Other's Explanations
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Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.
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Jimmy can do anything any normal kid can do. He's so motivated!
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Johnny's finally starting to come out of his shell...
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Jonny took Pokermon a little too seriously
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"Ma', im gonna go see the world, and this turtle suit is taking me there!"
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We got rose buds, hersey squirts, and the famous turtle heads poppin out...
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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A new era of furry.
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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Role playing gone very very wrong in the bedroom
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awkward turtle
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TURTLE TIME. TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE LMAO [MASTER OF DISGUISE REFERENCE] WIN!!!
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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LMAO weee im a turtle. no your not mark get out of that thing. NO FUCK OFF IM A TURTLE!!
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Mr. Turtle is a special turtle that only shows his true face on saturdays... or when we make cookies
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this is not even my final form!
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am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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This is what happens when you poke a turtle from behind
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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Wow! That girl has a pretty dress on!!
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They said I could be anything... ... So I became a turtle.
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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Alright junior, not so fast!
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I-i-im almost to-to the l-l-light
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He looks determined to go places
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indian sunday school
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Looks like Jimmy is a little...Slow
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I sure hope he doesn't flip over that girl.
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He is very unsecure... That is his anti-rape shell
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It's nice to see Carlos is finally coming out of his shell.
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duhh its an evolved human
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L M F A O @ his face!
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having not seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before Tommy tried his best to make his Halloween costume work...
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am i not turtle-y enough for the turtle club?
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well he always was a bit slow...
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I wanna play the turtle in the next Finding Nemo movie! look how good I am
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I WANT 1!!!!!!
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mommy did it with a turtle :)
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does anyone know where I can buy me one of those?
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Who got there first? The Snail or the Turtle?
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FULL SPEED AHEAD!
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Bowser's sad attempt to clone Mario using 20% Mario DNA and 80% koopa DNA
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Turtlehead poppin out
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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a mexican wanted home
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its teen-aged edge
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I like turtles!
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Rob schneider was an ordinary guy, but he's about to become... A TURTLE!
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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nanananananananananannana Turtle Man!
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Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na, TURTLEMAN!!!!!
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This is a prehistoric and extinct turtle.
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TURTLEMAN STRIKEZ AGAIN.!
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Hard turtle, cold turtle, little ball of shell.
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HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH WTFWTFWTF
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turtle boy emerges
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When Micheal Jackson evolved from young black male to grown white female, everyone thought the mutation was complete, but then he began the third stage!
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I LIEK TURTLES 0.o
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Squirtle, I choose you!!!
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THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!!
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Damn, that sewer radioactive thingy didn't work the way i thought...
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Auditions for Mutant Ninja Turtle, the stage show
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so the bugs bunny cartones with the slow turttle where ispired from real life......hmmmm
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The "i like turtles" guy all grown up.
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I LOL'D
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Hey, Look at me! Im a turtle!
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Aware the Turtleman! Half turtle, half man...
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The shell is made of leather... He wants to be left alone
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I liek turtles!
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SO I HEARD U LYK MUDKIEPS. epicface
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who is that on your back ? its michelle
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"TurttleNocchio" showing is a boy !!
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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You just know that thing's riddled with salmonella
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nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana turtule-man!!!!
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How does he shit?
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I failed in sport and so?
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Dammit Fred were not gonna suscribe you retard
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oh man.. first birds? then pigs? BUT WHY TURTLES? I hate turtleflu!
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Um, that's the Back end, folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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Type your comment.Now pass me the ball-gag honey and we can get started.
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tuuuuuurtle tuuuurtle sir, what are you doing? am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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I LIKE TURTLES!
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Alright I finally got the turtle suit on, lets hit the strip club!
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fear the turtle!
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The great comeback of Mark Hamill in Teenage Mutant Nija Turtle
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This is Bret McKenzie being born you animals.
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folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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Ohh, so THIS is what it's like to hit an evolutionary brick wall.
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Jonathan the turtle zombie boy has evolved into Jonathan the braindead tortoise man!
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am i not turtley enough to be in your turtle club?
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The photo that made us realize drugs are bad.
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does this turtle make my butt look big
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Hey, Roald Dull, brevity is the soul of wit, now fvckoff... The end.
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Turtley awsome dude!! Isn't this what Splinter Tortoise
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Great great great great great great great great great grandson of Morla the Ancient One.
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In time, Billy managed to come out of his shell with strangers
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I like turtles.
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New way for mexicans to cross the border "oh its an endangered animal"
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easy. dude dressed as turtle. explanation complete.
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I don't care what you say , there is nothing cool about being a teenage mutant turtle ! You know it really gets under my Shell !
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Watch out beach here I come.
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super duper turtle transformation almost complete
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"I don't see why this is so funny....its just a kid in a turtle sui-......BUAHAHA
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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Average teenager with down syndrome
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A new version of Bjork's Volta album cover.
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they said i could be anything, so became a turtle...almost
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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Was desperate for the toilet and had a turtle head all the way home from work. Then when I pull down my pants.... HUHHH!!!!!!!!!
Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.