Other's Explanations
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Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.
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Jimmy can do anything any normal kid can do. He's so motivated!
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Johnny's finally starting to come out of his shell...
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"Ma', im gonna go see the world, and this turtle suit is taking me there!"
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Jonny took Pokermon a little too seriously
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We got rose buds, hersey squirts, and the famous turtle heads poppin out...
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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A new era of furry.
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awkward turtle
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Role playing gone very very wrong in the bedroom
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TURTLE TIME. TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE LMAO [MASTER OF DISGUISE REFERENCE] WIN!!!
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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this is not even my final form!
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Mr. Turtle is a special turtle that only shows his true face on saturdays... or when we make cookies
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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LMAO weee im a turtle. no your not mark get out of that thing. NO FUCK OFF IM A TURTLE!!
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This is what happens when you poke a turtle from behind
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I sure hope he doesn't flip over that girl.
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I-i-im almost to-to the l-l-light
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They said I could be anything... ... So I became a turtle.
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He is very unsecure... That is his anti-rape shell
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Wow! That girl has a pretty dress on!!
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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He looks determined to go places
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Who got there first? The Snail or the Turtle?
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It's nice to see Carlos is finally coming out of his shell.
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am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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indian sunday school
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Looks like Jimmy is a little...Slow
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L M F A O @ his face!
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well he always was a bit slow...
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duhh its an evolved human
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I like turtles!
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I LOL'D
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does anyone know where I can buy me one of those?
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am i not turtle-y enough for the turtle club?
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turtle boy emerges
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its teen-aged edge
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so the bugs bunny cartones with the slow turttle where ispired from real life......hmmmm
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having not seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before Tommy tried his best to make his Halloween costume work...
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HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH WTFWTFWTF
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When Micheal Jackson evolved from young black male to grown white female, everyone thought the mutation was complete, but then he began the third stage!
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I WANT 1!!!!!!
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Bowser's sad attempt to clone Mario using 20% Mario DNA and 80% koopa DNA
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I wanna play the turtle in the next Finding Nemo movie! look how good I am
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Alright junior, not so fast!
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The "i like turtles" guy all grown up.
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I LIEK TURTLES 0.o
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Hard turtle, cold turtle, little ball of shell.
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mommy did it with a turtle :)
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FULL SPEED AHEAD!
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This is a prehistoric and extinct turtle.
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The shell is made of leather... He wants to be left alone
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Turtlehead poppin out
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Hey, Look at me! Im a turtle!
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Rob schneider was an ordinary guy, but he's about to become... A TURTLE!
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Auditions for Mutant Ninja Turtle, the stage show
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a mexican wanted home
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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Damn, that sewer radioactive thingy didn't work the way i thought...
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How does he shit?
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Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na, TURTLEMAN!!!!!
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TURTLEMAN STRIKEZ AGAIN.!
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who is that on your back ? its michelle
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Aware the Turtleman! Half turtle, half man...
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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Squirtle, I choose you!!!
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nanananananananananannana Turtle Man!
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I liek turtles!
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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You just know that thing's riddled with salmonella
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SO I HEARD U LYK MUDKIEPS. epicface
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"TurttleNocchio" showing is a boy !!
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THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!!
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The photo that made us realize drugs are bad.
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folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana turtule-man!!!!
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I failed in sport and so?
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oh man.. first birds? then pigs? BUT WHY TURTLES? I hate turtleflu!
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The great comeback of Mark Hamill in Teenage Mutant Nija Turtle
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Dammit Fred were not gonna suscribe you retard
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Jonathan the turtle zombie boy has evolved into Jonathan the braindead tortoise man!
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This is Bret McKenzie being born you animals.
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Ohh, so THIS is what it's like to hit an evolutionary brick wall.
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Hey, Roald Dull, brevity is the soul of wit, now fvckoff... The end.
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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In time, Billy managed to come out of his shell with strangers
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Type your comment.Now pass me the ball-gag honey and we can get started.
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Um, that's the Back end, folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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I LIKE TURTLES!
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Alright I finally got the turtle suit on, lets hit the strip club!
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Turtley awsome dude!! Isn't this what Splinter Tortoise
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I like turtles.
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Great great great great great great great great great grandson of Morla the Ancient One.
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does this turtle make my butt look big
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fear the turtle!
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tuuuuuurtle tuuuurtle sir, what are you doing? am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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I don't care what you say , there is nothing cool about being a teenage mutant turtle ! You know it really gets under my Shell !
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easy. dude dressed as turtle. explanation complete.
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am i not turtley enough to be in your turtle club?
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super duper turtle transformation almost complete
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Watch out beach here I come.
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"I don't see why this is so funny....its just a kid in a turtle sui-......BUAHAHA
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New way for mexicans to cross the border "oh its an endangered animal"
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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Average teenager with down syndrome
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they said i could be anything, so became a turtle...almost
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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A new version of Bjork's Volta album cover.
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Was desperate for the toilet and had a turtle head all the way home from work. Then when I pull down my pants.... HUHHH!!!!!!!!!
Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.