Other's Explanations
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Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.
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Jimmy can do anything any normal kid can do. He's so motivated!
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Johnny's finally starting to come out of his shell...
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"Ma', im gonna go see the world, and this turtle suit is taking me there!"
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He looks determined to go places
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Role playing gone very very wrong in the bedroom
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LMAO weee im a turtle. no your not mark get out of that thing. NO FUCK OFF IM A TURTLE!!
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We got rose buds, hersey squirts, and the famous turtle heads poppin out...
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L M F A O @ his face!
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A new era of furry.
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Jonny took Pokermon a little too seriously
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awkward turtle
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This is a prehistoric and extinct turtle.
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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this is not even my final form!
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Hey, Look at me! Im a turtle!
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having not seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before Tommy tried his best to make his Halloween costume work...
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Mr. Turtle is a special turtle that only shows his true face on saturdays... or when we make cookies
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Hey, Roald Dull, brevity is the soul of wit, now fvckoff... The end.
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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I liek turtles!
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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Who got there first? The Snail or the Turtle?
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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Looks like Jimmy is a little...Slow
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duhh its an evolved human
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HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH WTFWTFWTF
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They said I could be anything... ... So I became a turtle.
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TURTLE TIME. TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE LMAO [MASTER OF DISGUISE REFERENCE] WIN!!!
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I WANT 1!!!!!!
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mommy did it with a turtle :)
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does anyone know where I can buy me one of those?
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am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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When Micheal Jackson evolved from young black male to grown white female, everyone thought the mutation was complete, but then he began the third stage!
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I like turtles.
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In time, Billy managed to come out of his shell with strangers
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I like turtles!
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indian sunday school
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It's nice to see Carlos is finally coming out of his shell.
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Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na, TURTLEMAN!!!!!
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Dammit Fred were not gonna suscribe you retard
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I-i-im almost to-to the l-l-light
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This is what happens when you poke a turtle from behind
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its teen-aged edge
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You just know that thing's riddled with salmonella
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THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!!
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Hard turtle, cold turtle, little ball of shell.
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Jonathan the turtle zombie boy has evolved into Jonathan the braindead tortoise man!
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SO I HEARD U LYK MUDKIEPS. epicface
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I LIKE TURTLES!
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How does he shit?
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The "i like turtles" guy all grown up.
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I failed in sport and so?
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I LIEK TURTLES 0.o
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He is very unsecure... That is his anti-rape shell
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oh man.. first birds? then pigs? BUT WHY TURTLES? I hate turtleflu!
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The shell is made of leather... He wants to be left alone
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I LOL'D
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turtle boy emerges
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folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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Wow! That girl has a pretty dress on!!
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Great great great great great great great great great grandson of Morla the Ancient One.
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so the bugs bunny cartones with the slow turttle where ispired from real life......hmmmm
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TURTLEMAN STRIKEZ AGAIN.!
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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Aware the Turtleman! Half turtle, half man...
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Rob schneider was an ordinary guy, but he's about to become... A TURTLE!
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This is Bret McKenzie being born you animals.
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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Auditions for Mutant Ninja Turtle, the stage show
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well he always was a bit slow...
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Damn, that sewer radioactive thingy didn't work the way i thought...
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New way for mexicans to cross the border "oh its an endangered animal"
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"TurttleNocchio" showing is a boy !!
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a mexican wanted home
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Alright junior, not so fast!
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The great comeback of Mark Hamill in Teenage Mutant Nija Turtle
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Squirtle, I choose you!!!
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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Alright I finally got the turtle suit on, lets hit the strip club!
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Ohh, so THIS is what it's like to hit an evolutionary brick wall.
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super duper turtle transformation almost complete
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easy. dude dressed as turtle. explanation complete.
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nanananananananananannana Turtle Man!
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Type your comment.Now pass me the ball-gag honey and we can get started.
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nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana turtule-man!!!!
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The photo that made us realize drugs are bad.
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Bowser's sad attempt to clone Mario using 20% Mario DNA and 80% koopa DNA
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Turtlehead poppin out
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FULL SPEED AHEAD!
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who is that on your back ? its michelle
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Um, that's the Back end, folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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I sure hope he doesn't flip over that girl.
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am i not turtley enough to be in your turtle club?
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I wanna play the turtle in the next Finding Nemo movie! look how good I am
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I don't care what you say , there is nothing cool about being a teenage mutant turtle ! You know it really gets under my Shell !
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tuuuuuurtle tuuuurtle sir, what are you doing? am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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Watch out beach here I come.
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does this turtle make my butt look big
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Turtley awsome dude!! Isn't this what Splinter Tortoise
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Was desperate for the toilet and had a turtle head all the way home from work. Then when I pull down my pants.... HUHHH!!!!!!!!!
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"I don't see why this is so funny....its just a kid in a turtle sui-......BUAHAHA
Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.