He's not with me. I don't know him.

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Other's Explanations

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  He's not with me. I don't know him.

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  I woke just up. My car is gone. My money is gone and my clothes are gone. Really, And somehow the fire department is involved. I don't know what happen.

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  Hey man, I don't think you're pick up advice is working...

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  Dude, I met her on craigslist and she cleaned me out!

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  Depends! No dumbass, all I'm wearing is depends!!!

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  Man, trust me when I say that, SHE IS THE BEST POKER PLAYER I EVER SAW!

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  there is no fire? shit , I'm coming back!

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  Yeah yeah, I know I that lost my asss in that deal yesterday. Herb, no, I am not crazy! ... Now I need money for 500 shares of AOL, 1000 shares of Netscape, and 5000 shares of Myspace. What? Nooo, really, she has valuable inside information that they will all soon be in great demand again.

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  Hello? Can you hear me now? ... Good. Can you see me? GOOD!

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  "Yeah, Mom, it happened again..."

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  what did i forget this morning?

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  ..and now I have to walk home because Mike Tyson's tiger is in my minivan. What a fuckin' night..

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  Hang on honey, my phone is ringing. "Hello. WHAT? YOU'RE SHITTIN' ME!!!"

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  The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Benjamin Button

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  "no, I'm telling you. She's prime for the picking..."

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  Simon Broose at it again...

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  First time Domme win!

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  What a bitch. She's not even wearing her jacket but wont lend it to him anyway...

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  It looks like he is using an ice-cream sandwich as his cell phone.

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  MOM ,can you come pick me up?

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  I can't find my glasses! I even take my clothes off but i can't find anywhere!

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  Yeah, it's happened again...yeah, I know I shouldn't have had the beetroot... no, I threw the undies away... no, no it's ok there was a lady here who had a spare Huggeez size 18 in her handbag.. yeah kind of lucky wasn't it...

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  what? So they do make adult diapers! And mother said id hav to start using the toilet