story: When my dad was selling coke, he had some trouble with his supplier. I mean, he smoked all the coke in two nights and the supplier wanted the money that he didn't have, so he carried his sawed off around the house for more than a week. He nearly shot my grandmother. My guess is that's pretty much what it must'a looked like to outsiders.
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Led me finish taking a bath AND eat my cookie and then we can shoot eachother.
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Bitch, you get outta here, before I cap yo' ass.
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Those zombie bastards can eat my brain but not my cookies.
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The bitch took my house, all my money and both cars but the cookie is all mine!
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G. W. Bush
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terrorist also like cookies, and well..take long showers
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Crazy Norwegian Fucker
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the other part of the cookie monster with a gun picture
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I'm not crazy...
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I was the second gunmen in the shower with a cookie.
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It's my , only my this fucking Cookie Die mother-f****s
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Malcolm X.
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"Kill the terrorists, by shooting them in the head,
They can't bomb you,if you shoot them dead" -
Mom, I told YOU. NOT when I'm in the SHOWER!!
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Damn these LSD cookies are good!!..............you hear something?, their after my cookies.
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Bate's Hotel this A-hole!
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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I can't believe this picture has become this popular. The guy in question is a regular forum poster at Wordforge.net. He goes by the username "Man Afraid of his Shoes". Great guy, and a bit surreal for him too.
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gett away from my cookie!!!!
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What actually happened in Home Alone!
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Revenger of Elian Gonzales
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Before i die i must eat something
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cookies, shower, counter-strike
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Will Smith: I was saving the cookie dough.
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my cookie......
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Red-neck at it's finest
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Obviously, MAOHS had just gotten home from school and was enjoying a glass of milk and some cookies when he spilled his milk. While wiping the milk from the front of his shirt, he accidentally knocked the cup over again, spilling more milk on the floor. As he was cleaning up the milk on the floor, he tugged on the tablecloth, spilling the last of the milk all in his hair. Now, he needs a shower. So, he takes his cookie to the shower and as he's shampooing, he hears a strange noise. He is sooo glad he keeps his gun there for just such an emergency. My question is, just like every movie like this ever made, why didn't the person holding the camera go investigate the noise?
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Shoes is the arfcom God the the interwebs! The infamous shower cookie!
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So I was in the shower enjoying the most delicious chocolate chip cookie, when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...
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My guess is that it has something to do with this: http://englishrussia.com/?p=1691
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tweekers rock!
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"Oh, I'm sorry, you startled me. Carry on."
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Shoes is king of arfcom!
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This picture actually comes from an epic thread on AR15.com where people were doing tributes to the I Am Legend scene with him in the bath with his dog and a rifle.... it got a litlle weird, then weirder, then this, then even worse.
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Faces of Meth
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i am mother fuck dick suckin boobs of ur mams ass
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- Bomb Armed -
- Terrorists Win -
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haha, pot.
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Yeah, I've the last cookie! You want it? Try getting it back...
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warning!, he has a cookie
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First they came for my trans fats! Now they want to take my sugar!
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chicks make me go nuts!
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hand on the pump.. =f
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All your cookies are belong to me !!!!!!!!
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om nom nom nom
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Red-neck at it's finest.
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I've just watched Resident Evil
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MY COOKIE !!!
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Better than a bottom bitch, a G-3
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He is diabetic and becomes IRATE unless he eats his COOKIE
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Modern Warfare 3
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So i was taking a shower, eating a cookie, then i heard a noise!
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NEVER write on his mirror.... EVER
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Meanwhile in Russia...
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I stole yer cookie mutha-fucka!
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OMG ITZ GRAN TORINO
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well i was just enjoying my cookie when suddenly admiral ackbar busted in yelling its a trap so i was just sitting there like wtf dude?
zombies.
outside.
last bit of food.
let's rock mother-fucker.