Other's Explanations
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When Ozzy completely lost the plot, Jack thought it best to stand by his dad and just go with it.
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Moses fell in love with a mermaid from the red sea and after moving all the Jews out of Egypt, he went back to find his fair maiden, it was here that god frowned upon this love and sent him forward to a time where it was acceptable to marry other species of animals and the like. Like Ariel from The Little Mermaid, on contact with the land, she grows legs. They have not seen the condiments we use in this time and say that they must be gifts from the gods and decide to protect them with their life, hence Moses looking angrily, wanting to keep both his maiden and the condiments safe.
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Settle down dude, no one's going near your girl OR your condiments.
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Why does the fat kid have splooge on his chest?
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Where's my fucking hotdog!
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Wow, Disney seriously sugar-coats these fairytales. The Little Mermaid looked so much prettier in the movie...
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Looks like that tsunami flotsam from Japan finally made it to the west coast..
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I hope these two AREN'T in charge of those kids !
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Lithuanian Sping Break!
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"YA WANT MUSTARD WID DAT? DO YA?"
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Looks like the land of the Misfit...well...misfits...
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On the next season of lost..
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that kid in the background has a sick chest piece
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HEYYY!!! SHE'SSS A NICE LADY!
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THIS IS MY MERMAID WITH CONDIMENTS!!!
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EXPECTO PATRONUM!
When Ozzy completely lost the plot, Jack thought it best to stand by his dad and just go with it.