Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.

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  Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.

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  Jimmy can do anything any normal kid can do. He's so motivated!

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  Johnny's finally starting to come out of his shell...

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  "Ma', im gonna go see the world, and this turtle suit is taking me there!"

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  He looks determined to go places

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  LMAO weee im a turtle. no your not mark get out of that thing. NO FUCK OFF IM A TURTLE!!

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  Role playing gone very very wrong in the bedroom

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  L M F A O @ his face!

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  Jonny took Pokermon a little too seriously

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  A new era of furry.

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  We got rose buds, hersey squirts, and the famous turtle heads poppin out...

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  this is not even my final form!

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  This is a prehistoric and extinct turtle.

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  awkward turtle

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  After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.

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  Looks like Jimmy is a little...Slow

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  After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.

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  Hey, Look at me! Im a turtle!

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  I liek turtles!

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  having not seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before Tommy tried his best to make his Halloween costume work...

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  does anyone know where I can buy me one of those?

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  Who got there first? The Snail or the Turtle?

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  I LIKE TURTLES :D

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  I LIKE TURTLES :D

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  Hey, Roald Dull, brevity is the soul of wit, now fvckoff... The end.

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  Mr. Turtle is a special turtle that only shows his true face on saturdays... or when we make cookies

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  duhh its an evolved human

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  TURTLE TIME. TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE LMAO [MASTER OF DISGUISE REFERENCE] WIN!!!

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  He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o

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  am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?

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  They said I could be anything... ... So I became a turtle.

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  I WANT 1!!!!!!

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  In time, Billy managed to come out of his shell with strangers

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  mommy did it with a turtle :)

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  HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH WTFWTFWTF

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  When Micheal Jackson evolved from young black male to grown white female, everyone thought the mutation was complete, but then he began the third stage!

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  I LIEK TURTLES 0.o

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  Hard turtle, cold turtle, little ball of shell.

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  I-i-im almost to-to the l-l-light

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  You just know that thing's riddled with salmonella

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  Dammit Fred were not gonna suscribe you retard

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  This is what happens when you poke a turtle from behind
  

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  indian sunday school

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  oh man.. first birds? then pigs? BUT WHY TURTLES? I hate turtleflu!

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  THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!!

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  folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.

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  It's nice to see Carlos is finally coming out of his shell.

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  its teen-aged edge

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  I like turtles.

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  I like turtles!

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  Jonathan the turtle zombie boy has evolved into Jonathan the braindead tortoise man!

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  Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na, TURTLEMAN!!!!!

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  SO I HEARD U LYK MUDKIEPS. epicface

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  He is very unsecure... That is his anti-rape shell

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  I failed in sport and so?

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  I LOL'D

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  Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .

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  I LIKE TURTLES!

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  How does he shit?

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  turtle boy emerges

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  After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.

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  Aware the Turtleman! Half turtle, half man...

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  Rob schneider was an ordinary guy, but he's about to become... A TURTLE!

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  Alright junior, not so fast!

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  Auditions for Mutant Ninja Turtle, the stage show

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  TURTLEMAN STRIKEZ AGAIN.!
  *MitchDaBitch*

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  He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o

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  The shell is made of leather... He wants to be left alone

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  Wow! That girl has a pretty dress on!!

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  so the bugs bunny cartones with the slow turttle where ispired from real life......hmmmm

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  The "i like turtles" guy all grown up.

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  Great great great great great great great great great grandson of Morla the Ancient One.

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  who is that on your back ? its michelle

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  Ohh, so THIS is what it's like to hit an evolutionary brick wall.

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  super duper turtle transformation almost complete

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  Bowser's sad attempt to clone Mario using 20% Mario DNA and 80% koopa DNA

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  "TurttleNocchio" showing is a boy !!

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  He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o

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  nanananananananananannana Turtle Man!

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  Squirtle, I choose you!!!

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  Um, that's the Back end, folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.

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  New way for mexicans to cross the border "oh its an endangered animal"

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  easy. dude dressed as turtle. explanation complete.

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  This is Bret McKenzie being born you animals.

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  a mexican wanted home

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  well he always was a bit slow...

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  Damn, that sewer radioactive thingy didn't work the way i thought...

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  The photo that made us realize drugs are bad.

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  nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana turtule-man!!!!

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  The great comeback of Mark Hamill in Teenage Mutant Nija Turtle

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  am i not turtley enough to be in your turtle club?

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  Type your comment.Now pass me the ball-gag honey and we can get started.

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  does this turtle make my butt look big

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  Turtley awsome dude!! Isn't this what Splinter Tortoise

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  tuuuuuurtle tuuuurtle sir, what are you doing? am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?

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  Turtlehead poppin out
  

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  I sure hope he doesn't flip over that girl.

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  Alright I finally got the turtle suit on, lets hit the strip club!

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  FULL SPEED AHEAD!

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  I wanna play the turtle in the next Finding Nemo movie! look how good I am