If I do this, I get the job right?

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Other's Explanations

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  If I do this, I get the job right?

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  I've never done this before but, what the heck, anything to help my career, here goes

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  I'd still do Katy perry

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  Let go of my trunk! What are you high? Katy, the microphone is over there.

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  Remember, I never forget.

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  Katy demonstrating to all her horny male fans that, it doesn't matter how big you are, she can still deepthroat your full length.

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  Boss, he was right here a moment ago.Now he's gone. It's the truth! I think someone STOLE one of our frickin' elephants!! Where is he?

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  Honey that's not a microphone

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  Wait for it... Wait for it... Now... SPEW!!!

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  My skills include, but are not limited to garlglgllggllglg

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  Okay but if you bite me there will be helll to pay!

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  And for my next trick, I shall deep throat this Trunk.

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  Katy Perry's was a working stiff...

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  Everything was going fine at the Circus until her instinct kicked in

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  Hulloooo? You in there? I can hear you breathing!

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  Epic deep throat in 3... 2...

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  I think she can do it!

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  Katy Perry was passed over quickly during the auditions process in the making of "Water for Elephants". Producers described her unique approach, "...a poor judge of anatomy, and grossly overqualified to star opposite Pattinson."

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  Nelly the elephant packed her trunk, and said goodbye to her dignity.

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  Go home Katy Perry, you're drunk!

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  Dirty mind

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  I kissed a Girl... so i think i can kiss an elephant too

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  I don't have to swallow... right?

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  Careful Dumbo she's a biter!

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  This is no way to cure elephant constipation

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  Linda Love Lace don't know Jack...

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  vat

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  And for our Premium customers, she swallows something else

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  Looks like she did more than just Kiss a girl and liked it.

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  the happiest elephant EVER!!!!!!!!

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  You big pachyderm! Shut up you little trunk SUCKER!

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  Prépare to show Howard deep is woman

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  "Nose Job"

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  Stand by with the giraffe ... OK, Quiet everyone. Scene 4, take 3 ... And... ACTION!!

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  With All The Black I Guys I Dated I'm Still Not Ready For This!!!

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  As she hit the high note everyone knew she was stoned.