This is not snow

What is YOUR Explanation?

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Other's Explanations

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  This is not snow

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  America 2010 - Everybody's a suspect.

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  You say that elfs made these toys and you are handing them out to Good Boys and Girls...Mr. Clause please

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  THAT BITCH! ... Mrs. Claus put that stuff in there to set me up. I swear!

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  That's why i didn't get a present this year ! ;o

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  I guess they found Rudolph's stash.

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  after a series of house break in we caught the guy!

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  Random check my butt. You're just mad that you got coal last year.

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  Let's see what else you have stashed in this bag. And we heard you call me a hoe three times old man.

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  Well, can I at least have my boots back? STFU smuggler!

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  yah we've found a bunch of cut up midgets in his suitcase

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  "How else was I supposed to pay for all those gifts I deliver each year?

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  Ooh no, Santa has been dealing crack to the kids again!!

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  Santa's going to put TSA on the naughty list.

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  Security to Big_Brother, come in please... Roger. We caught an alien trying to cross the border without a visa.

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  "Santa, I'm going to have to check your sack."

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  Sorry Santa but this administration hates Christmax

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  f*cking elfs!..

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  immigrants....are a danger

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  Even sants drives drunk sometimes.

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  TSA: Touching Santa's Ass

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  Guys what gave me away? Sir, other than the white power all over your nose, no one wears a fuzzy red hat in Peru in summer.

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  The kids pointed you out sir!

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  Ho Ho No!

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  The sleigh just got cancelled.

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  I swear... it's just snow!

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  Sir, is there anything you want to tell us before big Mike begin the full body cavity search?

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  santa being escorted to interrogation after his name popped up on the no fly list.

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  come mr. nicolas, Describe to us the perps that sledjacked you

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  Wailful ganjasanta

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  I swear it was little Timmy's gun and knife. And Billy's weed.

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  That lady has something her butt.

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  Santa - climbing down the chimney does not stop it from being trespassing...

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  so... dou you like to give gift for kids eh?

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  "Sleight 747 just got cancelled."

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  Santas a cunt

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  Nick, leave gifts, not steal them.

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  Red and green should never be seen.

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  Those darn Reindeer went on strike again! Wo, wo, wo...

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  Attention all terminal personnel, be on the lookout for a kleptomaniac dressed as Santa. ... Unit 5 to dispatch, caught 'em red handed. We got 'em.

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  Please go in for a rectal examination, Mr Claus

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  We catch a pedophile who is saying , he wants to visit many kids and give them "some presents" .

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  Tell me ma'am, how are you going to explain this to your kids?

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  saint claus yg gendut...mw langsing dan aman kesini dulu Obat Pelangsing Alami Obat Pelangsing Yang Aman

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  It's ok the gloves are still warm from the last person.