i tried to keep moy coke cold... but it got stuck

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  i tried to keep moy coke cold... but it got stuck

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  a week stay at a popular nudists camp $600 a bottle of coke $1.60 forgetting that you left it on the seat before sitting down priceless

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  Unwanted side effects from the hip replacement surgery

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  Your colla is too cold? Let me warm it for you.

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  Cup holder.

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  Come in for a prostate exam and get a free Coke!

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  Cokes new ad is f$%^ing disgusting.

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  Ah HA! Looks like we got us another coke smuggler!

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  Look everyone! I can open a bottle with..., oh, ...ups.

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  Hahahahaha bottle in ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  Oh, there it is, silly me! Doctor can you get it out? I'd sure like some Coke right now.

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  Your colla is too cold? Let me warm it for you.

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  She's nuts! Doc, I simply asked her to bring me a drink and when I woke up, I was here..

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  Medical students, QUIT SCREWING AROUND IN THERE! You screw around too much!