Other's Explanations
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Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.
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Jimmy can do anything any normal kid can do. He's so motivated!
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Johnny's finally starting to come out of his shell...
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"Ma', im gonna go see the world, and this turtle suit is taking me there!"
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LMAO weee im a turtle. no your not mark get out of that thing. NO FUCK OFF IM A TURTLE!!
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He looks determined to go places
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Role playing gone very very wrong in the bedroom
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We got rose buds, hersey squirts, and the famous turtle heads poppin out...
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A new era of furry.
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awkward turtle
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Jonny took Pokermon a little too seriously
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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L M F A O @ his face!
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Hey, Look at me! Im a turtle!
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having not seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before Tommy tried his best to make his Halloween costume work...
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this is not even my final form!
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This is a prehistoric and extinct turtle.
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Mr. Turtle is a special turtle that only shows his true face on saturdays... or when we make cookies
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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I liek turtles!
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TURTLE TIME. TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE LMAO [MASTER OF DISGUISE REFERENCE] WIN!!!
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH WTFWTFWTF
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They said I could be anything... ... So I became a turtle.
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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Looks like Jimmy is a little...Slow
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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duhh its an evolved human
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mommy did it with a turtle :)
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Hey, Roald Dull, brevity is the soul of wit, now fvckoff... The end.
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does anyone know where I can buy me one of those?
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Who got there first? The Snail or the Turtle?
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I like turtles.
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When Micheal Jackson evolved from young black male to grown white female, everyone thought the mutation was complete, but then he began the third stage!
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It's nice to see Carlos is finally coming out of his shell.
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In time, Billy managed to come out of his shell with strangers
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indian sunday school
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I like turtles!
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THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!!
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I WANT 1!!!!!!
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I-i-im almost to-to the l-l-light
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Dammit Fred were not gonna suscribe you retard
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You just know that thing's riddled with salmonella
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am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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I failed in sport and so?
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Hard turtle, cold turtle, little ball of shell.
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Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na, TURTLEMAN!!!!!
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Jonathan the turtle zombie boy has evolved into Jonathan the braindead tortoise man!
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This is what happens when you poke a turtle from behind
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I LIKE TURTLES!
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How does he shit?
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The "i like turtles" guy all grown up.
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SO I HEARD U LYK MUDKIEPS. epicface
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turtle boy emerges
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its teen-aged edge
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He is very unsecure... That is his anti-rape shell
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oh man.. first birds? then pigs? BUT WHY TURTLES? I hate turtleflu!
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Auditions for Mutant Ninja Turtle, the stage show
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I LOL'D
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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Rob schneider was an ordinary guy, but he's about to become... A TURTLE!
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Wow! That girl has a pretty dress on!!
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Great great great great great great great great great grandson of Morla the Ancient One.
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"TurttleNocchio" showing is a boy !!
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so the bugs bunny cartones with the slow turttle where ispired from real life......hmmmm
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I LIEK TURTLES 0.o
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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Damn, that sewer radioactive thingy didn't work the way i thought...
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This is Bret McKenzie being born you animals.
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super duper turtle transformation almost complete
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a mexican wanted home
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Aware the Turtleman! Half turtle, half man...
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The shell is made of leather... He wants to be left alone
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TURTLEMAN STRIKEZ AGAIN.!
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Um, that's the Back end, folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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well he always was a bit slow...
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FULL SPEED AHEAD!
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Type your comment.Now pass me the ball-gag honey and we can get started.
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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who is that on your back ? its michelle
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New way for mexicans to cross the border "oh its an endangered animal"
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Squirtle, I choose you!!!
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Turtlehead poppin out
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nanananananananananannana Turtle Man!
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana turtule-man!!!!
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easy. dude dressed as turtle. explanation complete.
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The photo that made us realize drugs are bad.
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Alright I finally got the turtle suit on, lets hit the strip club!
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The great comeback of Mark Hamill in Teenage Mutant Nija Turtle
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Ohh, so THIS is what it's like to hit an evolutionary brick wall.
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Bowser's sad attempt to clone Mario using 20% Mario DNA and 80% koopa DNA
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Alright junior, not so fast!
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I sure hope he doesn't flip over that girl.
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I don't care what you say , there is nothing cool about being a teenage mutant turtle ! You know it really gets under my Shell !
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I wanna play the turtle in the next Finding Nemo movie! look how good I am
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am i not turtley enough to be in your turtle club?
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Watch out beach here I come.
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tuuuuuurtle tuuuurtle sir, what are you doing? am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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Turtley awsome dude!! Isn't this what Splinter Tortoise
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does this turtle make my butt look big
Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.