Other's Explanations
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Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.
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Jimmy can do anything any normal kid can do. He's so motivated!
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Johnny's finally starting to come out of his shell...
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Jonny took Pokermon a little too seriously
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"Ma', im gonna go see the world, and this turtle suit is taking me there!"
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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We got rose buds, hersey squirts, and the famous turtle heads poppin out...
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A new era of furry.
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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awkward turtle
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TURTLE TIME. TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE LMAO [MASTER OF DISGUISE REFERENCE] WIN!!!
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Role playing gone very very wrong in the bedroom
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LMAO weee im a turtle. no your not mark get out of that thing. NO FUCK OFF IM A TURTLE!!
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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mommy did it with a turtle :)
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Looks like Jimmy is a little...Slow
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indian sunday school
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I sure hope he doesn't flip over that girl.
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a mexican wanted home
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Bowser's sad attempt to clone Mario using 20% Mario DNA and 80% koopa DNA
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Mr. Turtle is a special turtle that only shows his true face on saturdays... or when we make cookies
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am i not turtle-y enough for the turtle club?
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L M F A O @ his face!
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It's nice to see Carlos is finally coming out of his shell.
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having not seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before Tommy tried his best to make his Halloween costume work...
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this is not even my final form!
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This is what happens when you poke a turtle from behind
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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He looks determined to go places
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Alright junior, not so fast!
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Wow! That girl has a pretty dress on!!
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I-i-im almost to-to the l-l-light
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They said I could be anything... ... So I became a turtle.
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well he always was a bit slow...
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TURTLEMAN STRIKEZ AGAIN.!
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am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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nanananananananananannana Turtle Man!
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Rob schneider was an ordinary guy, but he's about to become... A TURTLE!
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I like turtles!
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duhh its an evolved human
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He is very unsecure... That is his anti-rape shell
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I WANT 1!!!!!!
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Turtlehead poppin out
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its teen-aged edge
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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so the bugs bunny cartones with the slow turttle where ispired from real life......hmmmm
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Squirtle, I choose you!!!
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THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!!
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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Damn, that sewer radioactive thingy didn't work the way i thought...
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Auditions for Mutant Ninja Turtle, the stage show
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Hard turtle, cold turtle, little ball of shell.
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Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na, TURTLEMAN!!!!!
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FULL SPEED AHEAD!
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does anyone know where I can buy me one of those?
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Who got there first? The Snail or the Turtle?
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This is a prehistoric and extinct turtle.
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I LOL'D
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HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH WTFWTFWTF
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I LIEK TURTLES 0.o
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I wanna play the turtle in the next Finding Nemo movie! look how good I am
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I failed in sport and so?
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When Micheal Jackson evolved from young black male to grown white female, everyone thought the mutation was complete, but then he began the third stage!
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The "i like turtles" guy all grown up.
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"TurttleNocchio" showing is a boy !!
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who is that on your back ? its michelle
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Aware the Turtleman! Half turtle, half man...
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nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana turtule-man!!!!
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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SO I HEARD U LYK MUDKIEPS. epicface
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I liek turtles!
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Hey, Look at me! Im a turtle!
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You just know that thing's riddled with salmonella
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The shell is made of leather... He wants to be left alone
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turtle boy emerges
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tuuuuuurtle tuuuurtle sir, what are you doing? am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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How does he shit?
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fear the turtle!
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This is Bret McKenzie being born you animals.
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oh man.. first birds? then pigs? BUT WHY TURTLES? I hate turtleflu!
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folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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Ohh, so THIS is what it's like to hit an evolutionary brick wall.
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am i not turtley enough to be in your turtle club?
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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Dammit Fred were not gonna suscribe you retard
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Type your comment.Now pass me the ball-gag honey and we can get started.
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Alright I finally got the turtle suit on, lets hit the strip club!
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I like turtles.
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Hey, Roald Dull, brevity is the soul of wit, now fvckoff... The end.
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Um, that's the Back end, folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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The great comeback of Mark Hamill in Teenage Mutant Nija Turtle
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The photo that made us realize drugs are bad.
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does this turtle make my butt look big
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Jonathan the turtle zombie boy has evolved into Jonathan the braindead tortoise man!
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I LIKE TURTLES!
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Turtley awsome dude!! Isn't this what Splinter Tortoise
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Great great great great great great great great great grandson of Morla the Ancient One.
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In time, Billy managed to come out of his shell with strangers
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New way for mexicans to cross the border "oh its an endangered animal"
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easy. dude dressed as turtle. explanation complete.
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I don't care what you say , there is nothing cool about being a teenage mutant turtle ! You know it really gets under my Shell !
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Watch out beach here I come.
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super duper turtle transformation almost complete
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"I don't see why this is so funny....its just a kid in a turtle sui-......BUAHAHA
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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Average teenager with down syndrome
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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A new version of Bjork's Volta album cover.
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they said i could be anything, so became a turtle...almost
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Was desperate for the toilet and had a turtle head all the way home from work. Then when I pull down my pants.... HUHHH!!!!!!!!!
Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.