Other's Explanations
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Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.
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Jimmy can do anything any normal kid can do. He's so motivated!
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Johnny's finally starting to come out of his shell...
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"Ma', im gonna go see the world, and this turtle suit is taking me there!"
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Jonny took Pokermon a little too seriously
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We got rose buds, hersey squirts, and the famous turtle heads poppin out...
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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A new era of furry.
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awkward turtle
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Role playing gone very very wrong in the bedroom
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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TURTLE TIME. TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE LMAO [MASTER OF DISGUISE REFERENCE] WIN!!!
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this is not even my final form!
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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Mr. Turtle is a special turtle that only shows his true face on saturdays... or when we make cookies
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This is what happens when you poke a turtle from behind
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LMAO weee im a turtle. no your not mark get out of that thing. NO FUCK OFF IM A TURTLE!!
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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L M F A O @ his face!
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I-i-im almost to-to the l-l-light
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They said I could be anything... ... So I became a turtle.
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am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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I sure hope he doesn't flip over that girl.
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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He looks determined to go places
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Wow! That girl has a pretty dress on!!
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am i not turtle-y enough for the turtle club?
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It's nice to see Carlos is finally coming out of his shell.
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indian sunday school
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Looks like Jimmy is a little...Slow
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He is very unsecure... That is his anti-rape shell
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Who got there first? The Snail or the Turtle?
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duhh its an evolved human
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well he always was a bit slow...
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I WANT 1!!!!!!
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The "i like turtles" guy all grown up.
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I like turtles!
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I wanna play the turtle in the next Finding Nemo movie! look how good I am
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Alright junior, not so fast!
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so the bugs bunny cartones with the slow turttle where ispired from real life......hmmmm
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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does anyone know where I can buy me one of those?
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its teen-aged edge
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Hard turtle, cold turtle, little ball of shell.
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FULL SPEED AHEAD!
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having not seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before Tommy tried his best to make his Halloween costume work...
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I LOL'D
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When Micheal Jackson evolved from young black male to grown white female, everyone thought the mutation was complete, but then he began the third stage!
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The shell is made of leather... He wants to be left alone
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I LIEK TURTLES 0.o
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This is a prehistoric and extinct turtle.
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Turtlehead poppin out
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a mexican wanted home
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mommy did it with a turtle :)
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Bowser's sad attempt to clone Mario using 20% Mario DNA and 80% koopa DNA
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HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH WTFWTFWTF
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turtle boy emerges
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Rob schneider was an ordinary guy, but he's about to become... A TURTLE!
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TURTLEMAN STRIKEZ AGAIN.!
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Hey, Look at me! Im a turtle!
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Damn, that sewer radioactive thingy didn't work the way i thought...
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Auditions for Mutant Ninja Turtle, the stage show
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who is that on your back ? its michelle
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Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na, TURTLEMAN!!!!!
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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nanananananananananannana Turtle Man!
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Aware the Turtleman! Half turtle, half man...
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How does he shit?
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Squirtle, I choose you!!!
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I liek turtles!
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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SO I HEARD U LYK MUDKIEPS. epicface
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You just know that thing's riddled with salmonella
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"TurttleNocchio" showing is a boy !!
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The photo that made us realize drugs are bad.
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THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!!
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folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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I failed in sport and so?
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The great comeback of Mark Hamill in Teenage Mutant Nija Turtle
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Ohh, so THIS is what it's like to hit an evolutionary brick wall.
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This is Bret McKenzie being born you animals.
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oh man.. first birds? then pigs? BUT WHY TURTLES? I hate turtleflu!
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nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana turtule-man!!!!
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Jonathan the turtle zombie boy has evolved into Jonathan the braindead tortoise man!
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Dammit Fred were not gonna suscribe you retard
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Um, that's the Back end, folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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Hey, Roald Dull, brevity is the soul of wit, now fvckoff... The end.
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Type your comment.Now pass me the ball-gag honey and we can get started.
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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Alright I finally got the turtle suit on, lets hit the strip club!
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In time, Billy managed to come out of his shell with strangers
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I LIKE TURTLES!
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Great great great great great great great great great grandson of Morla the Ancient One.
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Turtley awsome dude!! Isn't this what Splinter Tortoise
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does this turtle make my butt look big
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fear the turtle!
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tuuuuuurtle tuuuurtle sir, what are you doing? am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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I don't care what you say , there is nothing cool about being a teenage mutant turtle ! You know it really gets under my Shell !
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I like turtles.
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am i not turtley enough to be in your turtle club?
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easy. dude dressed as turtle. explanation complete.
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New way for mexicans to cross the border "oh its an endangered animal"
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Watch out beach here I come.
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"I don't see why this is so funny....its just a kid in a turtle sui-......BUAHAHA
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super duper turtle transformation almost complete
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Average teenager with down syndrome
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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they said i could be anything, so became a turtle...almost
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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A new version of Bjork's Volta album cover.
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Was desperate for the toilet and had a turtle head all the way home from work. Then when I pull down my pants.... HUHHH!!!!!!!!!
Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.