Other's Explanations
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Nailed it
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And for my next trick...skating on water
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No wonder it took him 3 days to go back to his apostles
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On the brightness scale of one to ten, ten being the brightest. I'd give him a one...
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On the quest for the Holy Rail.
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GOOOD BLESSS JEEESSSUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSS
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@Jesus was very popular at the skateboard park for his ability to heal with a touch.............. This is where we get the Red Cross from.
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Jesus was very popular at the skateboard park for his ability to heal with a touch.
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His signature move is the Christ Air.
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Take that Shaun white
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They see me rollin...
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Jesus Christ...will you get of that bloody skateboard
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surfing. you get it wrong
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The Ollie One
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Let those without skills cast the first heel flip.
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You can say 'jesus f*cking christ' because his name wasn't 'Jesus F*cking Christ,' so you're not 'taking the lord's name in vain' by saying it. Besides, that's not what that commandment meant anyway, it meant DONT USE ME TO SCAM MONEY FROM PEOPLE!
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Now watch me resurrect these fresh lines.
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Jesus wept... uhh.. Skated?
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Surfin' jew esse
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lord of dogtown!!!!!!
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He later ends up on an episode of scarred.
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Thee without sin cast the first kickflip
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Doesn't Even matta!
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On the brightness scale of one to ten, ten being the brightest. I'd give him a one...
Nailed it