Hey Jackie, you know that weird stalker guy at your job you told us about? Well... he's here to take you out.

What is YOUR Explanation?

Are You A Zombie?

Other's Explanations

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  Hey Jackie, you know that weird stalker guy at your job you told us about? Well... he's here to take you out.

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  Here is a fellow with a serious inferiority complex. He is probably scared of his own shadow. He is dangerous because if you say "BOOOO!!!", he may shjt and shoot at the same time.

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  I just came over to get my Xbox back. Look man, you have had it for weeks.

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  Relax, there is no zombies inside your room

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  I'm gunna kill you...with a knife and a gun, AT THE SAME TIME!.