These women are so fake.

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  These women are so fake.

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  3 out of every 7 lonely virgins can afford the lifelike Japanese sexdolls.

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  Well we know which men splurge on their "women" and which ones are the tightwads. I've seen pinatas that looked more like like (ahem...you in the front row with the blue/green plaid shirt, You are a disgrace sir).

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  These aren't the droids you're looking for...

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  Which women are plastic? 87% of voters got it wrong.

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  Now, I believe we have some first timers here tonight.

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  Is that Bianca? I thought she died!

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  Fags only

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  At first glance I thought there were reel women in this picture. Then I looked closer.

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  ... Gentlemen, now that you've had the opportunity to examine the whole product range -before I take your orders, I'd just like to remind you that there is an additional carriage charge on the more realistic models due to the extra bulk ...

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  I don't know what they're looking at that could be more fucked up than them...

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  Welcome to our first session of "being a good pedophile father"

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  Mannequin, stuffed or inflatable aside...what are they doing out of the kitchen?...

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  Worse swinger party ever

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  Another on of those couple relationship problem programs...

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  theres 7 ninjas in this picture....

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  Beginners welcome.

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  "Hello, my name is Bob and I love my sexdoll.." hhaha

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  Casting for the role of 'Pervert with Doll #1' had more of a turnout than the director imagined.

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  sexaholics anonymous, couples therapy.

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  Ive heard of AA & NA, but is this WA (Wife Anonymous)

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  Hey look! It's Kevin from The Office! Seems he's lost weight! Good for him... Oh. Wait. What's this? Oh God. Oh God, no...