Don't worry, sharks are harmless unless... oh shit, he's got a gun!!

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  Don't worry, sharks are harmless unless... oh shit, he's got a gun!!

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  In soviet russia, shark shoots you!

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  Landshark takes his revenge

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  Jaws 5: REVENGE!!!

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  Guns don't kill people.... Sharks do... (latest NRA advert)

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  That's it, we're all screwed now.

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  Loan Shark is calling in his loan.....

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  Jaws' great great grandson can't decide if he should leave the gun at home, just for the auditions

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  tell me who kills more people than bees NOW!!!!!

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  CANDYGRAM, BITCHES!!!

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  Sharky and George are now THE crime busters of the sea!

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  this is set another 1000 years after planet of the apes

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  I..I..I cannot explain wtf I am looking at

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  I'm pretty sure everyone knew this was
  bound to happen eventually.

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  NOW WERE FUCKED!

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  Lawyers

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  Dude, thats easy. Thats a Sharkshooter from the Navyseals.

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  I'M A SHAAAAAAAAAAAARK

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  Shark, Shark, Shark Attack!!! This shark eats like a maniac!!! The fish that survives will be the winner So don't be the last or you'll be for dinner! Shark, Shark, Shark Attack!!! What are you gonna do?!? It's comin'...it's comin'...it's comin'...(Aaaaah!!!) It's comin' to get youuuuuu!!! (excited kid: I WIN!!!)

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  "Oh look Margie it's a dolp... Holy Fuck it's a shark with a gun, kill, kill with our guns!"

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  what? i was drunk.

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  It' a man in a shark suit holding what appears to be a toy rifle.

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  Hi I'm the ghost of Steve irwin with my latest show animals kill the daftest bastards!

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  Im not a regular kind of soldier... Im a supersoldier!

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  A shark trying to conquer the world

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  LOANSHARKS 0.o

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  Violence in vidya games is now effecting marine life, Which is why we all need smartcars

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  Yo really think that I can't make a counter, NIGGA?

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  We need a bigger bo.....gun.

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  WHERE IS YOUR BEAR CAVALRY NOW?!

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  Jaws 4: Revenge of angry walking on land shark!

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  oh my god, thats my brother!

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  we dont have to worry he doesnt even have a flipper on the trigger

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  Guns don't kill people. But if a shark has one you'd better FUCKING RUN

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  Landshark has upgraded his technique; there will be no more knocking on the door and pretending that it is a pizza delivery person, now it just shoots down the door and eats whoever is inside!

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  SuccCCCCK MY DIIICK!! ITS A SHARRRRK!

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  Sure, it's not a laser. But it still gets the job done.

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  YARRRRR

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  Sharks are gangstah!

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  hi mom

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  Navy Seal

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  OH CRAP. THEY FOUND A WAY TO LIVE WITHOUT WATER AND HOLD GUNS. WE'RE SCREWED!!!

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  Were gonna need a bigger kevlar vest...

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  if you thought you were fucked in the water... you are fucked now

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  Due to budget cuts in "Goldmember", Dr. Evil could not afford any more sharks with laser beams attached to their heads.

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  "That better be a laser beam in his hand, and you better mount it to his frickin head." - Dr. Evil

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  In america, everyone has a gun

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  Who's smiling now you son of a bitch!

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  DO YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION!?!?!!!!

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  Candy-gram...

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  Jaws' pissed off brother, if Roy Schedier wasn't already dead, he'd be fucked

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  sharks are hameless because they don't want trouble from you, but you ask them to give by going and killing them!!!>><

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  That's what you get when you group jaws with counter strike!

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  nuff said

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  Ohhhhh, now that's how does Somalian pirates look like!!!!

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  this is set another 1000 years after planet of the apes

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  dude we are all going to die

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  I knew this was coming...

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  Shark Attack 5

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  SHARK ATTACK !!!!!!!!

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  The Bush administration warned this would happen with the closing of Guantanamo bay.

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  Jaw's...2009

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  CANDY GRAM BITCH!!!!!

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  Sharknado 2 - Because Internet

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  Ammo-gram.

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  There's a shark in me kitchen what am I gonna go?

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  Mom?

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  Candygram
  
  

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  LAND SHARK RETURNS MUTHAFUCKA!!

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  Die you son of a .... holy fucking Jesus balls!

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  This shark has a gun. Your argument is invalid.

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  SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND

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  i;m TONY SHARKASS you fuckin with me u fuckin gettin eaten cunt licker

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  I said, I want sharks with fricken laser beams on their heads!!!

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  YOU BLEW MY KAAAVAAAH!!!!!!! >w

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  the only terrorist force able to defeat the us navy seals

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  Land Shark 2: The Reckoning.

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  it's quite obviously a man or woman dressed in a shark costume, who may possibly be attending some kind of fancy dress party

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  WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!?!?!?!

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  sharks are just tired of everybody shit...

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  sharks with lasers.

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  I can't laugh at the JAWS 5: The Revenge one because JAWS 4 was actually The Revenge. I watch too much JAWS.

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  Jaws 2009: Terrorists on the sea

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  Fuck you Aqua man I will have my revenge

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  Tamil tigershark

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  chuck norris's bodygaurd... if he needed one

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  Shark-Terorist.....win

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  Sharks with guns, this is why we're fucked.

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  call of duty 3 battle of the pacific

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  deep blue sea part 2

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  Well... we're boned...

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  jaws 2

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  That gun has a shark!

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  Shark Attack!
  Say hello to my little friend

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  What are you gonna do now surfer dude!

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  Sharks on land with guns, yep, give up now. They will rule the world.

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  I said I wanted laser beams on their heads!"

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  Ahh finally the new movie from Asylum

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  The new greenpeace commander

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  NRA meetings can be fun too.

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  PEW PEW

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  Its just a ******* great white shark thats gonna pop a cap in your @$$ son.

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  "And all of you didn't believe tax sharks existed. COME AND GET IT BOYS!"

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  JAWS: RELOADED

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  "You missed me you dried up douche bags!!!"

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  that guns got a shark!

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  Sharks Now, even more dangerous

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  Image is no longer avaliable, can anyone resend it?

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  Evolution: Sharks walk and have opposable thumbs

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  Deep Blue Sea II rise of the Taliban tiger sharks

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  Spit Out your Stride gum already........or well find you

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  I've got a guuuuuuuuuun, suck my diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick.

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  You damn right, bitches... YOU'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT!!!!!

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  This is easy to explain, It's Johnny montana's reincarnation into a shark. say hello to my little friend!

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  I'm ready for you this time, Fonzie.

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  A Shark Army recruter

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  someone is on the shark tonight! Ladies!

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  Spit out your stride gum........or well Find you

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  forget navy seals, navy sharks is da bitch!

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  dadadadadadada aaaaaaaaaaaaaa(jaws theme) prprprprprprprprprprprprp(gunfire)

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  Why??!! Why don't I have fingers? Why... ?

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  YOU SHALL NOT PASS

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  Jaws is back. That's right Doctor, I'm coming for YOU beeyotch

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  I said, I want sharks with fricken laser beams on their heads!!!