Settle down dude, no one's going near your girl OR your condiments.

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Other's Explanations

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  Settle down dude, no one's going near your girl OR your condiments.

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  Moses fell in love with a mermaid from the red sea and after moving all the Jews out of Egypt, he went back to find his fair maiden, it was here that god frowned upon this love and sent him forward to a time where it was acceptable to marry other species of animals and the like. Like Ariel from The Little Mermaid, on contact with the land, she grows legs. They have not seen the condiments we use in this time and say that they must be gifts from the gods and decide to protect them with their life, hence Moses looking angrily, wanting to keep both his maiden and the condiments safe.

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  When Ozzy completely lost the plot, Jack thought it best to stand by his dad and just go with it.

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  Wow, Disney seriously sugar-coats these fairytales. The Little Mermaid looked so much prettier in the movie...

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  Where's my fucking hotdog!

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  Why does the fat kid have splooge on his chest?

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  Looks like that tsunami flotsam from Japan finally made it to the west coast..

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  that kid in the background has a sick chest piece

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  I hope these two AREN'T in charge of those kids !

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  Lithuanian Sping Break!

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  "YA WANT MUSTARD WID DAT? DO YA?"

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  On the next season of lost..

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  HEYYY!!! SHE'SSS A NICE LADY!

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  THIS IS MY MERMAID WITH CONDIMENTS!!!

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  Looks like the land of the Misfit...well...misfits...

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  EXPECTO PATRONUM!