Ashton Kutcher Cheats On Demi Moore Again!!!!

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  Ashton Kutcher Cheats On Demi Moore Again!!!!

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  He just use me and then stuff me under the bed when it's over.. It's about time he took me out.

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  Hey, all of the human girls are taken in this small town. Shut up!

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  Everyone told Bob that Blowup Betty is a cheap date and a sure thing.

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  I ordered a muslim because they blow themselves up

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  Dear Mum, having a great trip. Found a nice quiet girl. Here's a pic. Bye for now. [send]

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  I now pronounce you man and balloon... You may puncture the bride.

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  I couldn't get Snookie, so this will do.

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  Joke if you want but I'm going to poke

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  use your 3D glasses and see how pretty my wife is

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  You blow her up she blows you

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  When you are too cheap for an actual date

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  A fake arm

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  A fake arm

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  A fake arm

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  My new Russian wife just arrived with FedEx

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  A fake arm