He's the bass player.

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  He's the bass player.

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  I was into Sweet Baby Jesus and the Orphans WAY before they got big.

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  I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!! I paid to see "Sweet Baby Jesus and the Orphans" but this is "Sweaty old Jesus and the Fish Fins"

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  quite simply: the best band name ever accentuated by an indian guy holding a fish.
  perfection.

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  Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to play guitar, and he will ROCK for a lifetime.

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  The final season of Lost: The last Dharma initiative room.

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  Praise the lord and get a free fish!!!!

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  How much is the fish?

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  sweet baby jesus and the orphans and the fish

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  This crab has sex with children

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  It's a reference to the New Testament parable of Jesus feeding the multitude with nothing but one fish and a South Asian man.

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  This guy is a fortune teller...he can read the..fish..The sign behind him is just a random advert for a music show in india

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  is that the jesus fish?

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  yes, it is a fish

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  "OK. If you explain to me what I am doing here, I will give you this fish."

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  he is gay

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  Picasso

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  didn????t you know that?

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  Follow me, and I will make you fishers of.... fish.

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  "You're not getting backstage unless you're wearing one of these."

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  oh cool, i heard about this trick, he's about to multiply that fish right??

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  where's the other fish and those loaves? pesky orphans.....

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  Indian scammer fooled by a baiter into taking that picture to prove he's to be trusted. They deserve that and more.

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  Actually this was created by a scambaiter. These guys trick the people who try to betray people on the internet with nigeria scams and similar things. In this case he pretented to be in a sect in which the scammer would have to enter as well before he could do bussiness with him. And the photo he demanded as proof he then posted on the net. Just search google for scambaiting or 419 eater. The latter is a site with many more of such photos. They get the scammers to do quite ridicioulus things.

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  That's me at our first gig.

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  This is from 419eater.com where people trick Nigerian scammers into doing embarrassing things.

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  sounds like the name of a band. Sweet Baby Jesus and the Orphans.

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  Its baby Jesus because he just can multiply by 1:

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  "Sweet baby jesus and the orphans" is the correct thing to utter after seeing something this fucked up and random.

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  my new rock band band

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  whoever wrote "We were all wrong, Jesus was Indian." is very wrong..... he was a fish

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  LOL @ "retarted"

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  This is from those reverse e-mail scammers. I can't think of what they call it. They scam the scammers. 419 baiters.

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  I don't think he's mexican. Looks more like a guy from India.
  
  But that takes out Jesus. Hmmm

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  Before achieving tv fame, Big Mouth Billy Bass won the Cambodian Battle of The Bands.

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  Jesus loved fishsticks too.

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  "The piece of cod that passeth all understanding."

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  sponserd by fish

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  Aha! He's using the fish to point towards the concert. Clever!

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  http://forum.419eater.com/forum/album.php

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  Those Nigerians will do anything to convince you that it's not a scam!

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  Come see my band "Sweet Jesus" play tonight: free bass with every ticket!