Other's Explanations
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Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.
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Jimmy can do anything any normal kid can do. He's so motivated!
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Johnny's finally starting to come out of his shell...
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Jonny took Pokermon a little too seriously
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"Ma', im gonna go see the world, and this turtle suit is taking me there!"
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We got rose buds, hersey squirts, and the famous turtle heads poppin out...
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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A new era of furry.
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awkward turtle
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TURTLE TIME. TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE LMAO [MASTER OF DISGUISE REFERENCE] WIN!!!
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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Role playing gone very very wrong in the bedroom
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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LMAO weee im a turtle. no your not mark get out of that thing. NO FUCK OFF IM A TURTLE!!
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Mr. Turtle is a special turtle that only shows his true face on saturdays... or when we make cookies
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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this is not even my final form!
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This is what happens when you poke a turtle from behind
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They said I could be anything... ... So I became a turtle.
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am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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Wow! That girl has a pretty dress on!!
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I-i-im almost to-to the l-l-light
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Looks like Jimmy is a little...Slow
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I sure hope he doesn't flip over that girl.
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well he always was a bit slow...
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L M F A O @ his face!
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am i not turtle-y enough for the turtle club?
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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He looks determined to go places
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indian sunday school
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I WANT 1!!!!!!
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He is very unsecure... That is his anti-rape shell
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It's nice to see Carlos is finally coming out of his shell.
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I wanna play the turtle in the next Finding Nemo movie! look how good I am
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having not seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before Tommy tried his best to make his Halloween costume work...
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duhh its an evolved human
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Alright junior, not so fast!
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FULL SPEED AHEAD!
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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does anyone know where I can buy me one of those?
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mommy did it with a turtle :)
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a mexican wanted home
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Turtlehead poppin out
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its teen-aged edge
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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Who got there first? The Snail or the Turtle?
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I like turtles!
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Rob schneider was an ordinary guy, but he's about to become... A TURTLE!
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This is a prehistoric and extinct turtle.
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The shell is made of leather... He wants to be left alone
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Bowser's sad attempt to clone Mario using 20% Mario DNA and 80% koopa DNA
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turtle boy emerges
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nanananananananananannana Turtle Man!
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Hard turtle, cold turtle, little ball of shell.
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TURTLEMAN STRIKEZ AGAIN.!
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Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na, TURTLEMAN!!!!!
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Damn, that sewer radioactive thingy didn't work the way i thought...
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The "i like turtles" guy all grown up.
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I LIEK TURTLES 0.o
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HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH WTFWTFWTF
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Squirtle, I choose you!!!
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I LOL'D
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THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!!
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Auditions for Mutant Ninja Turtle, the stage show
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so the bugs bunny cartones with the slow turttle where ispired from real life......hmmmm
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Hey, Look at me! Im a turtle!
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I liek turtles!
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Aware the Turtleman! Half turtle, half man...
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who is that on your back ? its michelle
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When Micheal Jackson evolved from young black male to grown white female, everyone thought the mutation was complete, but then he began the third stage!
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SO I HEARD U LYK MUDKIEPS. epicface
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You just know that thing's riddled with salmonella
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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"TurttleNocchio" showing is a boy !!
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nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana turtule-man!!!!
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How does he shit?
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Um, that's the Back end, folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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I failed in sport and so?
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oh man.. first birds? then pigs? BUT WHY TURTLES? I hate turtleflu!
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tuuuuuurtle tuuuurtle sir, what are you doing? am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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I LIKE TURTLES!
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This is Bret McKenzie being born you animals.
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Dammit Fred were not gonna suscribe you retard
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Type your comment.Now pass me the ball-gag honey and we can get started.
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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fear the turtle!
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The great comeback of Mark Hamill in Teenage Mutant Nija Turtle
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folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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Alright I finally got the turtle suit on, lets hit the strip club!
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Ohh, so THIS is what it's like to hit an evolutionary brick wall.
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Jonathan the turtle zombie boy has evolved into Jonathan the braindead tortoise man!
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In time, Billy managed to come out of his shell with strangers
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am i not turtley enough to be in your turtle club?
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does this turtle make my butt look big
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Hey, Roald Dull, brevity is the soul of wit, now fvckoff... The end.
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The photo that made us realize drugs are bad.
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Turtley awsome dude!! Isn't this what Splinter Tortoise
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Great great great great great great great great great grandson of Morla the Ancient One.
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easy. dude dressed as turtle. explanation complete.
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I like turtles.
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New way for mexicans to cross the border "oh its an endangered animal"
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I don't care what you say , there is nothing cool about being a teenage mutant turtle ! You know it really gets under my Shell !
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"I don't see why this is so funny....its just a kid in a turtle sui-......BUAHAHA
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super duper turtle transformation almost complete
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Watch out beach here I come.
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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Average teenager with down syndrome
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A new version of Bjork's Volta album cover.
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they said i could be anything, so became a turtle...almost
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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Was desperate for the toilet and had a turtle head all the way home from work. Then when I pull down my pants.... HUHHH!!!!!!!!!
Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.