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  my precioussss

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  I don't always eat bacon....but when I do..

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  Zero degrees of separation.

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  welcome the newest member of epic meal time

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  He was watching My Little Pony, but this was easier to explain

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  perfectly normal behavior for a crazy guy

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  Do you think Simon Broose will find me attractive???

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  I'd tap that...

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  I've got some packaged meat for you right here ;)

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  Release the hounds

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  This is the worst "strip" club ever!

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  brings a whole new meaning to PACKING MEAT

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  I don't know about the rest of you, but my CAPTCHA seems to be turned on by this. "Finger lickin good."

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  With this terrible economy (and "bed-and-breakfast" establishments flailing), Billy Bacon started the "Bed-And-Bacon" concept.

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  Vegetarian, huh? We'll see about that...

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  drum head

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  I'm thinking this is one of those strange European TV commercials... Paid for by Oscar Mayer.

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  Bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips

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  If that bedspread wasn't so dirty, I may not have been so traumatized.......

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  Gay man protecting himself from muslims...

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  The freshest meat. Hillshire farm. Go meat.

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  ill never eat bacon again

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  Dont eat bacon kids.... This is what it dose to you!

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  Bacon and eggs.

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  mmm... so meaty

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  it's gross, but not gross enough to keep me from bacon.

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  Go on, beat my meat...

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  Is this Lady GaGa without her funny hats and makeup, or is it Kevin Bacon? (-Grindi)

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  Between love bacon and love my wife I chose both.

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  Bacon... Bacon bacon bacon bacon... Hehe... Bacon.. I love you.

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  nobody will ever love bacon like I DO

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  When they say old people watch soft core P0rn news flash there's a new invention soft core gay porn

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  dont mess with your local meat inspector

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  What can you say? This guy loves bacon.

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  Old man gay p0rn

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  I've got some packaged meat for your right here ;)