Other's Explanations
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Hey man, I don't think you're pick up advice is working...
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He's not with me. I don't know him.
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I woke just up. My car is gone. My money is gone and my clothes are gone. Really, And somehow the fire department is involved. I don't know what happen.
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Dude, I met her on craigslist and she cleaned me out!
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Yeah yeah, I know I that lost my asss in that deal yesterday. Herb, no, I am not crazy! ... Now I need money for 500 shares of AOL, 1000 shares of Netscape, and 5000 shares of Myspace. What? Nooo, really, she has valuable inside information that they will all soon be in great demand again.
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"Yeah, Mom, it happened again..."
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Simon Broose at it again...
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there is no fire? shit , I'm coming back!
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Yeah, it's happened again...yeah, I know I shouldn't have had the beetroot... no, I threw the undies away... no, no it's ok there was a lady here who had a spare Huggeez size 18 in her handbag.. yeah kind of lucky wasn't it...
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Hello? Can you hear me now? ... Good. Can you see me? GOOD!
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First time Domme win!
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what? So they do make adult diapers! And mother said id hav to start using the toilet
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what did i forget this morning?
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It looks like he is using an ice-cream sandwich as his cell phone.
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The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Benjamin Button
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Depends! No dumbass, all I'm wearing is depends!!!
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What a bitch. She's not even wearing her jacket but wont lend it to him anyway...
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Hang on honey, my phone is ringing. "Hello. WHAT? YOU'RE SHITTIN' ME!!!"
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Man, trust me when I say that, SHE IS THE BEST POKER PLAYER I EVER SAW!
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MOM ,can you come pick me up?
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"no, I'm telling you. She's prime for the picking..."
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I can't find my glasses! I even take my clothes off but i can't find anywhere!
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..and now I have to walk home because Mike Tyson's tiger is in my minivan. What a fuckin' night..
Hey man, I don't think you're pick up advice is working...