Other's Explanations
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"Cox tech support how can I help you?" "Yes I can not get on the internet." "Ok, are you in front of the computer right now?" "No it is attached to my penis." "Um...wha" "And if I bend over to look at it I will be burned by the torches" "ok..." "Can you power cycle the modem??"
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African firewall.
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When he was just jocking, he used a Mac
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NONE SHALL PASS!!!!
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Downloading pirate movies is illegal - if you do fail to comply, you will face the consequences.
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someone cut the umbilical cord
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I tought the laptop was wifi.
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this is the last! i did it. i did it all. now can you please let me deposit the 4 million trillion united states dollars that my freakin' uncle umbinko, the former head of the nigerian oil and natural gas company, left me to deposit in the west
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MicroSoft's last hope for fixing Vista.
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welcome to the internet i´ll be your guide!
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holy shit, he's actually serious...
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He Cheated On His Wife. :P
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Hes having sex over the internet
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Anti-internet crusader who has had it with spam e-mails telling him that his penis is too small. He has decided to modify his manhood using the very devise which defames it. The fire is to finish the job, in some way.
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Honey, I'm just cybering these others. I'm not serious about them...
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If all works as planned, it will become a knee-grow: I will grow it down to my knees.
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Add inches to your penis with our high tech digital penis extender. He is serious.
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The perfect workout - looking at hot girls on the computer.
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You better believe he is serious!
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Glad he's serious, and not just effing around!
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He's on myspace?
How else do you think they get their wireless network. x -
I had to look at this a couple times before I realized that the laptop was tied to his penis.
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Lol..look at the moon its like penis 0.o
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Miss Liberty. African version.
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it's not tied to his penis...it's tied to his balls....holy fuck...
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No....not him again...
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That idiot is a Nigerian scammer. It was fooled by a baiter posing as a potential victim and compelled to prove his seriousness by taking that picture. It shows how smart are Nigerian scammers and how smart are those who fall for the fortune of Gral Abacha...
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He's being S-A-R-C-A-S-T-I-C, duh.
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Why so serious? :O
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During his leg of the Olympic torch relay, Barry misunderstood the announcer who exclaimed, "He's coming down the stretch!"
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"I am weird and i'm a PC"
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no you are a dumb-ass now
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American's Got Talent were looking for something a little bit different in this year's winner. Juggling Fire, balanced on two chairs, while browsing the net, naked, however did not get through.
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He is serious now
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COME @ ME BRO
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Are you sure this is how they do it in Africa
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novo cabo para internet.
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He can just to this because he's the old green power ranger from the 90s!
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Has Anyone Ever Wondered "If This Is One F***'d Up Dude, But Who The Hell Is Taking The Picture!!??"
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Hold on... I am mixing the colors for that paint job... You did say brown, right?
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A spammer..
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Hey .. Theres an ghost orb..
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... and then John Cusack showed up with nothing but a boombox and she picked him! I was like.. WTF?!
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Firewall Proteccion
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The new olimpic tortche carryer requierments...
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why so overused joker line
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Greatest pc tech support call ever!
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Not as impressive as the picture with the torch tied to his penis.
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have you tried turning it off and on again??
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this is how stereotypes of black man with big dicks are created.
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Look at thescambaiter site (can't remember if it's .com or .org), the full story is there. This is a very failed and naive scammer that got caught in a hilarious trap, eventually making him send nude pictures of himself to his "victim" and believing he killed another business operative.
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He is serious now.
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Oh my God...............
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What's to explain, the man is obviously serious. And what is more serious than tying a laptop to your penis and standing on two lawn chairs with makeshift torches. Tell me, what can be more serious?
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Do you think that antivirus software can clear my HIV?
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i didnt need to see this one
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attracting a geek girlfriend?
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...later on he truly regretted not getting the netbook - so much lighter and they make everything else seem HUGE in comparison.
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ok black guy with two tourches, a laptop hanging from his penis on top of to chairs with a note on his chest...yep hes serious alright...
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virus attack, downloading... please wait
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OMG I'm using that exact laptop right now!!!
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thats a new trend to enlarge your penis! he was serious about trying it!
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This is how Lars Ulrich punishes people who download MetallicA songs illegally.
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HE LOST HIS ROLL ON POKERSTARS AND FINALLY HAD ENOUGH!
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For a race known for the size of their tackle, not-so-well-endowed members will go to any lengths to ensure the legend lives on....
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Mandela is dead. White people will die for bringing Internet porn to us. We will never find out where that blonde pussy live no matter how many houses we break in and how many woman we rape. Fuck whites. Mandela is dead
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Pfft! No match for the strongest vagina.
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zoo magazine has hardly anything to read make it another 50 pages long
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remember, kids do not try this at home!!!
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Are you ready for this? At the count of three, I will raise the PC to eye level, without dropping the torches: One, two, ...
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Well looks like some one just got initiated to the...um...computer ...torch club??? or he just gave birth to a laptop
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"Why doesn't anyone take me seriously?I'll show them!!!I'll show them all!!!"
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Oh alright, you got me. I"m still kidding
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MYSPACE.
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The Ukranians misunderstand the concept of high-tech lynching...agian.
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hmph! you call yourself serious, roger? because if you WERE youd've hung a GATEWAY from your penis instead of that IBM while holding flaming torches naked at night up on two chairs........
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Innanetz is serious business
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HE IS SERIOUS NOW.
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he just found that with MacBook Air he looked like he was joking
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"I am weird and i'm a PC"
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This is how things are settled in Zimbabwe
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At the count of 3, I will make this laptop disappear: One, two, ...
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to become a man in my tribe, i must stand in this position for three days
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After all that porn, I felt a little inadequate...
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He lost a bet.
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I'm Old Greg! I have a mangina!!
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...later on he truly regretted not getting the netbook - so much lighter and they make everything else seem HUGE in comparison.
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Auditions have begun for the Olympic opening ceremony, London '12. As stipulated, the IOC are only after serious contenders to handle the responsibility of lighting the Olympic flame
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So thats how Geek Squad fixed my laptop! Or is that how it got messed up in the first place?
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he stole that laptop
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error 404 penis not found
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"NOW will you answer my friggin emails??"
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those chairs are pretty flimsy, I'd love to see the shot 20 seconds later when he's doing the splits and his hair is in fire
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You think thats hanging from my cock, don't ya ?
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there is a black man standing on 2 plastic lawn chairs, holding candles with a laptop hanging on a string tied off of his penis and the sun covering his penis. There is also a sign on his chest covering his nipples reading "I am serious now". It also appears the man is in an alley outside of his house.
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Yup, a 419 scammer. Needs a fish.
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Now you Can´t see me Google Earth! I double dare you!!
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Those IBM laptops are very useful, im serious!
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...and then set it on fire.
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yes. yes you are.
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those chairs are pretty flimsy, I'd love to see the shot 20 seconds later when he's doing the splits and his hair is in fire
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He was caught downloading Warez!
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ew!!! im using that same kind of laptop rite now !!! -_-
"Cox tech support how can I help you?" "Yes I can not get on the internet." "Ok, are you in front of the computer right now?" "No it is attached to my penis." "Um...wha" "And if I bend over to look at it I will be burned by the torches" "ok..." "Can you power cycle the modem??"