Other's Explanations
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Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.
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Jimmy can do anything any normal kid can do. He's so motivated!
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Johnny's finally starting to come out of his shell...
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"Ma', im gonna go see the world, and this turtle suit is taking me there!"
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Jonny took Pokermon a little too seriously
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We got rose buds, hersey squirts, and the famous turtle heads poppin out...
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A new era of furry.
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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Role playing gone very very wrong in the bedroom
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awkward turtle
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this is not even my final form!
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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LMAO weee im a turtle. no your not mark get out of that thing. NO FUCK OFF IM A TURTLE!!
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Mr. Turtle is a special turtle that only shows his true face on saturdays... or when we make cookies
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TURTLE TIME. TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE LMAO [MASTER OF DISGUISE REFERENCE] WIN!!!
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This is what happens when you poke a turtle from behind
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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He looks determined to go places
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I-i-im almost to-to the l-l-light
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They said I could be anything... ... So I became a turtle.
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HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH WTFWTFWTF
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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I sure hope he doesn't flip over that girl.
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am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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It's nice to see Carlos is finally coming out of his shell.
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L M F A O @ his face!
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Wow! That girl has a pretty dress on!!
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having not seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before Tommy tried his best to make his Halloween costume work...
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turtle boy emerges
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does anyone know where I can buy me one of those?
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duhh its an evolved human
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indian sunday school
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its teen-aged edge
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Who got there first? The Snail or the Turtle?
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Alright junior, not so fast!
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When Micheal Jackson evolved from young black male to grown white female, everyone thought the mutation was complete, but then he began the third stage!
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He is very unsecure... That is his anti-rape shell
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am i not turtle-y enough for the turtle club?
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well he always was a bit slow...
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I like turtles!
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I LOL'D
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Looks like Jimmy is a little...Slow
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The shell is made of leather... He wants to be left alone
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This is a prehistoric and extinct turtle.
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I wanna play the turtle in the next Finding Nemo movie! look how good I am
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Bowser's sad attempt to clone Mario using 20% Mario DNA and 80% koopa DNA
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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Damn, that sewer radioactive thingy didn't work the way i thought...
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so the bugs bunny cartones with the slow turttle where ispired from real life......hmmmm
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Hey, Look at me! Im a turtle!
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The "i like turtles" guy all grown up.
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Auditions for Mutant Ninja Turtle, the stage show
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I WANT 1!!!!!!
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I LIEK TURTLES 0.o
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mommy did it with a turtle :)
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FULL SPEED AHEAD!
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Turtlehead poppin out
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a mexican wanted home
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Rob schneider was an ordinary guy, but he's about to become... A TURTLE!
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nanananananananananannana Turtle Man!
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TURTLEMAN STRIKEZ AGAIN.!
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Hard turtle, cold turtle, little ball of shell.
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Squirtle, I choose you!!!
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How does he shit?
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who is that on your back ? its michelle
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na, TURTLEMAN!!!!!
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folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!!
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Aware the Turtleman! Half turtle, half man...
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SO I HEARD U LYK MUDKIEPS. epicface
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"TurttleNocchio" showing is a boy !!
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The photo that made us realize drugs are bad.
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You just know that thing's riddled with salmonella
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I liek turtles!
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I failed in sport and so?
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oh man.. first birds? then pigs? BUT WHY TURTLES? I hate turtleflu!
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I LIKE TURTLES!
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The great comeback of Mark Hamill in Teenage Mutant Nija Turtle
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Hey, Roald Dull, brevity is the soul of wit, now fvckoff... The end.
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Type your comment.Now pass me the ball-gag honey and we can get started.
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Jonathan the turtle zombie boy has evolved into Jonathan the braindead tortoise man!
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This is Bret McKenzie being born you animals.
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Dammit Fred were not gonna suscribe you retard
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In time, Billy managed to come out of his shell with strangers
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Turtley awsome dude!! Isn't this what Splinter Tortoise
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana turtule-man!!!!
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Ohh, so THIS is what it's like to hit an evolutionary brick wall.
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Um, that's the Back end, folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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does this turtle make my butt look big
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Alright I finally got the turtle suit on, lets hit the strip club!
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fear the turtle!
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I like turtles.
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am i not turtley enough to be in your turtle club?
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tuuuuuurtle tuuuurtle sir, what are you doing? am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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super duper turtle transformation almost complete
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Great great great great great great great great great grandson of Morla the Ancient One.
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I don't care what you say , there is nothing cool about being a teenage mutant turtle ! You know it really gets under my Shell !
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New way for mexicans to cross the border "oh its an endangered animal"
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easy. dude dressed as turtle. explanation complete.
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"I don't see why this is so funny....its just a kid in a turtle sui-......BUAHAHA
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Watch out beach here I come.
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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Average teenager with down syndrome
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they said i could be anything, so became a turtle...almost
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A new version of Bjork's Volta album cover.
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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Was desperate for the toilet and had a turtle head all the way home from work. Then when I pull down my pants.... HUHHH!!!!!!!!!
Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.