Other's Explanations
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Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.
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Jimmy can do anything any normal kid can do. He's so motivated!
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Johnny's finally starting to come out of his shell...
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"Ma', im gonna go see the world, and this turtle suit is taking me there!"
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Jonny took Pokermon a little too seriously
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We got rose buds, hersey squirts, and the famous turtle heads poppin out...
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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A new era of furry.
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awkward turtle
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TURTLE TIME. TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE LMAO [MASTER OF DISGUISE REFERENCE] WIN!!!
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Role playing gone very very wrong in the bedroom
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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LMAO weee im a turtle. no your not mark get out of that thing. NO FUCK OFF IM A TURTLE!!
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Mr. Turtle is a special turtle that only shows his true face on saturdays... or when we make cookies
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This is what happens when you poke a turtle from behind
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this is not even my final form!
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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I sure hope he doesn't flip over that girl.
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Wow! That girl has a pretty dress on!!
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Looks like Jimmy is a little...Slow
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He is very unsecure... That is his anti-rape shell
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I-i-im almost to-to the l-l-light
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He looks determined to go places
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am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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It's nice to see Carlos is finally coming out of his shell.
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They said I could be anything... ... So I became a turtle.
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am i not turtle-y enough for the turtle club?
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indian sunday school
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I WANT 1!!!!!!
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duhh its an evolved human
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well he always was a bit slow...
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L M F A O @ his face!
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I wanna play the turtle in the next Finding Nemo movie! look how good I am
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having not seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before Tommy tried his best to make his Halloween costume work...
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FULL SPEED AHEAD!
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Alright junior, not so fast!
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The shell is made of leather... He wants to be left alone
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Who got there first? The Snail or the Turtle?
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I like turtles!
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The "i like turtles" guy all grown up.
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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I LOL'D
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a mexican wanted home
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TURTLEMAN STRIKEZ AGAIN.!
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its teen-aged edge
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Turtlehead poppin out
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mommy did it with a turtle :)
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does anyone know where I can buy me one of those?
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Rob schneider was an ordinary guy, but he's about to become... A TURTLE!
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Hard turtle, cold turtle, little ball of shell.
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When Micheal Jackson evolved from young black male to grown white female, everyone thought the mutation was complete, but then he began the third stage!
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so the bugs bunny cartones with the slow turttle where ispired from real life......hmmmm
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I LIEK TURTLES 0.o
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Bowser's sad attempt to clone Mario using 20% Mario DNA and 80% koopa DNA
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This is a prehistoric and extinct turtle.
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turtle boy emerges
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Hey, Look at me! Im a turtle!
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Squirtle, I choose you!!!
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Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na, TURTLEMAN!!!!!
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HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH WTFWTFWTF
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Damn, that sewer radioactive thingy didn't work the way i thought...
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nanananananananananannana Turtle Man!
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who is that on your back ? its michelle
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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I liek turtles!
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Auditions for Mutant Ninja Turtle, the stage show
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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SO I HEARD U LYK MUDKIEPS. epicface
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THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!!
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Aware the Turtleman! Half turtle, half man...
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You just know that thing's riddled with salmonella
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"TurttleNocchio" showing is a boy !!
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How does he shit?
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This is Bret McKenzie being born you animals.
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I failed in sport and so?
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folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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Dammit Fred were not gonna suscribe you retard
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oh man.. first birds? then pigs? BUT WHY TURTLES? I hate turtleflu!
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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Um, that's the Back end, folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana turtule-man!!!!
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The great comeback of Mark Hamill in Teenage Mutant Nija Turtle
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I LIKE TURTLES!
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Turtley awsome dude!! Isn't this what Splinter Tortoise
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Alright I finally got the turtle suit on, lets hit the strip club!
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Ohh, so THIS is what it's like to hit an evolutionary brick wall.
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Jonathan the turtle zombie boy has evolved into Jonathan the braindead tortoise man!
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tuuuuuurtle tuuuurtle sir, what are you doing? am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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The photo that made us realize drugs are bad.
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Hey, Roald Dull, brevity is the soul of wit, now fvckoff... The end.
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Type your comment.Now pass me the ball-gag honey and we can get started.
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In time, Billy managed to come out of his shell with strangers
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Great great great great great great great great great grandson of Morla the Ancient One.
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am i not turtley enough to be in your turtle club?
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does this turtle make my butt look big
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fear the turtle!
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I like turtles.
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I don't care what you say , there is nothing cool about being a teenage mutant turtle ! You know it really gets under my Shell !
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easy. dude dressed as turtle. explanation complete.
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New way for mexicans to cross the border "oh its an endangered animal"
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"I don't see why this is so funny....its just a kid in a turtle sui-......BUAHAHA
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super duper turtle transformation almost complete
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Watch out beach here I come.
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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Average teenager with down syndrome
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they said i could be anything, so became a turtle...almost
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A new version of Bjork's Volta album cover.
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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Was desperate for the toilet and had a turtle head all the way home from work. Then when I pull down my pants.... HUHHH!!!!!!!!!
Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.