Other's Explanations
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zombies.
outside.
last bit of food.
let's rock mother-fucker. -
So I was in the shower, eating a cookie, when I heard a noise...
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I hear him... the cookie monster is looking for me... but little does he know, I'm ready!
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I AM LEGEND
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That MY cookay Bitch
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WARNING: COOKIES MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF ECSTASY
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i can hide, but i cant run
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I was in the shower enjoying a cookie when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...
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Das Gewehr muss niemals aus den Augen gelassen werden. Selbst beim Essen und Duschen.
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The sad thing? I can totally see my fiance doing this.
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Fucking Norman Bates !!! I´m waiting
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Munchies + paranoia
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"Sir, my rations are running low... how much longer to i need to be in quarantine?"
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He has the cookie because he's taking a milk bath, and frankly why WOULDN'T you eat cookies whilst taking a milk bath. His gun is readied because he's taking that aforementioned milk bath during the beginning days of the Zombie Apocalypse. Not realizing how precious a commodity milk will become, he will soon regret his frivolity...and kill himself with that very same rifle.
(when will lolcat phrases and speech be outlawed on the internet. I hope soon because it is fucking retarded and people who still think it's funny should be fucking shot) -
The true identity of the cookie monster...
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Who's there?
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Blade at 45! Sweep the leg! Massive adrenaline dump!
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cookie monster knows i stole his cookies!
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Looks like Cookie-camper
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om nom nom,
i canz explain
1. its a trap
2. someones tryin to steal his cookie O.o -
oompaloompa's want to rape the guy so he got a gun and hide in the bathroom and he was hungry so he ate a coockie :D
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Elian Gonzalez today
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Rule #2
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I was in the shower eating a cookie while i heard a suspicius noise.
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Barrio chino camper pete ^^ ¿En donde esta uste ahora? En dust_2 por largo jejejeje xD
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Well he??s obviously paranoid, no doubt about it
Probably did some time in the Pen
The real question is where did he hide that cookie?
Do YOU see any pockets?
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no!......this is MY MUFFIN!
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Nobody's getting my fucking cookies now Haha!
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The bitch took all my money, my 401k, my house and both cars but the cookie is mine all mine!
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real life Left 4 Dead.
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i think that's a loofah, not a cookie...
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Kevin found that giant beta-blockers helped to steady his aim considerably in the combined swimming and marksmanship discipline.
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Charlie Sheen did all he could to protect his last tiger blood cookie.
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I told you kids the last cookie is mine!
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Hash Cookies
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"Those jocks'll pay for stealing my clothes," Thought Jeremy, as he bit into his cookie, "oh, how they'll pay."
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That f******g zombie cookie monster...
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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BITCH!!! I said in a fucking minute!!!
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its the only way for him to eat
his family is overweight they'd kill for a bite -
Harvey OIswalds first attempt
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is mine, all mine and only mine, I like the biscuit ... all runs or I'll shoot ...
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Malcolm X.
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It's Man Afraid of His Shoes from Wordforge! His obsession for cookies and German assault rifles know no bounds!
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zombie invasion...duh
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"omg, so hungry.. must... protect... cookie...."
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Welcome to /k/, you must be new here. Don't worry, everything is normal.
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What actually happened in Home Alone!
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WTF?
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Gary Busey before he went nuts.
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MUM.........y is there a man with a G3 in the shower!!!!!
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This picture actually comes from an epic thread on AR15.com where people were doing tributes to the I Am Legend scene with him in the bath with his dog and a rifle.... it got a litlle weird, then weirder, then this, then even worse.
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Bate's Hotel this A-hole!
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A COUNTER STRIKE FANATIC
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he got to stop playing counter strike.....head shot ????
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Faces of Meth
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sedddctor cleadrddd...this fuking cookies are so goodddd...
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Who turned the cold tap on?
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- Bomb Armed -
- Terrorists Win -
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so i was enjoying a nice cookie in the shower minding my own buisness but then i heard a noise
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zombies don't take baths...
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HIDING FROM THA COOKIEMONSTAH!
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I was in the shower enjoying a cookie, then I heard a suspicious noise.
