Other's Explanations
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Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.
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Jimmy can do anything any normal kid can do. He's so motivated!
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Johnny's finally starting to come out of his shell...
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"Ma', im gonna go see the world, and this turtle suit is taking me there!"
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He looks determined to go places
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LMAO weee im a turtle. no your not mark get out of that thing. NO FUCK OFF IM A TURTLE!!
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Role playing gone very very wrong in the bedroom
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We got rose buds, hersey squirts, and the famous turtle heads poppin out...
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A new era of furry.
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L M F A O @ his face!
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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awkward turtle
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Jonny took Pokermon a little too seriously
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This is a prehistoric and extinct turtle.
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this is not even my final form!
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Hey, Look at me! Im a turtle!
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having not seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before Tommy tried his best to make his Halloween costume work...
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Mr. Turtle is a special turtle that only shows his true face on saturdays... or when we make cookies
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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Hey, Roald Dull, brevity is the soul of wit, now fvckoff... The end.
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I liek turtles!
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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Looks like Jimmy is a little...Slow
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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duhh its an evolved human
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Who got there first? The Snail or the Turtle?
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TURTLE TIME. TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE LMAO [MASTER OF DISGUISE REFERENCE] WIN!!!
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HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH WTFWTFWTF
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They said I could be anything... ... So I became a turtle.
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does anyone know where I can buy me one of those?
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mommy did it with a turtle :)
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I WANT 1!!!!!!
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am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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When Micheal Jackson evolved from young black male to grown white female, everyone thought the mutation was complete, but then he began the third stage!
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I like turtles.
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I like turtles!
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In time, Billy managed to come out of his shell with strangers
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It's nice to see Carlos is finally coming out of his shell.
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indian sunday school
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Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na, TURTLEMAN!!!!!
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Dammit Fred were not gonna suscribe you retard
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I-i-im almost to-to the l-l-light
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THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!!
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This is what happens when you poke a turtle from behind
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its teen-aged edge
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You just know that thing's riddled with salmonella
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I failed in sport and so?
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Hard turtle, cold turtle, little ball of shell.
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SO I HEARD U LYK MUDKIEPS. epicface
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I LIKE TURTLES!
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How does he shit?
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Jonathan the turtle zombie boy has evolved into Jonathan the braindead tortoise man!
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He is very unsecure... That is his anti-rape shell
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oh man.. first birds? then pigs? BUT WHY TURTLES? I hate turtleflu!
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The "i like turtles" guy all grown up.
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folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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I LIEK TURTLES 0.o
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I LOL'D
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turtle boy emerges
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The shell is made of leather... He wants to be left alone
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Wow! That girl has a pretty dress on!!
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Great great great great great great great great great grandson of Morla the Ancient One.
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so the bugs bunny cartones with the slow turttle where ispired from real life......hmmmm
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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Rob schneider was an ordinary guy, but he's about to become... A TURTLE!
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TURTLEMAN STRIKEZ AGAIN.!
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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Aware the Turtleman! Half turtle, half man...
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Auditions for Mutant Ninja Turtle, the stage show
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This is Bret McKenzie being born you animals.
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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"TurttleNocchio" showing is a boy !!
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Damn, that sewer radioactive thingy didn't work the way i thought...
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well he always was a bit slow...
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The great comeback of Mark Hamill in Teenage Mutant Nija Turtle
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Ohh, so THIS is what it's like to hit an evolutionary brick wall.
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a mexican wanted home
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New way for mexicans to cross the border "oh its an endangered animal"
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super duper turtle transformation almost complete
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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Alright junior, not so fast!
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nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana turtule-man!!!!
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Alright I finally got the turtle suit on, lets hit the strip club!
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Squirtle, I choose you!!!
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nanananananananananannana Turtle Man!
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Type your comment.Now pass me the ball-gag honey and we can get started.
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The photo that made us realize drugs are bad.
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easy. dude dressed as turtle. explanation complete.
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FULL SPEED AHEAD!
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Turtlehead poppin out
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Um, that's the Back end, folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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who is that on your back ? its michelle
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Bowser's sad attempt to clone Mario using 20% Mario DNA and 80% koopa DNA
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I sure hope he doesn't flip over that girl.
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am i not turtley enough to be in your turtle club?
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I wanna play the turtle in the next Finding Nemo movie! look how good I am
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tuuuuuurtle tuuuurtle sir, what are you doing? am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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I don't care what you say , there is nothing cool about being a teenage mutant turtle ! You know it really gets under my Shell !
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Watch out beach here I come.
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does this turtle make my butt look big
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Turtley awsome dude!! Isn't this what Splinter Tortoise
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"I don't see why this is so funny....its just a kid in a turtle sui-......BUAHAHA
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Was desperate for the toilet and had a turtle head all the way home from work. Then when I pull down my pants.... HUHHH!!!!!!!!!
Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.