Other's Explanations
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Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.
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Jimmy can do anything any normal kid can do. He's so motivated!
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Johnny's finally starting to come out of his shell...
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"Ma', im gonna go see the world, and this turtle suit is taking me there!"
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He looks determined to go places
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LMAO weee im a turtle. no your not mark get out of that thing. NO FUCK OFF IM A TURTLE!!
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Role playing gone very very wrong in the bedroom
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We got rose buds, hersey squirts, and the famous turtle heads poppin out...
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A new era of furry.
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L M F A O @ his face!
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Jonny took Pokermon a little too seriously
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awkward turtle
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This is a prehistoric and extinct turtle.
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this is not even my final form!
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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having not seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before Tommy tried his best to make his Halloween costume work...
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Looks like Jimmy is a little...Slow
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I liek turtles!
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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Hey, Roald Dull, brevity is the soul of wit, now fvckoff... The end.
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Hey, Look at me! Im a turtle!
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Mr. Turtle is a special turtle that only shows his true face on saturdays... or when we make cookies
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Who got there first? The Snail or the Turtle?
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They said I could be anything... ... So I became a turtle.
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does anyone know where I can buy me one of those?
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I WANT 1!!!!!!
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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duhh its an evolved human
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HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH WTFWTFWTF
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TURTLE TIME. TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE LMAO [MASTER OF DISGUISE REFERENCE] WIN!!!
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mommy did it with a turtle :)
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I like turtles.
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In time, Billy managed to come out of his shell with strangers
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When Micheal Jackson evolved from young black male to grown white female, everyone thought the mutation was complete, but then he began the third stage!
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I like turtles!
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I-i-im almost to-to the l-l-light
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It's nice to see Carlos is finally coming out of his shell.
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I LIEK TURTLES 0.o
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This is what happens when you poke a turtle from behind
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indian sunday school
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oh man.. first birds? then pigs? BUT WHY TURTLES? I hate turtleflu!
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Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na, TURTLEMAN!!!!!
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Dammit Fred were not gonna suscribe you retard
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THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!!
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Hard turtle, cold turtle, little ball of shell.
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He is very unsecure... That is his anti-rape shell
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Jonathan the turtle zombie boy has evolved into Jonathan the braindead tortoise man!
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SO I HEARD U LYK MUDKIEPS. epicface
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its teen-aged edge
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folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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I LIKE TURTLES!
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You just know that thing's riddled with salmonella
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turtle boy emerges
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How does he shit?
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I failed in sport and so?
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The shell is made of leather... He wants to be left alone
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The "i like turtles" guy all grown up.
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I LOL'D
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Great great great great great great great great great grandson of Morla the Ancient One.
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so the bugs bunny cartones with the slow turttle where ispired from real life......hmmmm
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TURTLEMAN STRIKEZ AGAIN.!
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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Auditions for Mutant Ninja Turtle, the stage show
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"TurttleNocchio" showing is a boy !!
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Alright junior, not so fast!
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Wow! That girl has a pretty dress on!!
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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Aware the Turtleman! Half turtle, half man...
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Rob schneider was an ordinary guy, but he's about to become... A TURTLE!
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Ohh, so THIS is what it's like to hit an evolutionary brick wall.
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well he always was a bit slow...
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who is that on your back ? its michelle
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New way for mexicans to cross the border "oh its an endangered animal"
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This is Bret McKenzie being born you animals.
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a mexican wanted home
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana turtule-man!!!!
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am i not turtley enough to be in your turtle club?
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Damn, that sewer radioactive thingy didn't work the way i thought...
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The photo that made us realize drugs are bad.
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super duper turtle transformation almost complete
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Bowser's sad attempt to clone Mario using 20% Mario DNA and 80% koopa DNA
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Turtley awsome dude!! Isn't this what Splinter Tortoise
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The great comeback of Mark Hamill in Teenage Mutant Nija Turtle
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Squirtle, I choose you!!!
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easy. dude dressed as turtle. explanation complete.
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nanananananananananannana Turtle Man!
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Turtlehead poppin out
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Type your comment.Now pass me the ball-gag honey and we can get started.
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Alright I finally got the turtle suit on, lets hit the strip club!
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FULL SPEED AHEAD!
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Um, that's the Back end, folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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I sure hope he doesn't flip over that girl.
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I don't care what you say , there is nothing cool about being a teenage mutant turtle ! You know it really gets under my Shell !
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I wanna play the turtle in the next Finding Nemo movie! look how good I am
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tuuuuuurtle tuuuurtle sir, what are you doing? am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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Watch out beach here I come.
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does this turtle make my butt look big
Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.