Other's Explanations
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Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.
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Jimmy can do anything any normal kid can do. He's so motivated!
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Johnny's finally starting to come out of his shell...
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"Ma', im gonna go see the world, and this turtle suit is taking me there!"
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Jonny took Pokermon a little too seriously
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We got rose buds, hersey squirts, and the famous turtle heads poppin out...
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A new era of furry.
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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Role playing gone very very wrong in the bedroom
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awkward turtle
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TURTLE TIME. TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE LMAO [MASTER OF DISGUISE REFERENCE] WIN!!!
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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Mr. Turtle is a special turtle that only shows his true face on saturdays... or when we make cookies
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this is not even my final form!
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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LMAO weee im a turtle. no your not mark get out of that thing. NO FUCK OFF IM A TURTLE!!
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This is what happens when you poke a turtle from behind
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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I-i-im almost to-to the l-l-light
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They said I could be anything... ... So I became a turtle.
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I sure hope he doesn't flip over that girl.
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He is very unsecure... That is his anti-rape shell
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Wow! That girl has a pretty dress on!!
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He looks determined to go places
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It's nice to see Carlos is finally coming out of his shell.
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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L M F A O @ his face!
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Looks like Jimmy is a little...Slow
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I like turtles!
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indian sunday school
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am i not turtle-y enough for the turtle club?
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Who got there first? The Snail or the Turtle?
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duhh its an evolved human
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I WANT 1!!!!!!
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well he always was a bit slow...
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does anyone know where I can buy me one of those?
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so the bugs bunny cartones with the slow turttle where ispired from real life......hmmmm
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having not seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before Tommy tried his best to make his Halloween costume work...
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FULL SPEED AHEAD!
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its teen-aged edge
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The "i like turtles" guy all grown up.
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Hard turtle, cold turtle, little ball of shell.
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I LOL'D
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Bowser's sad attempt to clone Mario using 20% Mario DNA and 80% koopa DNA
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I wanna play the turtle in the next Finding Nemo movie! look how good I am
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Rob schneider was an ordinary guy, but he's about to become... A TURTLE!
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Alright junior, not so fast!
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I LIEK TURTLES 0.o
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mommy did it with a turtle :)
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HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH WTFWTFWTF
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a mexican wanted home
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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When Micheal Jackson evolved from young black male to grown white female, everyone thought the mutation was complete, but then he began the third stage!
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This is a prehistoric and extinct turtle.
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turtle boy emerges
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Turtlehead poppin out
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Damn, that sewer radioactive thingy didn't work the way i thought...
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The shell is made of leather... He wants to be left alone
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Auditions for Mutant Ninja Turtle, the stage show
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TURTLEMAN STRIKEZ AGAIN.!
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who is that on your back ? its michelle
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Hey, Look at me! Im a turtle!
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Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na, TURTLEMAN!!!!!
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How does he shit?
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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Squirtle, I choose you!!!
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"TurttleNocchio" showing is a boy !!
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nanananananananananannana Turtle Man!
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Aware the Turtleman! Half turtle, half man...
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You just know that thing's riddled with salmonella
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I liek turtles!
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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The photo that made us realize drugs are bad.
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SO I HEARD U LYK MUDKIEPS. epicface
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THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!!
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folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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I failed in sport and so?
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The great comeback of Mark Hamill in Teenage Mutant Nija Turtle
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oh man.. first birds? then pigs? BUT WHY TURTLES? I hate turtleflu!
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nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana turtule-man!!!!
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Ohh, so THIS is what it's like to hit an evolutionary brick wall.
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Jonathan the turtle zombie boy has evolved into Jonathan the braindead tortoise man!
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This is Bret McKenzie being born you animals.
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Dammit Fred were not gonna suscribe you retard
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Hey, Roald Dull, brevity is the soul of wit, now fvckoff... The end.
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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Um, that's the Back end, folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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In time, Billy managed to come out of his shell with strangers
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Type your comment.Now pass me the ball-gag honey and we can get started.
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fear the turtle!
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does this turtle make my butt look big
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I LIKE TURTLES!
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Turtley awsome dude!! Isn't this what Splinter Tortoise
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Alright I finally got the turtle suit on, lets hit the strip club!
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I don't care what you say , there is nothing cool about being a teenage mutant turtle ! You know it really gets under my Shell !
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Great great great great great great great great great grandson of Morla the Ancient One.
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I like turtles.
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tuuuuuurtle tuuuurtle sir, what are you doing? am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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easy. dude dressed as turtle. explanation complete.
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am i not turtley enough to be in your turtle club?
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super duper turtle transformation almost complete
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"I don't see why this is so funny....its just a kid in a turtle sui-......BUAHAHA
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Watch out beach here I come.
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New way for mexicans to cross the border "oh its an endangered animal"
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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they said i could be anything, so became a turtle...almost
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Average teenager with down syndrome
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A new version of Bjork's Volta album cover.
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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Was desperate for the toilet and had a turtle head all the way home from work. Then when I pull down my pants.... HUHHH!!!!!!!!!
Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.