Other's Explanations
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zombies.
outside.
last bit of food.
let's rock mother-fucker. -
So I was in the shower, eating a cookie, when I heard a noise...
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I hear him... the cookie monster is looking for me... but little does he know, I'm ready!
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I AM LEGEND
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That MY cookay Bitch
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Munchies + paranoia
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Das Gewehr muss niemals aus den Augen gelassen werden. Selbst beim Essen und Duschen.
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He has the cookie because he's taking a milk bath, and frankly why WOULDN'T you eat cookies whilst taking a milk bath. His gun is readied because he's taking that aforementioned milk bath during the beginning days of the Zombie Apocalypse. Not realizing how precious a commodity milk will become, he will soon regret his frivolity...and kill himself with that very same rifle.
(when will lolcat phrases and speech be outlawed on the internet. I hope soon because it is fucking retarded and people who still think it's funny should be fucking shot) -
WARNING: COOKIES MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF ECSTASY
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Who's there?
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Elian Gonzalez today
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Fucking Norman Bates !!! I´m waiting
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The true identity of the cookie monster...
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cookie monster knows i stole his cookies!
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The sad thing? I can totally see my fiance doing this.
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I was in the shower enjoying a cookie when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...
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i can hide, but i cant run
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I was in the shower eating a cookie while i heard a suspicius noise.
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"Sir, my rations are running low... how much longer to i need to be in quarantine?"
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oompaloompa's want to rape the guy so he got a gun and hide in the bathroom and he was hungry so he ate a coockie :D
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Charlie Sheen did all he could to protect his last tiger blood cookie.
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Looks like Cookie-camper
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i think that's a loofah, not a cookie...
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Barrio chino camper pete ^^ ¿En donde esta uste ahora? En dust_2 por largo jejejeje xD
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Blade at 45! Sweep the leg! Massive adrenaline dump!
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Well he??s obviously paranoid, no doubt about it
Probably did some time in the Pen
The real question is where did he hide that cookie?
Do YOU see any pockets?
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Rule #2
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real life Left 4 Dead.
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no!......this is MY MUFFIN!
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sedddctor cleadrddd...this fuking cookies are so goodddd...
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zombies don't take baths...
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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The bitch took all my money, my 401k, my house and both cars but the cookie is mine all mine!
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Malcolm X.
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Harvey OIswalds first attempt
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om nom nom,
i canz explain
1. its a trap
2. someones tryin to steal his cookie O.o -
cookies, shower, counter-strike
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Nobody's getting my fucking cookies now Haha!
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A COUNTER STRIKE FANATIC
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BITCH!!! I said in a fucking minute!!!
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Hash Cookies
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cocaine paranoia
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is mine, all mine and only mine, I like the biscuit ... all runs or I'll shoot ...
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"Those jocks'll pay for stealing my clothes," Thought Jeremy, as he bit into his cookie, "oh, how they'll pay."
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Who turned the cold tap on?
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Faces of Meth
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Yeah, I've the last cookie! You want it? Try getting it back...
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zombie invasion...duh
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"omg, so hungry.. must... protect... cookie...."
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I told you kids the last cookie is mine!
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the other part of the cookie monster with a gun picture
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The Cookie Monster is a BITCH!
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its the only way for him to eat
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Bitch, you get outta here, before I cap yo' ass.
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Welcome to /k/, you must be new here. Don't worry, everything is normal.
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Kevin found that giant beta-blockers helped to steady his aim considerably in the combined swimming and marksmanship discipline.
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Say hello to my little COOKIE
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It's Man Afraid of His Shoes from Wordforge! His obsession for cookies and German assault rifles know no bounds!
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Bate's Hotel this A-hole!
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Will Smith: I was saving the cookie dough.
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This picture actually comes from an epic thread on AR15.com where people were doing tributes to the I Am Legend scene with him in the bath with his dog and a rifle.... it got a litlle weird, then weirder, then this, then even worse.
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WTF?
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The Fal Out
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Crazy Norwegian Fucker
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What actually happened in Home Alone!
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ARGH, if you flush the toilet again while I'm in here, I will kill you.
