Other's Explanations
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zombies.
outside.
last bit of food.
let's rock mother-fucker. -
So I was in the shower, eating a cookie, when I heard a noise...
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I hear him... the cookie monster is looking for me... but little does he know, I'm ready!
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I AM LEGEND
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That MY cookay Bitch
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Munchies + paranoia
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Das Gewehr muss niemals aus den Augen gelassen werden. Selbst beim Essen und Duschen.
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Fucking Norman Bates !!! I´m waiting
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i can hide, but i cant run
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He has the cookie because he's taking a milk bath, and frankly why WOULDN'T you eat cookies whilst taking a milk bath. His gun is readied because he's taking that aforementioned milk bath during the beginning days of the Zombie Apocalypse. Not realizing how precious a commodity milk will become, he will soon regret his frivolity...and kill himself with that very same rifle.
(when will lolcat phrases and speech be outlawed on the internet. I hope soon because it is fucking retarded and people who still think it's funny should be fucking shot) -
Elian Gonzalez today
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WARNING: COOKIES MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF ECSTASY
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The true identity of the cookie monster...
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"Sir, my rations are running low... how much longer to i need to be in quarantine?"
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oompaloompa's want to rape the guy so he got a gun and hide in the bathroom and he was hungry so he ate a coockie :D
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Blade at 45! Sweep the leg! Massive adrenaline dump!
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I was in the shower eating a cookie while i heard a suspicius noise.
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Barrio chino camper pete ^^ ¿En donde esta uste ahora? En dust_2 por largo jejejeje xD
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Who's there?
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Charlie Sheen did all he could to protect his last tiger blood cookie.
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I was in the shower enjoying a cookie when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...
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zombies don't take baths...
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cookie monster knows i stole his cookies!
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The sad thing? I can totally see my fiance doing this.
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Rule #2
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The bitch took all my money, my 401k, my house and both cars but the cookie is mine all mine!
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no!......this is MY MUFFIN!
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Looks like Cookie-camper
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real life Left 4 Dead.
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cookies, shower, counter-strike
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Well he??s obviously paranoid, no doubt about it
Probably did some time in the Pen
The real question is where did he hide that cookie?
Do YOU see any pockets?
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i think that's a loofah, not a cookie...
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Malcolm X.
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Nobody's getting my fucking cookies now Haha!
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is mine, all mine and only mine, I like the biscuit ... all runs or I'll shoot ...
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cocaine paranoia
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"omg, so hungry.. must... protect... cookie...."
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BITCH!!! I said in a fucking minute!!!
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Harvey OIswalds first attempt
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I told you kids the last cookie is mine!
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zombie invasion...duh
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That f******g zombie cookie monster...
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The Cookie Monster is a BITCH!
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om nom nom,
i canz explain
1. its a trap
2. someones tryin to steal his cookie O.o -
WTF?
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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Hash Cookies
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A COUNTER STRIKE FANATIC
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g3a3 :O bf3 4 ever!
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so i was enjoying a nice cookie in the shower minding my own buisness but then i heard a noise
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Mom, I told YOU. NOT when I'm in the SHOWER!!
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Who turned the cold tap on?
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its the only way for him to eat
his family is overweight they'd kill for a bite -
sedddctor cleadrddd...this fuking cookies are so goodddd...
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Crazy Norwegian Fucker
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Faces of Meth
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Yeah, I've the last cookie! You want it? Try getting it back...
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Bate's Hotel this A-hole!
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"Those jocks'll pay for stealing my clothes," Thought Jeremy, as he bit into his cookie, "oh, how they'll pay."
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What actually happened in Home Alone!
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tweekers rock!
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the other part of the cookie monster with a gun picture
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So I was in the shower enjoying the most delicious chocolate chip cookie, when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...
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The Fal Out
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I'm not crazy...
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"Kill the terrorists, by shooting them in the head,
They can't bomb you,if you shoot them dead" -
Welcome to /k/, you must be new here. Don't worry, everything is normal.
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Kevin found that giant beta-blockers helped to steady his aim considerably in the combined swimming and marksmanship discipline.
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Dont tell the monkey!!!!
