Other's Explanations
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Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.
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Jimmy can do anything any normal kid can do. He's so motivated!
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Johnny's finally starting to come out of his shell...
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"Ma', im gonna go see the world, and this turtle suit is taking me there!"
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Jonny took Pokermon a little too seriously
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A new era of furry.
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We got rose buds, hersey squirts, and the famous turtle heads poppin out...
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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Role playing gone very very wrong in the bedroom
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LMAO weee im a turtle. no your not mark get out of that thing. NO FUCK OFF IM A TURTLE!!
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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Mr. Turtle is a special turtle that only shows his true face on saturdays... or when we make cookies
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this is not even my final form!
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awkward turtle
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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TURTLE TIME. TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE LMAO [MASTER OF DISGUISE REFERENCE] WIN!!!
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This is what happens when you poke a turtle from behind
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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I-i-im almost to-to the l-l-light
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L M F A O @ his face!
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They said I could be anything... ... So I became a turtle.
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He looks determined to go places
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HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH WTFWTFWTF
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duhh its an evolved human
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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I sure hope he doesn't flip over that girl.
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Who got there first? The Snail or the Turtle?
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It's nice to see Carlos is finally coming out of his shell.
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Looks like Jimmy is a little...Slow
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Wow! That girl has a pretty dress on!!
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I LOL'D
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He is very unsecure... That is his anti-rape shell
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well he always was a bit slow...
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so the bugs bunny cartones with the slow turttle where ispired from real life......hmmmm
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its teen-aged edge
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am i not turtle-y enough for the turtle club?
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This is a prehistoric and extinct turtle.
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Damn, that sewer radioactive thingy didn't work the way i thought...
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I like turtles!
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mommy did it with a turtle :)
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having not seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before Tommy tried his best to make his Halloween costume work...
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FULL SPEED AHEAD!
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Bowser's sad attempt to clone Mario using 20% Mario DNA and 80% koopa DNA
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does anyone know where I can buy me one of those?
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am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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indian sunday school
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The shell is made of leather... He wants to be left alone
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I WANT 1!!!!!!
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turtle boy emerges
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a mexican wanted home
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Hey, Look at me! Im a turtle!
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Hard turtle, cold turtle, little ball of shell.
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I wanna play the turtle in the next Finding Nemo movie! look how good I am
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Alright junior, not so fast!
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How does he shit?
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When Micheal Jackson evolved from young black male to grown white female, everyone thought the mutation was complete, but then he began the third stage!
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Rob schneider was an ordinary guy, but he's about to become... A TURTLE!
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I LIEK TURTLES 0.o
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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Auditions for Mutant Ninja Turtle, the stage show
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The "i like turtles" guy all grown up.
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Squirtle, I choose you!!!
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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SO I HEARD U LYK MUDKIEPS. epicface
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who is that on your back ? its michelle
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na, TURTLEMAN!!!!!
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"TurttleNocchio" showing is a boy !!
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Turtlehead poppin out
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TURTLEMAN STRIKEZ AGAIN.!
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folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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nanananananananananannana Turtle Man!
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The photo that made us realize drugs are bad.
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THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!!
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Aware the Turtleman! Half turtle, half man...
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You just know that thing's riddled with salmonella
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I LIKE TURTLES!
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Hey, Roald Dull, brevity is the soul of wit, now fvckoff... The end.
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In time, Billy managed to come out of his shell with strangers
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oh man.. first birds? then pigs? BUT WHY TURTLES? I hate turtleflu!
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Turtley awsome dude!! Isn't this what Splinter Tortoise
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I failed in sport and so?
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The great comeback of Mark Hamill in Teenage Mutant Nija Turtle
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Jonathan the turtle zombie boy has evolved into Jonathan the braindead tortoise man!
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This is Bret McKenzie being born you animals.
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Type your comment.Now pass me the ball-gag honey and we can get started.
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I liek turtles!
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Ohh, so THIS is what it's like to hit an evolutionary brick wall.
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Dammit Fred were not gonna suscribe you retard
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Um, that's the Back end, folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana turtule-man!!!!
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tuuuuuurtle tuuuurtle sir, what are you doing? am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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does this turtle make my butt look big
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I like turtles.
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am i not turtley enough to be in your turtle club?
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fear the turtle!
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Alright I finally got the turtle suit on, lets hit the strip club!
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super duper turtle transformation almost complete
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Great great great great great great great great great grandson of Morla the Ancient One.
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New way for mexicans to cross the border "oh its an endangered animal"
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"I don't see why this is so funny....its just a kid in a turtle sui-......BUAHAHA
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easy. dude dressed as turtle. explanation complete.
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I don't care what you say , there is nothing cool about being a teenage mutant turtle ! You know it really gets under my Shell !
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Watch out beach here I come.
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Average teenager with down syndrome
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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they said i could be anything, so became a turtle...almost
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A new version of Bjork's Volta album cover.
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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Was desperate for the toilet and had a turtle head all the way home from work. Then when I pull down my pants.... HUHHH!!!!!!!!!
Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.