Other's Explanations
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Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.
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Jimmy can do anything any normal kid can do. He's so motivated!
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Johnny's finally starting to come out of his shell...
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Jonny took Pokermon a little too seriously
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"Ma', im gonna go see the world, and this turtle suit is taking me there!"
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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We got rose buds, hersey squirts, and the famous turtle heads poppin out...
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A new era of furry.
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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Role playing gone very very wrong in the bedroom
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awkward turtle
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LMAO weee im a turtle. no your not mark get out of that thing. NO FUCK OFF IM A TURTLE!!
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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TURTLE TIME. TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE LMAO [MASTER OF DISGUISE REFERENCE] WIN!!!
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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Looks like Jimmy is a little...Slow
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I sure hope he doesn't flip over that girl.
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indian sunday school
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mommy did it with a turtle :)
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Bowser's sad attempt to clone Mario using 20% Mario DNA and 80% koopa DNA
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L M F A O @ his face!
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It's nice to see Carlos is finally coming out of his shell.
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this is not even my final form!
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am i not turtle-y enough for the turtle club?
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a mexican wanted home
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Wow! That girl has a pretty dress on!!
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This is what happens when you poke a turtle from behind
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having not seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before Tommy tried his best to make his Halloween costume work...
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Alright junior, not so fast!
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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They said I could be anything... ... So I became a turtle.
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Mr. Turtle is a special turtle that only shows his true face on saturdays... or when we make cookies
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He looks determined to go places
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am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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well he always was a bit slow...
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I-i-im almost to-to the l-l-light
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nanananananananananannana Turtle Man!
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duhh its an evolved human
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Rob schneider was an ordinary guy, but he's about to become... A TURTLE!
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TURTLEMAN STRIKEZ AGAIN.!
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I like turtles!
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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He is very unsecure... That is his anti-rape shell
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THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!!
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na, TURTLEMAN!!!!!
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Turtlehead poppin out
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its teen-aged edge
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so the bugs bunny cartones with the slow turttle where ispired from real life......hmmmm
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Auditions for Mutant Ninja Turtle, the stage show
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I WANT 1!!!!!!
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Squirtle, I choose you!!!
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FULL SPEED AHEAD!
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I LOL'D
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Damn, that sewer radioactive thingy didn't work the way i thought...
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Hard turtle, cold turtle, little ball of shell.
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I LIEK TURTLES 0.o
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HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH WTFWTFWTF
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Who got there first? The Snail or the Turtle?
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I wanna play the turtle in the next Finding Nemo movie! look how good I am
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does anyone know where I can buy me one of those?
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I failed in sport and so?
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This is a prehistoric and extinct turtle.
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"TurttleNocchio" showing is a boy !!
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The "i like turtles" guy all grown up.
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Aware the Turtleman! Half turtle, half man...
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who is that on your back ? its michelle
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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When Micheal Jackson evolved from young black male to grown white female, everyone thought the mutation was complete, but then he began the third stage!
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SO I HEARD U LYK MUDKIEPS. epicface
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nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana turtule-man!!!!
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I liek turtles!
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You just know that thing's riddled with salmonella
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The shell is made of leather... He wants to be left alone
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How does he shit?
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Hey, Look at me! Im a turtle!
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turtle boy emerges
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tuuuuuurtle tuuuurtle sir, what are you doing? am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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fear the turtle!
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oh man.. first birds? then pigs? BUT WHY TURTLES? I hate turtleflu!
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This is Bret McKenzie being born you animals.
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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I like turtles.
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Ohh, so THIS is what it's like to hit an evolutionary brick wall.
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Dammit Fred were not gonna suscribe you retard
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am i not turtley enough to be in your turtle club?
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Alright I finally got the turtle suit on, lets hit the strip club!
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Type your comment.Now pass me the ball-gag honey and we can get started.
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The great comeback of Mark Hamill in Teenage Mutant Nija Turtle
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Hey, Roald Dull, brevity is the soul of wit, now fvckoff... The end.
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Um, that's the Back end, folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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The photo that made us realize drugs are bad.
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does this turtle make my butt look big
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I LIKE TURTLES!
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Turtley awsome dude!! Isn't this what Splinter Tortoise
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Jonathan the turtle zombie boy has evolved into Jonathan the braindead tortoise man!
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Great great great great great great great great great grandson of Morla the Ancient One.
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In time, Billy managed to come out of his shell with strangers
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New way for mexicans to cross the border "oh its an endangered animal"
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easy. dude dressed as turtle. explanation complete.
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I don't care what you say , there is nothing cool about being a teenage mutant turtle ! You know it really gets under my Shell !
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Watch out beach here I come.
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super duper turtle transformation almost complete
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"I don't see why this is so funny....its just a kid in a turtle sui-......BUAHAHA
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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Average teenager with down syndrome
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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they said i could be anything, so became a turtle...almost
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A new version of Bjork's Volta album cover.
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Was desperate for the toilet and had a turtle head all the way home from work. Then when I pull down my pants.... HUHHH!!!!!!!!!
Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.