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So thats whats in the mystery box... 950 points well spent = ]
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Bitch, you get outta here, before I cap yo' ass.
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The bitch took my house, all my money and both cars but the cookie is all mine!
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Obviously, MAOHS had just gotten home from school and was enjoying a glass of milk and some cookies when he spilled his milk. While wiping the milk from the front of his shirt, he accidentally knocked the cup over again, spilling more milk on the floor. As he was cleaning up the milk on the floor, he tugged on the tablecloth, spilling the last of the milk all in his hair. Now, he needs a shower. So, he takes his cookie to the shower and as he's shampooing, he hears a strange noise. He is sooo glad he keeps his gun there for just such an emergency. My question is, just like every movie like this ever made, why didn't the person holding the camera go investigate the noise?
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Will Smith: I was saving the cookie dough.
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This picture actually comes from an epic thread on AR15.com where people were doing tributes to the I Am Legend scene with him in the bath with his dog and a rifle.... it got a litlle weird, then weirder, then this, then even worse.
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My guess is that it has something to do with this: http://englishrussia.com/?p=1691
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Gary Busey before he went nuts.
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ARGH, if you flush the toilet again while I'm in here, I will kill you.
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I stole the cookie from the, cookie jar - what the fuck you gonna do about it!
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I can't believe this picture has become this popular. The guy in question is a regular forum poster at Wordforge.net. He goes by the username "Man Afraid of his Shoes". Great guy, and a bit surreal for him too.
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MUM.........y is there a man with a G3 in the shower!!!!!
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It's Man Afraid of His Shoes from Wordforge! His obsession for cookies and German assault rifles know no bounds!
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gett away from my cookie!!!!
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I was in the shower enjoying a cookie, then I heard a suspicious noise.
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HIDING FROM THA COOKIEMONSTAH!
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Say hello to my little COOKIE
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terrorist also like cookies, and well..take long showers
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Dont worry Mr Lampard the DJ's gone.
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- Bomb Armed -
- Terrorists Win -
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Shoes is the arfcom God the the interwebs! The infamous shower cookie!
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It's my , only my this fucking Cookie Die mother-f****s
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he got to stop playing counter strike.....head shot ????
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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Modern Warfare 3
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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warning!, he has a cookie
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Cookies is a sometimes food, and this is the time stay back mofo's
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Those zombie bastards can eat my brain but not my cookies.
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He is diabetic and becomes IRATE unless he eats his COOKIE
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True story: When my dad was selling coke, he had some trouble with his supplier. I mean, he smoked all the coke in two nights and the supplier wanted the money that he didn't have, so he carried his sawed off around the house for more than a week. He nearly shot my grandmother. My guess is that's pretty much what it must'a looked like to outsiders.
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First they came for my trans fats! Now they want to take my sugar!
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did you just flush the toilet ?
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I was the second gunmen in the shower with a cookie.
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"Oh, I'm sorry, you startled me. Carry on."
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my cookie......
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Red-neck at it's finest
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Shoes is king of arfcom!
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I've just watched Resident Evil
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Nice trigger discipline. Is that a Tollhouse?
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chicks make me go nuts!
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Revenger of Elian Gonzales
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ALRIGHT CHUMS TIMES UP LET'S DO DIS... LEEEEEEROOOYYYYYYYY JENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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i am mother fuck dick suckin boobs of ur mams ass
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Better than a bottom bitch, a G-3
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haha, pot.
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All your cookies are belong to me !!!!!!!!
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om nom nom nom
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Led me finish taking a bath AND eat my cookie and then we can shoot eachother.
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I stole yer cookie mutha-fucka!
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So i was taking a shower, eating a cookie, then i heard a noise!
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Damn these LSD cookies are good!!..............you hear something?, their after my cookies.
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Before i die i must eat something
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G. W. Bush
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Red-neck at it's finest.
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hand on the pump.. =f
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OMG ITZ GRAN TORINO
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Meanwhile in Russia...
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well i was just enjoying my cookie when suddenly admiral ackbar busted in yelling its a trap so i was just sitting there like wtf dude?
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NEVER write on his mirror.... EVER
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MY COOKIE !!!
zombies.
outside.
last bit of food.
let's rock mother-fucker.