Other's Explanations
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Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.
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Jimmy can do anything any normal kid can do. He's so motivated!
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Johnny's finally starting to come out of his shell...
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"Ma', im gonna go see the world, and this turtle suit is taking me there!"
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Jonny took Pokermon a little too seriously
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We got rose buds, hersey squirts, and the famous turtle heads poppin out...
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A new era of furry.
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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awkward turtle
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Role playing gone very very wrong in the bedroom
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LMAO weee im a turtle. no your not mark get out of that thing. NO FUCK OFF IM A TURTLE!!
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Mr. Turtle is a special turtle that only shows his true face on saturdays... or when we make cookies
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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this is not even my final form!
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TURTLE TIME. TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE LMAO [MASTER OF DISGUISE REFERENCE] WIN!!!
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This is what happens when you poke a turtle from behind
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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They said I could be anything... ... So I became a turtle.
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He looks determined to go places
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I-i-im almost to-to the l-l-light
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HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH WTFWTFWTF
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Who got there first? The Snail or the Turtle?
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L M F A O @ his face!
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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I sure hope he doesn't flip over that girl.
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It's nice to see Carlos is finally coming out of his shell.
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I LOL'D
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Wow! That girl has a pretty dress on!!
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does anyone know where I can buy me one of those?
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its teen-aged edge
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Looks like Jimmy is a little...Slow
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He is very unsecure... That is his anti-rape shell
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so the bugs bunny cartones with the slow turttle where ispired from real life......hmmmm
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having not seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before Tommy tried his best to make his Halloween costume work...
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turtle boy emerges
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Damn, that sewer radioactive thingy didn't work the way i thought...
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duhh its an evolved human
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am i not turtle-y enough for the turtle club?
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well he always was a bit slow...
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Alright junior, not so fast!
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The shell is made of leather... He wants to be left alone
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I like turtles!
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When Micheal Jackson evolved from young black male to grown white female, everyone thought the mutation was complete, but then he began the third stage!
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indian sunday school
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I WANT 1!!!!!!
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Hey, Look at me! Im a turtle!
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This is a prehistoric and extinct turtle.
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Bowser's sad attempt to clone Mario using 20% Mario DNA and 80% koopa DNA
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I wanna play the turtle in the next Finding Nemo movie! look how good I am
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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a mexican wanted home
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mommy did it with a turtle :)
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FULL SPEED AHEAD!
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The "i like turtles" guy all grown up.
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I LIEK TURTLES 0.o
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Rob schneider was an ordinary guy, but he's about to become... A TURTLE!
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Auditions for Mutant Ninja Turtle, the stage show
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TURTLEMAN STRIKEZ AGAIN.!
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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Hard turtle, cold turtle, little ball of shell.
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who is that on your back ? its michelle
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Squirtle, I choose you!!!
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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How does he shit?
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Turtlehead poppin out
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SO I HEARD U LYK MUDKIEPS. epicface
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nanananananananananannana Turtle Man!
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folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na, TURTLEMAN!!!!!
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"TurttleNocchio" showing is a boy !!
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You just know that thing's riddled with salmonella
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Aware the Turtleman! Half turtle, half man...
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The photo that made us realize drugs are bad.
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oh man.. first birds? then pigs? BUT WHY TURTLES? I hate turtleflu!
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I liek turtles!
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THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!!
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Type your comment.Now pass me the ball-gag honey and we can get started.
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I LIKE TURTLES!
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I failed in sport and so?
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Jonathan the turtle zombie boy has evolved into Jonathan the braindead tortoise man!
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Hey, Roald Dull, brevity is the soul of wit, now fvckoff... The end.
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In time, Billy managed to come out of his shell with strangers
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The great comeback of Mark Hamill in Teenage Mutant Nija Turtle
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This is Bret McKenzie being born you animals.
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Dammit Fred were not gonna suscribe you retard
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Turtley awsome dude!! Isn't this what Splinter Tortoise
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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Ohh, so THIS is what it's like to hit an evolutionary brick wall.
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Um, that's the Back end, folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana turtule-man!!!!
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does this turtle make my butt look big
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tuuuuuurtle tuuuurtle sir, what are you doing? am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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Alright I finally got the turtle suit on, lets hit the strip club!
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am i not turtley enough to be in your turtle club?
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super duper turtle transformation almost complete
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I like turtles.
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I don't care what you say , there is nothing cool about being a teenage mutant turtle ! You know it really gets under my Shell !
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fear the turtle!
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New way for mexicans to cross the border "oh its an endangered animal"
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Great great great great great great great great great grandson of Morla the Ancient One.
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easy. dude dressed as turtle. explanation complete.
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"I don't see why this is so funny....its just a kid in a turtle sui-......BUAHAHA
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Watch out beach here I come.
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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Average teenager with down syndrome
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they said i could be anything, so became a turtle...almost
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A new version of Bjork's Volta album cover.
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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Was desperate for the toilet and had a turtle head all the way home from work. Then when I pull down my pants.... HUHHH!!!!!!!!!
Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.