Other's Explanations
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Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.
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Jimmy can do anything any normal kid can do. He's so motivated!
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Johnny's finally starting to come out of his shell...
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Jonny took Pokermon a little too seriously
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"Ma', im gonna go see the world, and this turtle suit is taking me there!"
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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We got rose buds, hersey squirts, and the famous turtle heads poppin out...
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A new era of furry.
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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Role playing gone very very wrong in the bedroom
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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LMAO weee im a turtle. no your not mark get out of that thing. NO FUCK OFF IM A TURTLE!!
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awkward turtle
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TURTLE TIME. TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE LMAO [MASTER OF DISGUISE REFERENCE] WIN!!!
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Looks like Jimmy is a little...Slow
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mommy did it with a turtle :)
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Mr. Turtle is a special turtle that only shows his true face on saturdays... or when we make cookies
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I sure hope he doesn't flip over that girl.
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indian sunday school
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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am i not turtle-y enough for the turtle club?
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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Alright junior, not so fast!
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Wow! That girl has a pretty dress on!!
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I-i-im almost to-to the l-l-light
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having not seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before Tommy tried his best to make his Halloween costume work...
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this is not even my final form!
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They said I could be anything... ... So I became a turtle.
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This is what happens when you poke a turtle from behind
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L M F A O @ his face!
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It's nice to see Carlos is finally coming out of his shell.
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well he always was a bit slow...
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a mexican wanted home
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He looks determined to go places
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He is very unsecure... That is his anti-rape shell
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I WANT 1!!!!!!
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Rob schneider was an ordinary guy, but he's about to become... A TURTLE!
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nanananananananananannana Turtle Man!
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duhh its an evolved human
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Bowser's sad attempt to clone Mario using 20% Mario DNA and 80% koopa DNA
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Turtlehead poppin out
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FULL SPEED AHEAD!
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I wanna play the turtle in the next Finding Nemo movie! look how good I am
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!!
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I like turtles!
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Who got there first? The Snail or the Turtle?
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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TURTLEMAN STRIKEZ AGAIN.!
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Squirtle, I choose you!!!
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Damn, that sewer radioactive thingy didn't work the way i thought...
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its teen-aged edge
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does anyone know where I can buy me one of those?
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Auditions for Mutant Ninja Turtle, the stage show
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Hard turtle, cold turtle, little ball of shell.
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I LOL'D
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so the bugs bunny cartones with the slow turttle where ispired from real life......hmmmm
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I LIEK TURTLES 0.o
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This is a prehistoric and extinct turtle.
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Aware the Turtleman! Half turtle, half man...
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Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na, TURTLEMAN!!!!!
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The "i like turtles" guy all grown up.
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"TurttleNocchio" showing is a boy !!
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HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH WTFWTFWTF
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Hey, Look at me! Im a turtle!
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I failed in sport and so?
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You just know that thing's riddled with salmonella
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turtle boy emerges
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who is that on your back ? its michelle
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I liek turtles!
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SO I HEARD U LYK MUDKIEPS. epicface
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When Micheal Jackson evolved from young black male to grown white female, everyone thought the mutation was complete, but then he began the third stage!
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The shell is made of leather... He wants to be left alone
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tuuuuuurtle tuuuurtle sir, what are you doing? am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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oh man.. first birds? then pigs? BUT WHY TURTLES? I hate turtleflu!
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Um, that's the Back end, folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana turtule-man!!!!
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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How does he shit?
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am i not turtley enough to be in your turtle club?
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Alright I finally got the turtle suit on, lets hit the strip club!
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Dammit Fred were not gonna suscribe you retard
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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fear the turtle!
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The great comeback of Mark Hamill in Teenage Mutant Nija Turtle
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Ohh, so THIS is what it's like to hit an evolutionary brick wall.
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This is Bret McKenzie being born you animals.
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Type your comment.Now pass me the ball-gag honey and we can get started.
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I like turtles.
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folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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I LIKE TURTLES!
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Turtley awsome dude!! Isn't this what Splinter Tortoise
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does this turtle make my butt look big
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The photo that made us realize drugs are bad.
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Hey, Roald Dull, brevity is the soul of wit, now fvckoff... The end.
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New way for mexicans to cross the border "oh its an endangered animal"
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Jonathan the turtle zombie boy has evolved into Jonathan the braindead tortoise man!
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easy. dude dressed as turtle. explanation complete.
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Great great great great great great great great great grandson of Morla the Ancient One.
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In time, Billy managed to come out of his shell with strangers
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I don't care what you say , there is nothing cool about being a teenage mutant turtle ! You know it really gets under my Shell !
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super duper turtle transformation almost complete
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Watch out beach here I come.
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"I don't see why this is so funny....its just a kid in a turtle sui-......BUAHAHA
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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Average teenager with down syndrome
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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A new version of Bjork's Volta album cover.
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they said i could be anything, so became a turtle...almost
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Was desperate for the toilet and had a turtle head all the way home from work. Then when I pull down my pants.... HUHHH!!!!!!!!!
Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.