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So I was in the shower enjoying the most delicious chocolate chip cookie, when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...
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"Kill the terrorists, by shooting them in the head,
They can't bomb you,if you shoot them dead" -
That f******g zombie cookie monster...
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- Terrorists Win -
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I can't believe this picture has become this popular. The guy in question is a regular forum poster at Wordforge.net. He goes by the username "Man Afraid of his Shoes". Great guy, and a bit surreal for him too.
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Gary Busey before he went nuts.
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MUM.........y is there a man with a G3 in the shower!!!!!
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g3a3 :O bf3 4 ever!
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Mom, I told YOU. NOT when I'm in the SHOWER!!
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tweekers rock!
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gett away from my cookie!!!!
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The bitch took my house, all my money and both cars but the cookie is all mine!
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HIDING FROM THA COOKIEMONSTAH!
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"Oh, I'm sorry, you startled me. Carry on."
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My guess is that it has something to do with this: http://englishrussia.com/?p=1691
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Shoes is the arfcom God the the interwebs! The infamous shower cookie!
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I stole the cookie from the, cookie jar - what the fuck you gonna do about it!
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he got to stop playing counter strike.....head shot ????
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terrorist also like cookies, and well..take long showers
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Obviously, MAOHS had just gotten home from school and was enjoying a glass of milk and some cookies when he spilled his milk. While wiping the milk from the front of his shirt, he accidentally knocked the cup over again, spilling more milk on the floor. As he was cleaning up the milk on the floor, he tugged on the tablecloth, spilling the last of the milk all in his hair. Now, he needs a shower. So, he takes his cookie to the shower and as he's shampooing, he hears a strange noise. He is sooo glad he keeps his gun there for just such an emergency. My question is, just like every movie like this ever made, why didn't the person holding the camera go investigate the noise?
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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I was in the shower enjoying a cookie, then I heard a suspicious noise.
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So thats whats in the mystery box... 950 points well spent = ]
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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I was the second gunmen in the shower with a cookie.
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Dont tell the monkey!!!!
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so i was enjoying a nice cookie in the shower minding my own buisness but then i heard a noise
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I'm not crazy...
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Dont worry Mr Lampard the DJ's gone.
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Those zombie bastards can eat my brain but not my cookies.
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did you just flush the toilet ?
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True story: When my dad was selling coke, he had some trouble with his supplier. I mean, he smoked all the coke in two nights and the supplier wanted the money that he didn't have, so he carried his sawed off around the house for more than a week. He nearly shot my grandmother. My guess is that's pretty much what it must'a looked like to outsiders.
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warning!, he has a cookie
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Revenger of Elian Gonzales
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Modern Warfare 3
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ALRIGHT CHUMS TIMES UP LET'S DO DIS... LEEEEEEROOOYYYYYYYY JENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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my cookie......
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It's my , only my this fucking Cookie Die mother-f****s
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I've just watched Resident Evil
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i am mother fuck dick suckin boobs of ur mams ass
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He is diabetic and becomes IRATE unless he eats his COOKIE
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Shoes is king of arfcom!
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Red-neck at it's finest
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chicks make me go nuts!
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Cookies is a sometimes food, and this is the time stay back mofo's
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First they came for my trans fats! Now they want to take my sugar!
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Nice trigger discipline. Is that a Tollhouse?
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So i was taking a shower, eating a cookie, then i heard a noise!
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haha, pot.
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G. W. Bush
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All your cookies are belong to me !!!!!!!!
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Before i die i must eat something
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Damn these LSD cookies are good!!..............you hear something?, their after my cookies.
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om nom nom nom
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Led me finish taking a bath AND eat my cookie and then we can shoot eachother.
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Better than a bottom bitch, a G-3
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Red-neck at it's finest.
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hand on the pump.. =f
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I stole yer cookie mutha-fucka!
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Meanwhile in Russia...
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OMG ITZ GRAN TORINO
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well i was just enjoying my cookie when suddenly admiral ackbar busted in yelling its a trap so i was just sitting there like wtf dude?
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MY COOKIE !!!
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NEVER write on his mirror.... EVER
zombies.
outside.
last bit of food.
let's rock mother-fucker.