Other's Explanations
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Nailed it
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And for my next trick...skating on water
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No wonder it took him 3 days to go back to his apostles
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On the quest for the Holy Rail.
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On the brightness scale of one to ten, ten being the brightest. I'd give him a one...
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Jesus was very popular at the skateboard park for his ability to heal with a touch.
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His signature move is the Christ Air.
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GOOOD BLESSS JEEESSSUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSS
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@Jesus was very popular at the skateboard park for his ability to heal with a touch.............. This is where we get the Red Cross from.
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Take that Shaun white
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They see me rollin...
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The Ollie One
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surfing. you get it wrong
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Jesus Christ...will you get of that bloody skateboard
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Let those without skills cast the first heel flip.
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You can say 'jesus f*cking christ' because his name wasn't 'Jesus F*cking Christ,' so you're not 'taking the lord's name in vain' by saying it. Besides, that's not what that commandment meant anyway, it meant DONT USE ME TO SCAM MONEY FROM PEOPLE!
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He later ends up on an episode of scarred.
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Jesus wept... uhh.. Skated?
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lord of dogtown!!!!!!
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Now watch me resurrect these fresh lines.
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Surfin' jew esse
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Thee without sin cast the first kickflip
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Doesn't Even matta!
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On the brightness scale of one to ten, ten being the brightest. I'd give him a one...
Nailed it