Congratulations, it's a girl

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Other's Explanations

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  Congratulations, it's a girl

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  Alright people, nothing to see here. Move along

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  I... can't explain this one... I just... need a mellon baller for my brain now.

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  OMG, he has a double dick!

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  Beef Stew!!!

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  A 'glass bottom boat' with an invisible coffee-table

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  I told you the baby would fit up there.

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  i told you not to come out yet!!!

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  Nick Swardson's next TV show: How I met my daughter

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  this new yet fast growing massage is being practice by the young guru who humbly says it was years of picking up 1000 pennies a day with only her toes that have allowed her to receive worldwide recognition for "the other kind of foot massage"

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  Okay People For My Next Magic Trick Im Going To Hold Her Up Using No Hands Also!

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  New wonder cure for haemorroids revealed...

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  So that's how Jim came down with a bad case of athletes cock!

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  jizz

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  Stroking boner with her feet - the guy didn't notice that someone lifted the curtain behind them.

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  Women lined up overnight to participate in World's Biggest Foot-Job 2.

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  The ultimate tea bag

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  WORST SIAMESE TWINS EVER!