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So thats whats in the mystery box... 950 points well spent = ]
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g3a3 :O bf3 4 ever!
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cocaine paranoia
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Dont worry Mr Lampard the DJ's gone.
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Bitch, you get outta here, before I cap yo' ass.
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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"Kill the terrorists, by shooting them in the head,
They can't bomb you,if you shoot them dead" -
Cookies is a sometimes food, and this is the time stay back mofo's
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I was the second gunmen in the shower with a cookie.
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terrorist also like cookies, and well..take long showers
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ARGH, if you flush the toilet again while I'm in here, I will kill you.
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The Fal Out
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I stole the cookie from the, cookie jar - what the fuck you gonna do about it!
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I can't believe this picture has become this popular. The guy in question is a regular forum poster at Wordforge.net. He goes by the username "Man Afraid of his Shoes". Great guy, and a bit surreal for him too.
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Crazy Norwegian Fucker
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So I was in the shower enjoying the most delicious chocolate chip cookie, when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...
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Yeah, I've the last cookie! You want it? Try getting it back...
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Dont tell the monkey!!!!
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My guess is that it has something to do with this: http://englishrussia.com/?p=1691
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tweekers rock!
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Mom, I told YOU. NOT when I'm in the SHOWER!!
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Will Smith: I was saving the cookie dough.
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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The bitch took my house, all my money and both cars but the cookie is all mine!
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Red-neck at it's finest
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It's my , only my this fucking Cookie Die mother-f****s
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Those zombie bastards can eat my brain but not my cookies.
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ALRIGHT CHUMS TIMES UP LET'S DO DIS... LEEEEEEROOOYYYYYYYY JENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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True story: When my dad was selling coke, he had some trouble with his supplier. I mean, he smoked all the coke in two nights and the supplier wanted the money that he didn't have, so he carried his sawed off around the house for more than a week. He nearly shot my grandmother. My guess is that's pretty much what it must'a looked like to outsiders.
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gett away from my cookie!!!!
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Say hello to my little COOKIE
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"Oh, I'm sorry, you startled me. Carry on."
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Obviously, MAOHS had just gotten home from school and was enjoying a glass of milk and some cookies when he spilled his milk. While wiping the milk from the front of his shirt, he accidentally knocked the cup over again, spilling more milk on the floor. As he was cleaning up the milk on the floor, he tugged on the tablecloth, spilling the last of the milk all in his hair. Now, he needs a shower. So, he takes his cookie to the shower and as he's shampooing, he hears a strange noise. He is sooo glad he keeps his gun there for just such an emergency. My question is, just like every movie like this ever made, why didn't the person holding the camera go investigate the noise?
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cookies, shower, counter-strike
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The Cookie Monster is a BITCH!
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Led me finish taking a bath AND eat my cookie and then we can shoot eachother.
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the other part of the cookie monster with a gun picture
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I'm not crazy...
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did you just flush the toilet ?
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Shoes is king of arfcom!
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Shoes is the arfcom God the the interwebs! The infamous shower cookie!
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I've just watched Resident Evil
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Revenger of Elian Gonzales
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G. W. Bush
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Nice trigger discipline. Is that a Tollhouse?
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Damn these LSD cookies are good!!..............you hear something?, their after my cookies.
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warning!, he has a cookie
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All your cookies are belong to me !!!!!!!!
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Before i die i must eat something
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Better than a bottom bitch, a G-3
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my cookie......
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haha, pot.
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First they came for my trans fats! Now they want to take my sugar!
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i am mother fuck dick suckin boobs of ur mams ass
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chicks make me go nuts!
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hand on the pump.. =f
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He is diabetic and becomes IRATE unless he eats his COOKIE
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om nom nom nom
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So i was taking a shower, eating a cookie, then i heard a noise!
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Red-neck at it's finest.
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Modern Warfare 3
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Meanwhile in Russia...
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I stole yer cookie mutha-fucka!
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MY COOKIE !!!
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OMG ITZ GRAN TORINO
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well i was just enjoying my cookie when suddenly admiral ackbar busted in yelling its a trap so i was just sitting there like wtf dude?
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NEVER write on his mirror.... EVER
zombies.
outside.
last bit of food.
let's rock mother-fucker.